Date: September 24th, 2026 7:22 PM Author: Amber goal in life
These guys: Multigenerational family business with an absolute army of happy employees serving comfort food to legions of salt-of-the-earth AMERICAN customers each day.
Date: September 24th, 2026 7:28 PM Author: Amber goal in life
It’s worth it for the spectacle alone, but then on top of that the food is way better than it has any right to be when prepared at these kinds of volumes. I always wondered how on earth they did it, which is why the godking YouTube algorithm served that video up to me within 10 minutes of it being uploaded.
Date: September 24th, 2026 7:54 PM Author: Amber goal in life
And you think to yourself, for just a second, that he’s just LARPing as the produce buyer for this guy’s documentary. And then you realize that he *must* do this every day to be able to understand those auctioneers!
Not too long ago my buddies and I went to a car show at a mall and drank some beers and walked around and there was a “golden coral” nearby and people were doing burnouts and it was nuts and we went inside and they had all this steak and stuff and we were like “rojo” because they’d cook it to order and didn’t speak english and then we started to get sick and I rode home as fast as I could and made it close to where my parents live and had to pull over and shit in a grocery store with motion lights and I shat so long they went out and I was trying to use my phone light to finish up and a guy walked in and the lights came back on and he probably thought I was jerking it or something but I was shitting hushpuppies and tea
There's a Chinese buffet near me that is furking PACKED 7 days a week. And an independent pizza buffet, plus a pizza hut buffet. Golden corral closed here during COVID and never came back.
Date: September 27th, 2026 9:00 PM Author: gerstern
Covington (at least in DC) still maintains an extremely elite, low-access, exotic buffet for premier partners and designated associates on the highest floor of the office. Heavily staffed, white glove. Extraordinary cellar accompanying. DC interns fight to get places on the service team. It’s considered one of the perks of ascending at the firm.