and yes i could beat up tmf and his shitpit at the same time

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26703821)

harrison and i--both scientists--worked out the mechanics of this. i can take two wolves AT LEAST, probably 3. one shitpit & a tmf doesnt even require plugging in the numbers.

i really dont like raccoons though.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26726957)

it isn't their strength, it's their speed.

that said, a large, strong man can dominate a shitpit. you will get torn the fuck up, but you can beat it or kill it if need be.

two wolves would rip you apart without much effort, i've gotta imagine.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26726974)

two wolves are fucking done here.

the issue with three is just how quick they could get me while i was taking them out one by one. they might be quick. but then again wolves are beta sissycucks so the other two might back off when i harrison-alpha the closest one.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26726987)

me vs. tmf and shitpit.

rules: i lose if i tap. tmf loses when the shitpit is dead and he taps.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26727016)

imaginations sure are cute.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26902286)

u vs. pitbull: you could probably bludgeon it and beat it pretty badly, probably kill it if you slammed its skull into the ground. it could also kill you if it got your throat, easily.

u vs. two ACTUAL wolves: settle down. they are much bigger, just as aggressive, even stronger bite and they kill shit to survive. they're experts at killing shit. Magnus Samuelsson would get his asshole ripped open in 2 seconds against two 150 pound wolves. So would that dude who played Gregor. They'll jump you, they'll outrun you, they'll bite your dick off, they'll lunge at your throat....like....they fucking love it. they absolutely love it and cant get enough.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137699)

dude was beta as fuck around me.

true story.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137736)

its a small thing and sure you could slam it hard enough to crack its skull open (even though it has a sturdy head for a dog its size), thrash it, toss it, etc....but it it gets you're neck your fucked.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137695)

wait were not talking about the rapper are we? because yeah im sure he wouldn't stand a chance

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137701)

but if you got a good hold of it and slammed it into the ground as hard as you could a few times, you'd probably at least give it a concussion if not kill it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137707)

not saying it wouldn't get damaged badly but those things are sturdy. itd take a full on body slam...as in lifting the fucker over your head by the legs and slamming it full force into a hard surface to knock it out (or kill it).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137757)

would love to try the accuracy and force of my kicks vs tmfs shitpits ribs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137762)

but you just aren't going to land a clean kick to its ribs if its going after you. they're agile, and chances are you'll get some leg/face going in.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137764)

well...as a FRIEND who is concerned about your safety, I'm not so sure that you ACTUALLY would.

"while my GARGANTUAN neandertal brain calculates precisely when and where to kick it

"

shit forgot about the Neanderthal brain. yeah youd win.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137768)

ive got the biggest brow in west linn oregon.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137779)