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Hypo: $7M but if you travel over 35 mph you will die.
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Date: October 12th, 2026 1:55 PM Author: Nudist Hall Shitlib You get $7M tax free today. But, if you ever move above 35 mph again, you will die instantly.
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Date: October 12th, 2026 1:56 PM Author: Aphrodisiac old irish cottage party of the first part yeah man where do i send the check (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186024) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 2:44 PM Author: Nudist Hall Shitlib How are you going out? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186178) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 2:58 PM Author: Aphrodisiac old irish cottage party of the first part gonna jump off a bridge (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186233) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:06 PM Author: Nudist Hall Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186269) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 2:59 PM Author: Violet lay halford I don’t think so, this basically eliminates any sort of motorized transportation, how fast do bicycles go down a hill? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186236) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:04 PM Author: Nudist Hall Shitlib It eliminates highway travel. Feel free to use your car below 35 on surface roads. And you can buy a spedometer and keep your bike below 35. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186258) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: Violet lay halford Car would be too easy to inadvertently accelerate past 35, golf cart would work better (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186276) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: Nudist Hall Shitlib Get a restrictor plate. You have $7M. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186289) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:06 PM Author: Dull Alpha A road bicycle moving downhill easily exceeds 35mph. Shit I do it regularly on a mountain bike on a long fire road descent back to a parking lot. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186266) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:01 PM Author: Soul-stirring Purple Field This is a good hypo. I wouldn’t, too much stress (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186247) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:05 PM Author: Nudist Hall Shitlib Why the stress? Ride your bike to the beach and chill. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186261) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: Violet lay halford Which beach are you chilling at?
Anything on the east coast you have to worry about riding out hurricanes.
San Diego seems pretty safe. |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 4:39 PM Author: Nudist Hall Shitlib Just biked over to the Salty Dog Cafe in Hilton Head, relaxing on the back patio, drinking a Salty Dog IPA (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186479) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:03 PM Author: Curious Whorehouse Knife fuck no i live in america man (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186255) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:06 PM Author: Nudist Hall Shitlib You got somewhere to be? Get a nice house and hang out there. Drive into town doing less than 35. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186268) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 4:19 PM Author: Curious Whorehouse Knife 7M ain't anywhere near enough to be "sit in the same place forever until you die" money (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186449) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:05 PM Author: Stimulating locus earth is moving through the milky way at like 500,000 mph
i'd be dead before i could cash the check
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:05 PM Author: Violet lay halford I guess most golf carts don’t go 35 mph. Do you want you world to be restricted to what you can travel to via golf carts?
Can I pick a starting spot in the world and then take the deal? |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:09 PM Author: Nudist Hall Shitlib For basically all of human history, pretty much no one ever travelled above 35 mph. Why are you so special that you can't be restricted to 35?
Deal starts wherever you are right now, unless you're already currently in a vehicle going above 35, in which case can have until you reach your destination. I'm on Tremont Ave. |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:15 PM Author: Violet lay halford lol, fair enough, I think I’m passing though (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186313) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:05 PM Author: arousing idiot toilet seat I think the woman driving in front of me this morning took this deal haha (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186265) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: Nudist Hall Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186292) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:06 PM Author: pearl misunderstood stead cuck No dat too many slowness (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186270) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:06 PM Author: Carnelian mewling set toaster If I am in a space rocket or maybe a private jet and I walk to the window to look out, I am not moving more than 35mph, however, my private jet is. Win? Profit? Oh, I think so. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186275) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:08 PM Author: Dull Alpha You’d breach that in roughly 1.5 seconds of freefall or about 40 feet. Even some high-rise elevators exceed 35mph. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186282) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: Arrogant ocher windowlicker headpube actually ur already moving at 1.6 billion mph through space (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186294) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:11 PM Author: Nudist Hall Shitlib Some elevators and roller coasters would be out. Are you taking the money anyway? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186298) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:16 PM Author: Dull Alpha At 10X the payout I’d take it in a heartbeat and just ride out my days on a trawler yacht that cruises at 12 knots. For $7M, not worth the sacrifice. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186315) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:19 PM Author: Lake Exhilarant Legal Warrant Native What if you fall down and your body travels faster than 35mph? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186327) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: Violet lay halford According to chat gpt, that doesn’t happen (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186333) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:22 PM Author: Lake Exhilarant Legal Warrant Native so it doesn't violate the rules? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186340) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:53 PM Author: Violet lay halford C+p from Chat GPT:
No. An ordinary trip and fall wouldn't get you anywhere close to 35 mph. 35 mph is approximately 51 feet per second. To reach that speed through gravity alone, you'd need to fall about 41 feet vertically. Here's what happens with different vertical falling distances, assuming freefall from rest: When you trip while walking, your center of mass typically falls only about 2–3 feet before you hit the ground. Your head might travel farther, but nowhere near 41 feet. Even if you were running at 10 mph when you tripped, the combination of your forward speed and downward acceleration wouldn't ordinarily approach 35 mph. There's an interesting implication for the $7 million hypothetical: Ordinary falls aren't much of a concern under the speed rule. Falling off a roof, however, could be instantly fatal before you hit the ground. One wrinkle: if the hypothetical measures the instantaneous speed of any part of your body, rather than the speed of your body as a whole, things get more complicated. Your hand or foot can briefly move much faster than your torso during ordinary activities. |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 4:05 PM Author: Lake Exhilarant Legal Warrant Native the point is that you're not actually traveling anywhere. You're just falling down (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186425) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:22 PM Author: Nudist Hall Shitlib There's not really a situation where a fall would cause you to travel above 35 mph, unless you fall off a cliff or something. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186339) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 4:06 PM Author: Lake Exhilarant Legal Warrant Native "Travel" implies you have a destination. If you fall off a ladder that should not count. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186427) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: Chartreuse sandwich Even NY subway goes over 35mph and $7M probably isn’t enough to live in there forever of can you never leave. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186334) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 3:58 PM Author: Stirring Filthpig Address not a chance. you basically can't travel anywhere. no motorized transportation legally stays under 35 mph. no private cars, public transit. if you're in the city, you can't go to the country. if you're in the country, can't visit the city.
you're restricted to walking and biking and can't go down steep hills on your bike |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: Nudist Hall Shitlib What's wrong with walking and biking? You'd probably be better off if you only walked and biked to get around. And you can drive, you just need to keep it under 35. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186488) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 4:05 PM Author: Lake Exhilarant Legal Warrant Native what if you're going home? Does that count as "traveliing?" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186424) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 4:49 PM Author: Carnelian mewling set toaster easy. Electric bike or 50cc moped will take me everywhere; it will take longer, but it will work. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186503) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 8:03 PM Author: smoky spot i mean if you literally never leave a 30 or so mile radius again i guess (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912170&forum_id=2#50186869) |
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Date: October 12th, 2026 8:12 PM Author: tantric cruise ship voyeur so live in thailand like a god? yes!
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