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Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this wor...
opaque passionate yarmulke
  07/21/12
No one should vote for Greg Abbott.
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  08/18/13
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER!
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  08/18/13
Easy, chief.
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I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU...
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greg abbott is my dad
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  08/19/13
greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a pro...
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  08/19/13
Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next w...
Adamo Tuti
  07/21/12
i teared.
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  07/21/12
jfc, nay... JFC!
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  07/21/12
To be fair, But they're also pretty tasty bro
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  07/21/12
In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down.
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  07/22/12
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  01/22/14
morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters
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  12/21/12
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  12/21/12
ITT: White people who love their dogs too much.
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WTF
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  12/21/12
This dude wrote that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George...
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I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood...
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  12/21/12
Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180
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Nothing to see here!
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Is Greg Abbott a racist?
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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:21 PM
Author: opaque passionate yarmulke

Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. Gentlemen of the jury, a man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fierce, if only he may be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert he remains. When all riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens. If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes, and death takes the master in his embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even in death.

1943–44 Official Manual, State of Missouri 1129.

Truly, we have no finer friend than the dog.

See Miller v. Clark County, 340 F.3d 959 (9th Cir. 2003).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143228)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:30 PM
Author: cordovan casino psychic

No one should vote for Greg Abbott.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: Insane dead circlehead market

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868125)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: chocolate digit ratio

Easy, chief.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:36 PM
Author: Insane dead circlehead market

I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU ATTEND, YOU NIGGER PROLE?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868173)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM
Author: Bistre excitant personal credit line



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:53 AM
Author: exciting church dog poop

greg abbott is my dad

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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM
Author: Hairraiser Maniacal Queen Of The Night State

greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a prostitute.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869793)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:41 PM
Author: Adamo Tuti (nyc don)

Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next week. TYVMFT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143354)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:42 PM
Author: Bisexual Temple Milk

i teared.

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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: provocative translucent indirect expression stage

jfc, nay...

JFC!

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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: Crawly codepig

To be fair,

But they're also pretty tasty bro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143381)



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Date: July 22nd, 2012 1:14 AM
Author: Titillating theater stage

In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21144116)



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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:14 AM
Author: Floppy Fishy Garrison



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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:04 AM
Author: Adamo Tuti (nyc don)

morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291066)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Dashing Greedy Tank



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: shimmering laughsome sandwich chapel

ITT: White people who love their dogs too much.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291428)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: Aromatic Box Office Idea He Suggested

WTF

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291504)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:09 PM
Author: Maize kitchen legal warrant

120

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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Marvelous background story

Puppyd00ds are not a racial issue.

120

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291975)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: underhanded beta hospital

120

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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:36 AM
Author: ruddy fat ankles

CAF

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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: wonderful chestnut cruise ship

This dude wrote that:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Graham_Vest

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291503)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:56 AM
Author: Aqua Gay Wizard

180

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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: misanthropic concupiscible hall hissy fit

http://i.imgur.com/p0tsx.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291520)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: Aqua Gay Wizard



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:00 PM
Author: Maize kitchen legal warrant

I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291531)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: Aromatic Box Office Idea He Suggested



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:09 PM
Author: Sienna church building

Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291556)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: Aromatic Box Office Idea He Suggested



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Date: August 18th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: chocolate digit ratio

Nothing to see here!

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:28 PM
Author: chocolate digit ratio



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Insane dead circlehead market

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868117)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:32 PM
Author: cordovan casino psychic

Is Greg Abbott a racist?

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:37 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:39 PM
Author: Judgmental nudist heaven juggernaut



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:41 PM
Author: Racy Death Wish Azn

On a related note, anyone really angry about the wolf in Dances with Wolves?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868222)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:28 AM
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