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Hedge fund manager "truly sorry" for 99.8% loss

http://www.cnbc.com/id/102356275 I don't know what that c...
Frisky Kitty Library
  01/21/15
For the record, in Rudolph math it is a 50,000% loss.
rough-skinned friendly grandma casino
  01/21/15
ouch
Frisky Kitty Library
  01/21/15
That's 1000% right.
Arousing Abode
  01/21/15
...
Histrionic Unholy Goyim
  01/21/15
No. Investcorp is PE.
Stimulating Painfully Honest Ape Pervert
  01/21/15
intergalactic NOWAG is alive and well
crusty pearly goal in life
  01/21/15
expected this to be an onion link.
brindle exciting hell
  01/21/15
No worries, he just needs to show a 3000000% return next yea...
Bronze crotch
  01/21/15
Powerball currently at $142 million lump sum. He can buy 100...
Frisky Kitty Library
  01/21/15
...
Histrionic Unholy Goyim
  01/21/15
now the question is does that include his 2% managemnent fee...
harsh slimy feces
  01/21/15
of course. you get paid that regardless
Out-of-control site haunted graveyard
  01/21/15
The guy gambled and lost. That's why people invest in hedge...
olive indian lodge brethren
  01/21/15
but that's not fair!
Chest-beating bateful home queen of the night
  01/21/15
This is what I don't get, this should be a fucking celebrati...
olive indian lodge brethren
  01/21/15
...
comical chestnut main people
  01/21/15
Uh no, people do not invest in hedge funds to lose 99% of th...
Bronze crotch
  01/21/15
...
Histrionic Unholy Goyim
  01/21/15
That's actually the first thing I thought of.
Bronze crotch
  01/21/15
...
Histrionic Unholy Goyim
  01/21/15
let me get my conclusion out of the way. you are a moron. l...
Chest-beating bateful home queen of the night
  01/21/15
Let me get the bort consensus out of the way. You fucking su...
Bronze crotch
  01/21/15
Non-responsive
supple rehab mood
  01/21/15
non-responsive
Bronze crotch
  01/21/15
it's not pretty obvious, dipshit a single investment increa...
Chest-beating bateful home queen of the night
  01/21/15
please stop responding to my posts. You are a dumb faggo...
Bronze crotch
  01/21/15
maybe if you say pretty please or admit you are a moron ob...
Chest-beating bateful home queen of the night
  01/21/15
I am a moron Pretty please give a blowjob to your Glock.
Bronze crotch
  01/21/15
How do you know it had small upside?
supple rehab mood
  01/21/15
...
Histrionic Unholy Goyim
  01/21/15
CR. tremendous upside with very low probabilities = low expe...
Bipolar tank
  01/21/15
except your post is exactly why anne is a moron anne says l...
Chest-beating bateful home queen of the night
  01/21/15
yes she must have meant low EV
Bipolar tank
  01/21/15
No shit they don't invest to lose 99% of the principal. But...
olive indian lodge brethren
  01/22/15
*loses 99,800,000 of other people's money* *walks away wi...
Low-t principal's office
  01/21/15
...
Blue Temple Ceo
  01/21/15
To be fair this is nothing compared to the kind of shit that...
aqua awkward degenerate
  01/21/15
Explain
adulterous orchestra pit
  01/21/15
This thing blew up pretty quickly and wasn't systemic. Can't...
aqua awkward degenerate
  01/21/15
i guess he learned it's harder to do this w/o inside info.
appetizing navy electric furnace famous landscape painting
  01/21/15
LJL @ giving Raj Rajaratnam's trader any money JFC Guy...
Bipolar tank
  01/21/15
holy shit. how bad must his losses have been to bet everythi...
violent purple stage
  01/21/15
what's the problem with that? galleon group had great return...
Diverse nursing home rigpig
  01/21/15
This is true as long as it isnt a ponzi scheme The issue ...
Bipolar tank
  01/21/15
Wouldn't be surprised if he stole the money and said he lost...
supple rehab mood
  01/21/15
lol i thought this was gonna be about some snotty hf manager...
Pale Bearded Public Bath International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/21/15
This dude will be going to jail.
Arousing Abode
  01/21/15
...
Histrionic Unholy Goyim
  01/21/15
Update: He did not go to jail
Frisky Kitty Library
  09/30/26
his investors should go to jail for their retardation
curious step-uncle's house sound barrier
  09/30/26
hope he's doing well
Tan Faggot Firefighter Reading Party
  09/30/26


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Date: January 21st, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Frisky Kitty Library

http://www.cnbc.com/id/102356275

I don't know what that comes out to in Rudolph maths.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158864)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: rough-skinned friendly grandma casino

For the record, in Rudolph math it is a 50,000% loss.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159027)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: Frisky Kitty Library

ouch

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159052)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Arousing Abode

That's 1000% right.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159227)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Histrionic Unholy Goyim



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158892)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: Stimulating Painfully Honest Ape Pervert

No. Investcorp is PE.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159481)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: crusty pearly goal in life

intergalactic NOWAG is alive and well

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158908)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: brindle exciting hell

expected this to be an onion link.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158912)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Bronze crotch

No worries, he just needs to show a 3000000% return next year.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158916)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Frisky Kitty Library

Powerball currently at $142 million lump sum. He can buy 100k tickets.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158934)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: Histrionic Unholy Goyim



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158925)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: harsh slimy feces

now the question is does that include his 2% managemnent fee?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158936)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: Out-of-control site haunted graveyard

of course. you get paid that regardless

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158985)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: olive indian lodge brethren

The guy gambled and lost. That's why people invest in hedge funds. It's right there in the disclosure that you could lose all of your money. If you're not happy w/ dem 6% returns on your mutual funds and ETFs, you run the risk of this.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158945)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Chest-beating bateful home queen of the night

but that's not fair!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159036)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: olive indian lodge brethren

This is what I don't get, this should be a fucking celebration of the current system. It shows why hedge funds are only for accredited investors and people who can handle a major loss like this. But instead we get the fucking JOBS Act trying to let everyone in because "that's not fair!!"

Investing is gambling. You want a chance for big gains, you get a chance for it. We can't guarantee everyone will succeed in the market.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159051)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:37 PM
Author: comical chestnut main people



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159097)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:35 PM
Author: Bronze crotch

Uh no, people do not invest in hedge funds to lose 99% of their principal.

This guy obviously invested in something extremely risky with a very small upside.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159081)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Histrionic Unholy Goyim



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159111)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: Bronze crotch

That's actually the first thing I thought of.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159121)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Histrionic Unholy Goyim



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159143)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: Chest-beating bateful home queen of the night

let me get my conclusion out of the way. you are a moron.

let's hear about how you concluded that the upside was 'obviously' 'very small'

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159129)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Bronze crotch

Let me get the bort consensus out of the way. You fucking suck.

HTH

It's pretty obvious that the risk this guy took on was not justified by the potential return.

The only way you lose this much money in such a small amount of time is by betting 100% of your capital on a single investment, which basically violates every fucking rule of responsible investing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159140)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: supple rehab mood

Non-responsive

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159160)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Bronze crotch

non-responsive

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159165)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Chest-beating bateful home queen of the night

it's not pretty obvious, dipshit

a single investment increases risk, it doesn't reflect on upside if it tanks or on downside if it quadruples.

btw, you are a moron for thinking it does.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159177)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Bronze crotch

please stop responding to my posts.

You are a dumb faggot whose flame is tiresome.

-Everyone, ever.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159185)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Chest-beating bateful home queen of the night

maybe if you say pretty please

or admit you are a moron

obviously

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159211)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Bronze crotch

I am a moron

Pretty please give a blowjob to your Glock.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159224)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: supple rehab mood

How do you know it had small upside?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159154)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Histrionic Unholy Goyim



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159393)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: Bipolar tank

CR. tremendous upside with very low probabilities = low expected value

Like betting on the Knicks to win the NBA finals right now

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159441)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Chest-beating bateful home queen of the night

except your post is exactly why anne is a moron

anne says low upside, you say the opposite

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159535)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: Bipolar tank

yes she must have meant low EV

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159704)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: olive indian lodge brethren

No shit they don't invest to lose 99% of the principal. But that's always a possibility and always disclosed as such. You also, quite clearly don't know what upside means.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27164129)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: Low-t principal's office

*loses 99,800,000 of other people's money*

*walks away with $6,000,000 in salary*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158977)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: Blue Temple Ceo



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158984)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: aqua awkward degenerate

To be fair this is nothing compared to the kind of shit that caused ITE (see AIG, Bear Stearns, etc)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159067)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: adulterous orchestra pit

Explain

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159103)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: aqua awkward degenerate

This thing blew up pretty quickly and wasn't systemic. Can't say that about ITE, and yet those bastards made off with a mint and didn't give a fuck.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159115)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: appetizing navy electric furnace famous landscape painting

i guess he learned it's harder to do this w/o inside info.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159109)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Bipolar tank

LJL @ giving Raj Rajaratnam's trader any money

JFC

Guy apparently gambled ALL his remaining AUM on short dated out of the money S&P calls banking on a huge run up before christmas

Instead the S&P cratered through mid december and dude lost it all

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159162)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: violent purple stage

holy shit. how bad must his losses have been to bet everything? he must have been ready to killlself the week before christmas.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159248)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Diverse nursing home rigpig

what's the problem with that? galleon group had great returns. i would happily give my money to a hedge fund that aggressively used inside information to trade. the risk doesn't fall on the fund investors.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159299)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Bipolar tank

This is true as long as it isnt a ponzi scheme

The issue is that Raj was the one wheeling and dealing. This dude was just his trade execution monkey

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159430)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: supple rehab mood

Wouldn't be surprised if he stole the money and said he lost it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159164)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Pale Bearded Public Bath International Law Enforcement Agency

lol i thought this was gonna be about some snotty hf manager pretending to care about the fact that almost no americans can have houses, families, cars, retirements, decent lives, regular season nfl tickets, or cable tv anymore.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159235)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Arousing Abode

This dude will be going to jail.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159255)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:27 PM
Author: Histrionic Unholy Goyim



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159407)



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Date: September 30th, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: Frisky Kitty Library

Update: He did not go to jail

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#50162383)



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Date: September 30th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: curious step-uncle's house sound barrier

his investors should go to jail for their retardation

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#50162417)



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Date: September 30th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: Tan Faggot Firefighter Reading Party

hope he's doing well

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#50162458)