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Godawful goyim
  07/02/19
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Godawful goyim
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Godawful goyim
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
yellow gaped lodge mad-dog skullcap
  12/20/20
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Spectacular chapel toilet seat
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
filthy metal parlour boistinker
  08/21/19
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indecent institution clown
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
sexy diverse space jap
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Gay area
  08/21/19
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Mewling Idea He Suggested
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Seedy grizzly stage
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
filthy metal parlour boistinker
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Gay area
  08/21/19
emergency money
filthy metal parlour boistinker
  08/21/19
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Cream Crackhouse Gay Wizard
  09/01/19
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MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  03/06/20
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MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  09/10/21
hehe
Lilac Know-it-all Laser Beams Faggot Firefighter
  09/13/25
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yellow gaped lodge mad-dog skullcap
  09/13/25
You’re poor
razzle spot
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Godawful goyim
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Aphrodisiac ceo private investor
  09/01/19
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Cream Crackhouse Gay Wizard
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
sexy diverse space jap
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Godawful goyim
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Mewling Idea He Suggested
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Godawful goyim
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Fluffy mexican theatre
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Godawful goyim
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Translucent razzmatazz university
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Godawful goyim
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Black state people who are hurt
  09/10/21
great thread
honey-headed garrison macaca
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Godawful goyim
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Godawful goyim
  04/10/23
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Spectacular chapel toilet seat
  04/10/23
i love men
honey-headed garrison macaca
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Godawful goyim
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Godawful goyim
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Aphrodisiac ceo private investor
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Godawful goyim
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Hyperactive stage associate
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Godawful goyim
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Godawful goyim
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Godawful goyim
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Godawful goyim
  09/13/25
[Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has...
Godawful goyim
  11/14/25
You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached...
Godawful goyim
  09/22/26


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Godawful goyim



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Godawful goyim



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Godawful goyim

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: yellow gaped lodge mad-dog skullcap

OH GOD, OH-

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Spectacular chapel toilet seat



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: filthy metal parlour boistinker

LJL @ poors

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: indecent institution clown



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: sexy diverse space jap

MFCR alert

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Gay area

Prole tell!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Mewling Idea He Suggested



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Seedy grizzly stage

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: filthy metal parlour boistinker

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Gay area

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: filthy metal parlour boistinker

emergency money

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Cream Crackhouse Gay Wizard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Lilac Know-it-all Laser Beams Faggot Firefighter

hehe

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: yellow gaped lodge mad-dog skullcap



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: razzle spot

You’re poor

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Godawful goyim

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ceo private investor

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Cream Crackhouse Gay Wizard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: sexy diverse space jap

I just got one of these too FML

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Godawful goyim

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Mewling Idea He Suggested

How poor are you fuckers?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Godawful goyim

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Fluffy mexican theatre

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Godawful goyim

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Translucent razzmatazz university

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Godawful goyim

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Black state people who are hurt

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: honey-headed garrison macaca

great thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Godawful goyim

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Godawful goyim

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Spectacular chapel toilet seat



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: honey-headed garrison macaca

i love men

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Godawful goyim

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Godawful goyim

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ceo private investor

How are you this poor

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Godawful goyim

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Hyperactive stage associate

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Godawful goyim

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Godawful goyim

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Godawful goyim

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Godawful goyim

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Godawful goyim

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49430061)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Godawful goyim

You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached the limit of 3 applications in a 30 day window. Check your email for updates from our Careers team.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#50149638)