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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: ruinous phenotype



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Trip Tank Lodge



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: maize alpha

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: supple medicated french chef

cr

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Trip Tank Lodge



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Heady gas station



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Cobalt charismatic university twinkling uncleanness

<3 u guys so much

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092711)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Saffron Bateful Community Account

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092714)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: supple medicated french chef

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Big dog poop

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: massive big-titted school cafeteria



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: slap-happy motley kitty



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Trip Tank Lodge



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy site hissy fit



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Trip Tank Lodge



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: supple medicated french chef

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Nofapping knife rigor



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: Trip Tank Lodge



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47111825)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: massive big-titted school cafeteria



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47143080)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: violent clown people who are hurt

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: supple medicated french chef



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: mustard church messiness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48816958)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: mustard church messiness



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: massive big-titted school cafeteria



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Wild water buffalo

under appreciated thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47133305)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: massive big-titted school cafeteria

she was a bowl of yams

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: mustard church messiness



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48309451)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: fear-inspiring trailer park rigpig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48390994)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: irradiated orchestra pit



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48796391)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: electric abusive mental disorder

they might not be sure themselves

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: sienna rehab puppy

tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Heady gas station

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Chest-beating Ruby Marketing Idea



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: sienna rehab puppy



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: massive big-titted school cafeteria



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#49467431)



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Date: November 14th, 2026 7:52 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



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