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Outta My Endzone: Sport and the Territorial Anus

http://www.scribd.com/doc/22671885/10948750239485 Perhaps...
titillating casino turdskin
  11/17/09
i've seen this on the board before. but nobody has download...
Opaque talented internal respiration dilemma
  11/17/09
This is the full text
titillating casino turdskin
  11/17/09
oh, holy shit. thanks. i overlooked the new link.
Opaque talented internal respiration dilemma
  11/17/09
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Heady Wine Roast Beef
  11/17/09
I like how he call a dick a "phallus" but an assho...
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  11/17/09
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Heady Wine Roast Beef
  11/17/09
"The practice of competitive sport itself can have homo...
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  11/17/09
this thing was fucking PUBLISHED? Did the editors actually r...
Heady Wine Roast Beef
  11/17/09
No bullshit, this seriously reads like a well written evan29...
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  11/17/09
You can basically write gay erotica and call it an academic ...
lilac vigorous wagecucks
  11/17/09
I'd prefer if you eschewed these patriarchal, hetero-normati...
Heady Wine Roast Beef
  11/17/09
i like how he uses (on page 9) the penis to create a new the...
Opaque talented internal respiration dilemma
  11/17/09
See e.g. Kim Jong Il
navy center
  11/17/09
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ferengi
  11/08/26
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrance_and_Phillip_in_Not_Wit...
Heady Wine Roast Beef
  11/17/09
*signs up for bullshit sports science class as a sophomore* ...
Heady Wine Roast Beef
  11/17/09
I thought this would be some TTT's master's thesis, but the ...
lilac vigorous wagecucks
  11/17/09
"Alright, kids - who's read to play some FOOTBALL?!?!&q...
razzle-dazzle antidepressant drug electric furnace
  11/17/09
I just got done reading it...wow.
Heady Wine Roast Beef
  11/17/09
it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts of pa...
Opaque talented internal respiration dilemma
  11/17/09
"it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts...
Heady Wine Roast Beef
  11/17/09
it's like taking a jet engine and hooking it up to a series ...
Opaque talented internal respiration dilemma
  11/17/09
ty, I will use this analogy in my next note.
Heady Wine Roast Beef
  11/17/09
My favorite quote, while not as tawdry as the previous ones,...
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  11/17/09
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Heady Wine Roast Beef
  11/17/09
This has to be a flame!!! "Brian Pronger"? Edi...
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  11/17/09
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: titillating casino turdskin

http://www.scribd.com/doc/22671885/10948750239485

Perhaps the worst academic paper ever written.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291014)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: Opaque talented internal respiration dilemma

i've seen this on the board before. but nobody has downloaded the full text yet i think.

doesn't anyone here have a university journals database subscription or something?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291031)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:05 PM
Author: titillating casino turdskin

This is the full text

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291043)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:05 PM
Author: Opaque talented internal respiration dilemma

oh, holy shit. thanks. i overlooked the new link.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291050)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: Heady Wine Roast Beef



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: navy center

I like how he call a dick a "phallus" but an asshole and asshole.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291091)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:15 PM
Author: Heady Wine Roast Beef



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle antidepressant drug electric furnace

"The practice of competitive sport itself can have homoerotic dimensions: the contact of the playing field, the spectacle of the partially clad body, the steamy environment of the showers and locker room...I argued that men's sport allows men and boys to exclude women and girls from their all-male environments, permits them to play with each other's bodies, to surround themselves with naked men in the showers and locker cooms, to enjoy that all-male contact, without suffering the vilification that usually comes from the open acknowledgment and pursuit of masculine erotic contact, the stigma of "being homosexual.""

Holy shit I can literally envision the hard on this guy was sporting when he wrote this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291157)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:19 PM
Author: Heady Wine Roast Beef

this thing was fucking PUBLISHED? Did the editors actually read this with a straight face?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291192)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle antidepressant drug electric furnace

No bullshit, this seriously reads like a well written evan29 post taken straight from XOXO.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291208)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: lilac vigorous wagecucks

You can basically write gay erotica and call it an academic paper as long as you throw in some Foucalt.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291319)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: Heady Wine Roast Beef

I'd prefer if you eschewed these patriarchal, hetero-normative mental framworks in favor a alteric*, homo-inclusive vocabulary.

* = his word, not mine

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291338)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:20 PM
Author: Opaque talented internal respiration dilemma

i like how he uses (on page 9) the penis to create a new theory of warfare:

"It goes without saying that a limp, shriveled penis is not effective in simulating the domineering masculine organization of desire. Given that no penis can live up to its phallic boast, no matter how swollen it gets, phallocentrism finds other ways to territorialize the body: innocuously, possibly, in body building, and more despotically in the territorial violence of warfare and competitive sport, for instance."

so basically, we have war because people can't actually live up to their boasts about having 15" horsecocks.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291198)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: navy center

See e.g. Kim Jong Il

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291323)



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Date: November 8th, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: ferengi



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:18 PM
Author: Heady Wine Roast Beef

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrance_and_Phillip_in_Not_Without_My_Anus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291178)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:23 PM
Author: Heady Wine Roast Beef

*signs up for bullshit sports science class as a sophomore*

*class is taught by a butch lesbo*

*opens coursepack, is horrified to find this article in the table of contents*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291232)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:25 PM
Author: lilac vigorous wagecucks

I thought this would be some TTT's master's thesis, but the author is tenure track at the University of Toronto, and teaches in the "Sexual Diversity Studies program."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291254)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle antidepressant drug electric furnace

"Alright, kids - who's read to play some FOOTBALL?!?!"

*Cheers*

"...faggots."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291268)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:30 PM
Author: Heady Wine Roast Beef

I just got done reading it...wow.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291306)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: Opaque talented internal respiration dilemma

it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts of papers drag in way-overpowered thinkers as citations, and then draw absolutely ridiculous conclusions from their writings.

you may hate gilles deleuze, but there's no way in fuck he'd have come up with shit about how an endzone is an asshole trying to keep out a simulacra of a cock.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291343)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:35 PM
Author: Heady Wine Roast Beef

"it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts of papers drag in way-overpowered thinkers as citations, and then draw absolutely ridiculous conclusions from their writings."

as it should.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291363)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:37 PM
Author: Opaque talented internal respiration dilemma

it's like taking a jet engine and hooking it up to a series of step-down transformers and gears and rods until it functions as a motor for your pencil sharpener.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291388)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:37 PM
Author: Heady Wine Roast Beef

ty, I will use this analogy in my next note.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291393)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:41 PM
Author: Heady Wine Roast Beef

My favorite quote, while not as tawdry as the previous ones, came at the end of the paper.

"When, in the context of the philosophy of the limit, we consider the conventional pleasures of sport...we see the simulation of desire in the territorial project that transforms the puissance of the human connection into a pouvoir of dominance and submission. Competitive sport, therefore is a profoundly unethical way to organize desire."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291423)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Heady Wine Roast Beef



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Date: November 17th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Spectacular maniacal bawdyhouse

This has to be a flame!!!

"Brian Pronger"?

Edit: guy is real http://www.ryerson.ca/library/subjects/sexdiv/pronger.html?SEARCH=Pronger,,Brian,1953

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13292350)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 8:04 PM
Author: Heady Wine Roast Beef

*orders a copy of "Body Fascism" for my grandma's birthday*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13292943)



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Date: September 22nd, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: internet-worthy piazza



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: Opaque talented internal respiration dilemma



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Date: November 18th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Opaque talented internal respiration dilemma



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Date: December 3rd, 2009 12:20 AM
Author: Heady Wine Roast Beef



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Date: January 1st, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: alcoholic multi-billionaire



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Date: January 1st, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: excitant half-breed elastic band



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Date: February 14th, 2010 1:16 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Floppy Telephone



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Date: March 8th, 2010 4:23 PM
Author: Opaque talented internal respiration dilemma



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Date: March 8th, 2010 5:46 PM
Author: alcoholic multi-billionaire

this guy is being nominated for an obama cabinet spot

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#14334071)



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Date: August 24th, 2010 12:28 AM
Author: alcoholic multi-billionaire



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Date: August 24th, 2010 12:31 AM
Author: Sienna galvanic church building boistinker



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Date: September 22nd, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: maroon brunch



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Date: September 22nd, 2010 5:32 PM
Author: sickened soul-stirring jap headpube



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Date: September 22nd, 2010 6:24 PM
Author: vivacious peach generalized bond theater stage



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Date: December 6th, 2011 10:24 PM
Author: maroon brunch



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Date: November 8th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Solved



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