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Date: April 22nd, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: comical clown

https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-email-details-new-policies-cull-low-performers-2025-4

Microsoft has created new policies and tools for managers as part of an effort to dial up performance pressure on employees, according to an internal email viewed by Business Insider.

Amy Coleman, Microsoft's new chief people officer, on Friday emailed managers about "new and enhanced tools to help you accelerate high performance and swiftly address low performance."

There's a new option for exiting underperformers, and a policy that bars these people from transferring within Microsoft or getting rehired by the company for two years, according to the email.

Many tech companies have been getting tougher on employees in the past year or so. Efficiency has replaced perks and pampering, as performance-based job cuts become more of a regular occurrence.

For instance, Mark Zuckerberg targeted low performers when Meta eliminated thousands of jobs earlier this year. And, similar to Microsoft's new policy, Meta puts ousted employees on "block lists" meant to stop them from being rehired by the company.

Earlier this year, Microsoft fired 2,000 employees deemed underperformers without severance. Managers spent months evaluating employees all the way up to the executive level as part of changes to the company's performance review and management process, insiders told BI.

Coleman's email, in full below, details some of those changes and suggests others on the horizon. Microsoft declined to comment.

"Employees with zero to 60% rewards" refers to employees with low scores in Microsoft performance reviews, which use a scale from 0 to 200 that influences how much they receive in stock awards and cash bonuses.

Read the full email to Microsoft managers:

Managers,

Thank you for your patience yesterday with the unexpected technical product issues. As customer zero, this was an opportunity to learn and quickly make improvements.

As Satya shared at the recent Employee Town Hall, our success as a company depends on our relevance in year 51 and beyond - in terms of our innovation, the products we deliver, and the impact we have for our customers and partners. With that, our focus remains on enabling high performance to achieve our priorities spanning security, quality, and leading Al. This focus and our growth mindset encourage excellence, motivates us to push ourselves through challenges, and enables us to deliver results.

Today, we're rolling out new and enhanced tools to help you accelerate high performance and swiftly address low performance. Our goal is to create a globally consistent and transparent experience for employees and managers (subject to local laws and consultation). These tools will also help foster a culture of accountability and growth by enabling you to address performance challenges with clarity and empathy.

Manager Readiness: FY25 Performance, Connect and Rewards: Register for a 60-minute virtual, facilitated session to dive deeper into the performance landscape at Microsoft. Each session will explore what's new for FY25 rewards, provide guidance on differentiating rewards outcomes, and define what it means to deliver "significant impact." Next week, you'll also see a mail from Performance and Development to all employees with more details on Connects.

Clarity and Transparency in Rewards: This year, we'll ensure more transparency and clarity in the Rewards process for managers including additional guidance for each rewards outcome and showing payout percentages to help you make decisions that align with our high-performance expectations. More Rewards details will be shared by the end of the month.

Performance Improvement Process: If an employee is not meeting expectations, you can use the Performance Improvement Plan (PIP), a new globally consistent approach to set clear expectations and a timeline for improvement. The employee can accept the improvement plan or choose to transition out of the company with the offer of a Global Voluntary Separation Agreement (GVSA). This performance improvement process is available year-round so you can act quickly to transparently address performance issues, while offering employees choice.

Updated Internal Movement/External Rehire Policy: Employees with zero and 60% Rewards outcomes and/or on an active PIP will not be eligible for internal transfers. Former employees who left with zero or 60% Rewards or during/after a PIP will not be eligible for rehire until two years after their termination date.

Manager Excellence Initiatives: Additionally, in the coming months, we'll launch several initiatives to strengthen how we measures manage, and motivate teams to deliver for our customers. You'll have access to scenario-based, Al-supported tools designed to help you prepare for constructive or challenging conversations by practicing in an interactive environment.

Thank you for your leadership and commitment to driving high performance and accountability across your team. This isn't just about Microsoft's success. This is about your success, your team's success, our customers' success, and together, fostering a culture where high-performing, winning teams can thrive.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871063)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling principal's office

dis veddy veddy bad

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871080)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: comical clown

The Mahchine™ approaches

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871085)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Burgundy Rehab

they are preparing to cull the H-1Bs and destroy Sony once and for all

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871088)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: mint space hissy fit

You know this means Phil is screwed, right?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871258)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Burgundy Rehab

Phil saved Xbox and Gaming itself. Your intellectual dishonesty won’t be tolerated.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871276)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 8:03 AM
Author: High-end Kitchen

FIRE | THE WHEEL | GAMEPASS

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48873221)



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Date: April 24th, 2025 6:18 AM
Author: comical clown



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48876283)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: lavender arousing business firm people who are hurt

They talk about “rehiring” shitcanned employees as if that’s something that ever happens

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871212)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: vivacious bull headed brunch kitty cat

https://preview.redd.it/epa-just-received-notice-office-on-environmental-justice-v0-d7ez3rnfj9we1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4e06630ecacb3f2b963a8ffdcb2146bacff9242

https://preview.redd.it/epa-just-received-notice-office-on-environmental-justice-v0-ssatyilij9we1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8489993fb0462a9354dad09d63708398001b061b

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871247)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: vivacious bull headed brunch kitty cat

https://thehill.com/newsletters/energy-environment/5262002-epa-fires-reassigns-455-environmental-justice-staffers/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48872271)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: drab point

Yeah that's definitely gonna happen, that's why they're kicking it until July 31 ljl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874225)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: indigo unhinged chad bawdyhouse

Even back in the 90s, MSFT was famous for firing the bottom ~10% every year, ranking all employees, etc.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871270)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: mint space hissy fit

What if the bottom 10% are all in the Gaming division?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871275)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: vivacious bull headed brunch kitty cat

my uncle got caught up in one of these and he now suffers anxiety attacks every day, inflammatory obesity, despite retiring with a huge severance package and millions of dollars of equity

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871277)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: dead meetinghouse coldplay fan

Sounds like disco fries

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48873235)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus (No Future)

scenario-based, Al-supported tools designed to help you prepare for constructive or challenging conversations tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871326)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:05 AM
Author: comical clown



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48872879)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: stimulating site feces

How do you measure performance of "back office" functions like Finance, Accounting, Legal?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871338)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: doobsian stubborn associate

Ask the business whether they have been servicing the needs of the business satisfactorily

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871353)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Provocative mustard newt cuck

Arbitrarily.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871357)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Exciting Alcoholic Location Antidepressant Drug

if u have to ask, it’s time to fire up the ol’ scenario-based, Al-supported tools designed to help you prepare for constructive or challenging conversations

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871584)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Crimson talented library gay wizard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48872601)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Slimy wonderful national security agency



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48873218)



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Date: April 25th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: comical clown



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48881525)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Slimy wonderful national security agency

fire some of them at random and see if anyone cares

if nobody cares, fire more until someone notices

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48873219)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: stirring magical set sandwich



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874167)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Exciting Alcoholic Location Antidepressant Drug

*receives 5 letters from management consulting firms alleging breach of confidentiality and/or misappropriation of trade secrets*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874484)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: deranged voyeur dingle berry

How the fuck does anyone subject themself to this dystopian shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871585)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: bespoke ivory tattoo

This seems utterly reasonable to me.

Why the fuck would or should someone expect to keep their job if they're not good at it? (Particularly at a company like Microsoft).



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48872281)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: lascivious doctorate twinkling uncleanness

(McKinsey negroid)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48872747)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: useless insecure windowlicker

I think it’s possible for a team of ten to not have any low performers who deserve to be fired.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48872765)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: mint space hissy fit

It’s 10% of the company not 10% of every team

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48873191)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: vivacious bull headed brunch kitty cat

(ERISA of counsel at Schulte Roth)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48872789)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:05 AM
Author: comical clown



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48872880)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: spectacular abode



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874246)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: titillating partner legend

$88 billion in profit last year and it's still not good enough for these people.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48872744)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:05 AM
Author: comical clown



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48872881)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: mint space hissy fit

“these people” includes the Shareholders. We’re all complicit imo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48873201)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: High-end Kitchen



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48873220)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: yapping resort

can someone link that dystopian microsoft ad on how microsoft helps people stay connected with tablets so the can work 24/7

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48873207)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: comical clown



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874141)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: vivacious bull headed brunch kitty cat

https://web.archive.org/web/20160508131604/https://www.microsoft.com/global/en-hk/news/publishingimages/ImageGallery/Images/Products/Office/Office365/20131108_01_Print.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874235)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: comical clown

This can't be real

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874255)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: yapping resort

ty still a gem lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874326)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: stirring magical set sandwich

This HR-driven shit is always hilariously disastrous. It’s incredible any company allows themselves to be captured by HR bureaucracy. Just hire good managers and trust them. The more senior they are expect more from them in terms of actively managing out. If they don’t perform it will be obvious to the senior leadership and exec team. You don’t need some idiot HR people running around trying to enforce shit like this.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874164)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: charismatic bistre famous landscape painting trailer park

Nobody senior is ever impacted by shit like this. Its all an ass covering exercise to purge URMs and women from do-nothing sinecures which every company has to do every other year now once the number of those sinecures gets too damn big. They literally breed more do-nothing email jobs. Basically say goodbye to all the ESG folks and DEI chimps under the guise of this efficiency management BS. They know before they even start who is getting cut. Nobody remotely important to anything will be touched.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874284)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: stirring magical set sandwich

Not really true, some HR departments are actually relatively strong especially

In fairly dysfunctional or sprawling corps or orgs with exec turnover where it’s tough to always rein them in.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874307)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: drab point

Don't worry though, they're making great improvements to Windows so they can make up to $0 in profits from it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874475)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: comical clown



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48886408)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: comical clown

New York Times – Business | The Workplace

May 4, 2025

Opinion | “You Are Not a High Performer”: A Mid-Level Attorney Reads the Microsoft Memo

By Evan J. Garrish, J.D.

I read the email at 4:38 a.m., eyes grainy, neck contorted from sleeping upright with a Club Card rewards printout beneath me.

“Employees with zero to 60% rewards outcomes... will not be eligible for internal transfers.”

There it was: judgment, quantified. My performance—once a gentle HR whisper—now a public spectacle, rendered in percentage points. I took a sip of lukewarm Diet Vernors and stared into the abyss of scenario-based, AI-supported conversation modules. I had become content—a user case in Satya’s vision board.

There’s a phrase they use now: Global Voluntary Separation Agreement. It sounds like a treaty. Like I had wronged Geneva by failing to meet my Q3 KPIs. But I didn’t surrender. I just… stopped trying to fix broken SharePoint folders.

They call it a “growth mindset.” I call it the Mahchine™ tightening its belt. HR doesn’t “fire” anymore—it onboards you out, with dignity modules and toolkits to help you process your deletion.

Phil once told me we were building the future. Phil is gone now. He transitioned via GVSA. The last thing he said was: “I was a high performer. Once.”

I stood alone in the microkitchen, chewing through a SmartPop™ bag from 2021. “You are not a high performer,” I whispered aloud.

And the microwave, sensing despair, blinked back: ERROR 60%.

Link: www.nytimes.com/opinion/microsoft-performance-purge

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48901069)



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Date: November 11th, 2026 3:15 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: comical clown



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