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Biglaw Bros- Would you sex a fellow assoc?

seriously considering this. not in my group, but need advice...
mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea
  05/11/11
has she already presented herself to you?
swashbuckling sound barrier state
  05/11/11
it has been made fairly obvious to me by her that she would ...
mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea
  05/11/11
not worth it bro.
twisted at-the-ready crackhouse internal respiration
  05/11/11
I would usually agree, but I think she might be discrete... ...
mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea
  05/11/11
not worth it. 1. sexual tension makes work more interesting....
twisted at-the-ready crackhouse internal respiration
  05/11/11
on the one night of weekend I'm actually up for going out? ...
mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea
  05/11/11
DESCRIBE how she displayed the thong
Crystalline Heaven
  05/11/11
background- she'll often order seamless for me, even though ...
mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea
  05/11/11
shit bro thats tough. still not worth it tho
twisted at-the-ready crackhouse internal respiration
  05/11/11
I know she's clearly been upping the ante the last few week...
mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea
  05/11/11
The Lewinsky!? Bold, I like it. I wouldn't be able to turn d...
nudist racy whorehouse roast beef
  05/11/11
I hooked up with a summer but she ended up at a different fi...
nudist racy whorehouse roast beef
  05/11/11
To answer your question though, no I would try to stay away ...
nudist racy whorehouse roast beef
  05/11/11
she's cool, but I sometimes get glimmers of biglaw psycho gi...
mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea
  05/11/11
Ehh, don't do it then brother. Too many other fish in the se...
nudist racy whorehouse roast beef
  05/11/11
you are right, I'll just FAP a few times thinking about her ...
mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea
  05/11/11
seriously? she probably told a bunch of chicks in her summe...
Crystalline Heaven
  05/11/11
Yea. That would suck, but what can I do now, I just wasn't o...
nudist racy whorehouse roast beef
  05/11/11
is she atrractive? is she unmarried? then do it, girls lov...
Crystalline Heaven
  05/11/11
yes to both (but lawfirm hawt, not NYC hawt- legit 8 body, p...
mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea
  05/11/11
i have no idea and probably never will be in biglaw but i...
Crystalline Heaven
  05/11/11
yeah she definitely pulls long hours too, but that's not a g...
mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea
  05/11/11
LOL credited she's probably envisioning you guys as a "...
nudist racy whorehouse roast beef
  05/11/11
is she at least 28?
Crystalline Heaven
  05/11/11
29 also thank you for the lulz from "power couple"...
mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea
  05/11/11
29 is really worrisome. make SURE you wrap it.
Crystalline Heaven
  05/11/11
lol
Razzmatazz saffron box office toaster
  05/12/11
nope not worth the risk
shimmering hospital
  05/11/11
what risk
Overrated abode mental disorder
  05/11/11
Associates fuck each other constantly and nothing bad ever h...
passionate therapy
  05/11/11
is this in the land of magic chocolate bunnies?
mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea
  05/11/11
Your choice of metaphor leads me to believe that you are fat...
passionate therapy
  05/12/11
no, just a simpsons fan
mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea
  05/12/11
(35 year old lawyer who face fucks 18 year olds)
Big Garrison Laser Beams
  05/11/11
The "ordering seamless for you" bit makes me think...
trip native
  05/11/11
credited on reflection, this strikes me as much more obse...
mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea
  05/12/11
yea this doesn't sound like a one night stand opportunity, m...
Stimulating Mentally Impaired Area Milk
  05/12/11
How many girls have you sexed?
nudist racy whorehouse roast beef
  05/11/11
50+ but I am 30+
mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea
  05/12/11
she's probably ovulating and her body's telling her to get s...
Crystalline Heaven
  05/12/11
She wants your seed
Razzmatazz saffron box office toaster
  05/12/11
LOL- I had forgotten this from my biglaw days. Can't be...
Trust If Aryan
  11/03/26
go ahead and do it. biglaw sucks anyway.
greg.abbott@gov.texas.gov
  11/03/26


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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:18 PM
Author: mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea

seriously considering this. not in my group, but need advice.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984385)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling sound barrier state

has she already presented herself to you?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984420)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:23 PM
Author: mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea

it has been made fairly obvious to me by her that she would be down

(consistently comes into my office, closes door, initiates body contact, etc.)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984445)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:21 PM
Author: twisted at-the-ready crackhouse internal respiration

not worth it bro.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984427)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea

I would usually agree, but I think she might be discrete...

*cue wishful thinking*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984451)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:29 PM
Author: twisted at-the-ready crackhouse internal respiration

not worth it. 1. sexual tension makes work more interesting. 2. plenty of other women to sleep with

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984494)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:30 PM
Author: mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea

on the one night of weekend I'm actually up for going out?

(BTW- I agree with you, I just need to convince myself that this is a bad idea, as this girl clearly displayed her thong to me tonight)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984504)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: Crystalline Heaven

DESCRIBE how she displayed the thong

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984525)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:37 PM
Author: mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea

background- she'll often order seamless for me, even though we are in different groups and no longer on the same floor

she calls and asks if I want to come down to pick up the dinner she's ordered for us (this is fairly regular, chance to take a break and chat during otherwise shittty evening at office). in elevator, she puts her purse down and bends over for half the ride down to grab something out of it (she almost never brings purse with her for dinner run)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984548)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: twisted at-the-ready crackhouse internal respiration

shit bro thats tough. still not worth it tho

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984580)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:42 PM
Author: mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea

I know

she's clearly been upping the ante the last few weeks (warm weather does that to them) / I think I really just need to take a full weekend off from work and go find something suitable to take my mind off

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984598)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:35 PM
Author: nudist racy whorehouse roast beef

The Lewinsky!? Bold, I like it. I wouldn't be able to turn down.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984537)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:27 PM
Author: nudist racy whorehouse roast beef

I hooked up with a summer but she ended up at a different firm. I doubt it would have been too awkward though because she wasn't the type to get clingy and emotional. The main reason I was happy she didn't come back is because I put on a very poor performance.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984480)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: nudist racy whorehouse roast beef

To answer your question though, no I would try to stay away from the associate, unless you know she is really cool.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984490)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea

she's cool, but I sometimes get glimmers of biglaw psycho girl under her veneer of chill

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984515)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:33 PM
Author: nudist racy whorehouse roast beef

Ehh, don't do it then brother. Too many other fish in the sea.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984521)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:35 PM
Author: mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea

you are right, I'll just FAP a few times thinking about her tigt ass in the thong

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984533)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: Crystalline Heaven

seriously? she probably told a bunch of chicks in her summer class tho

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984493)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:33 PM
Author: nudist racy whorehouse roast beef

Yea. That would suck, but what can I do now, I just wasn't on the top of my game. It's not like I'm trying to date girls at my firm now anyway.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984518)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:29 PM
Author: Crystalline Heaven

is she atrractive? is she unmarried? then do it, girls love preselection and your rep will spread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984496)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea

yes to both (but lawfirm hawt, not NYC hawt- legit 8 body, probably 6 face).

credited re: preselection, but do I want the rep as the dude who fucks other associates?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984512)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: Crystalline Heaven

i have no idea and probably never will be in biglaw

but i dunno, she's hot enough, and you probably dont get to go out that much, and she's probably thinking the same thing

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984538)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:39 PM
Author: mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea

yeah she definitely pulls long hours too, but that's not a good reason. also fears of shrewish marriage desires are there

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984563)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: nudist racy whorehouse roast beef

LOL credited she's probably envisioning you guys as a "power couple."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984575)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: Crystalline Heaven

is she at least 28?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984576)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:43 PM
Author: mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea

29

also thank you for the lulz from "power couple"

would rather cut my dick off than marry some biglaw woman

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984607)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:47 PM
Author: Crystalline Heaven

29 is really worrisome. make SURE you wrap it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984637)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:28 AM
Author: Razzmatazz saffron box office toaster

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984992)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: shimmering hospital

nope not worth the risk

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984524)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: Overrated abode mental disorder

what risk

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984556)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: passionate therapy

Associates fuck each other constantly and nothing bad ever happens.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984587)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:44 PM
Author: mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea

is this in the land of magic chocolate bunnies?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984609)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:06 AM
Author: passionate therapy

Your choice of metaphor leads me to believe that you are fat.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984850)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:09 AM
Author: mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea

no, just a simpsons fan

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984861)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:48 PM
Author: Big Garrison Laser Beams

(35 year old lawyer who face fucks 18 year olds)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984651)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:49 PM
Author: trip native

The "ordering seamless for you" bit makes me think she's a bit off her hinges, and this is BEFORE she's even fucking you. Expect the crazy to increase 100x after the two of you have been fucking a bit and you get sick of fucking her.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984660)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:05 AM
Author: mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea

credited

on reflection, this strikes me as much more obsessive than just a desire for teh fucking

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984827)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:11 AM
Author: Stimulating Mentally Impaired Area Milk

yea this doesn't sound like a one night stand opportunity, more like marriage + babby

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984877)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:50 PM
Author: nudist racy whorehouse roast beef

How many girls have you sexed?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984669)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:04 AM
Author: mischievous step-uncle's house marketing idea

50+ but I am 30+

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984822)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:06 AM
Author: Crystalline Heaven

she's probably ovulating and her body's telling her to get some babby

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984845)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:29 AM
Author: Razzmatazz saffron box office toaster

She wants your seed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984997)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

LOL- I had forgotten this from my biglaw days. Can't believe I used to fuck women I worked with. Thank God I got the fuck out of nyc and biglaw

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#50227988)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: greg.abbott@gov.texas.gov ((zurich is stained))


go ahead and do it. biglaw sucks anyway.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#50228002)