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Tommy Turdskin selling his boat caused a time rift

he was meant to die on that boat -- likely captured, torture...
Hairraiser Trailer Park
  10/14/26
well, it's worth a try executing him to see if that fixes an...
arousing flesh sanctuary
  10/15/26
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Zombie-like slate principal's office
  10/15/26
Amazing thread, ty
Zombie-like slate principal's office
  10/15/26
I kindly request Pete hegseth to personally fire a cannon in...
Zombie-like slate principal's office
  10/15/26


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Date: October 14th, 2026 11:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser Trailer Park

he was meant to die on that boat -- likely captured, tortured and raped to death by Somali pirates. Or, if he was fortunate, merely lost adrift at sea until he was wiped out by a Perfect Storm-type wave in a blaze of glory. But that didn't happen. And it fucked up time irreparably. A lot of what's happening now -- the Iran War, the coming singularity, the Cornell 7 bullshit, the Komodo dragon eating the goat -- can probably be pinned on TT and the butterfly effect caused by his unforgivable decision to sell the boat. Father Time is angry AF. Tommy should be the one going before that firing squad, not the Fort Hood muzzie terrorist.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912889&forum_id=2#50190196)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: arousing flesh sanctuary

well, it's worth a try executing him to see if that fixes anything

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912889&forum_id=2#50190416)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Zombie-like slate principal's office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912889&forum_id=2#50190653)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Zombie-like slate principal's office

Amazing thread, ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912889&forum_id=2#50190437)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Zombie-like slate principal's office

I kindly request Pete hegseth to personally fire a cannon into my body like the British Raj use to do

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912889&forum_id=2#50190440)