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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
dun glittery spot
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
tan razzle-dazzle affirmative action dragon
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
dun glittery spot
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
arousing soggy fanboi market
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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The minds are not matched
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  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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  04/05/22
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Magenta Space Wrinkle
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
dun glittery spot
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
Arrogant garrison round eye
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
dun glittery spot
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
Arrogant garrison round eye
  04/05/22
Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
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  04/05/22
Height?
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5'7" - 5'8"
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  04/05/22
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chest-beating vigorous jewess
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
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  04/05/22
shots fired
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  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
dun glittery spot
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
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  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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dun glittery spot
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
alcoholic stage
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
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  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
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  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
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  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
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  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
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  04/06/22
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  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
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  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: dun glittery spot

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: tan razzle-dazzle affirmative action dragon

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: dun glittery spot

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: arousing soggy fanboi market

Getting blasted everyday

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Fighting burgundy selfie goyim

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Ruby candlestick maker kitchen



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: arousing soggy fanboi market

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Lilac Skinny Woman



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Fluffy crimson stead



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Disgusting associate ticket booth



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Sienna concupiscible codepig haunted graveyard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Massive Purple Office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Light menage

The minds are not matched

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Arrogant garrison round eye

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Magenta Space Wrinkle



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: dun glittery spot

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Arrogant garrison round eye

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: dun glittery spot

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Arrogant garrison round eye

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: sable lascivious pozpig

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Bateful library legal warrant

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: stirring opaque famous landscape painting fat ankles

Height?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: dun glittery spot

5'7" - 5'8"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: wonderful ebony locus gay wizard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: chest-beating vigorous jewess



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Histrionic useless brakes

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: stubborn sapphire heaven private investor

shots fired

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: dun glittery spot

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: misunderstood indecent parlour

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: thriller rigor tanning salon

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: dun glittery spot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: alcoholic stage

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: Cracking ivory crotch property

tallmos done here

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: indigo charismatic persian corner

This is JJC, right?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: arousing soggy fanboi market

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: vivacious shrine

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: thriller rigor tanning salon

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: disturbing frozen den idea he suggested

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: arousing soggy fanboi market



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Infuriating Electric Abode Gunner



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: drunken field



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: dun glittery spot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: dun glittery spot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Jade Haunting Roommate

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: dun glittery spot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Canary passionate dysfunction kitty cat



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Canary passionate dysfunction kitty cat

how much you pay them?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114491)