Date: October 7th, 2026 2:16 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface
The botched execution of that one ugly chick made me wonder about the best way to carry out executions
It seems to me that putting motherfuckers in a transparent cylinder about a hundred feet tall, with a 10 ton, perfectly fitted metal cap that can be loosed to fall down the shaft of the cylinder and onto the head or prone body of the perpetrator, would be cheap, safe, effective, and impossible to fuck up
The same would be true about just blowing them up with a bunch of C4 or other explosive
Putting aside gratuitous pain and suffering, what would be the best method to carry out executions?
Date: October 8th, 2026 9:54 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface
There are supposed to be witnesses who can attend/watch. Embedding cameras seems harder than making it transparent. And something like this should be a bit of a spectacle
It should probably just be crosshatched rebar or something so the displaced air can escape and people can see in
Date: October 7th, 2026 2:26 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface
Do enough of them and some asshole with the bullet won't get a clean shot in, and it will be a problem (my understanding is that not everyone has a viable round). Why not just do something quick and impossible to fuck up
Date: October 7th, 2026 2:50 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface
My curiosity here was basically for a universal redesign of executions. So my assumption was that if we used a firing squad, that's what would be used for all death sentences going forward
Probably true that someone wouldn't miss. But why take that chance? And why risk giving the firing squad a route to disability pay from PTSD or some shit?
Date: October 8th, 2026 10:15 AM Author: cracking outnumbered nursing home
you probably have a crew of people similar in size to a firing squad running the lethal injection or electric chair procedure. watching someone get electrocuted while they spend their last few seconds in life pissing and shitting themselves into a diaper has to be pretty traumatic.
firing squad seems like the least fucked up and least risk of failure.
Date: October 8th, 2026 10:35 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface
That's kind of the purpose of this thread: can we come up with better methods for whatever you're solving for (I agree risk of failure and not being fucked up are key considerations)
Hard to believe we got it maximally right all those years ago. The "massive dose of fentanyl" idea below is a pretty good one, though I don't like things that could be faked/substituted easily
I'm partial towards essentially instant, guaranteed unsurvivable, impossible to fuck up, easily verifiable as complete solutions
Date: October 7th, 2026 2:31 PM Author: free-loading vibrant market
I don't get why they don't put someone up on the gallows, noose around neck lethally inject them, have firing squad pepper them with 5.56 and then drop them and hang them and u could even fill the chamber with gas too
Date: October 7th, 2026 3:30 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface
Simple, effective, and guaranteed with a large enough dose. May be bad to have large quantities (large in the sense that doses are so tiny) of fentanyl going into prisons, though
Date: October 7th, 2026 2:58 PM Author: comical chocolate cuck
a mounted submachine gun
Thailand carried out executions by shooting from 1934 until 2003, using a mounted submachine gun; executions since then are performed by lethal injection under capital punishment in Thailand.[20][21][22][23]
Date: October 8th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: Puce Rehab
I've always thought it made sense to set up redundancies. Like put them on a ship in the ocean on a plank, then give them a megashot of opiates, back away, and shoot them off the plank. That way if the bullets don't get them the drowning & drugs will
Date: October 8th, 2026 12:31 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface
Too high a chance their sense of smell is already shot from clouds of Indian BO now that America has become New New Delhi. Need something more likely to work