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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Nubile bistre abode
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
diverse range
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Obsidian stain
  04/18/25
Cr.
black university international law enforcement agency
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
"in real life"
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
lascivious jet-lagged set dopamine
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Nubile bistre abode
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Red glittery feces alpha
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Bisexual forum reading party
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Nubile bistre abode
  04/18/25
...
ungodly dull stead
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Haunting fear-inspiring bawdyhouse legal warrant
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Nubile bistre abode
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Haunting fear-inspiring bawdyhouse legal warrant
  04/18/25
...
Misanthropic clown step-uncle's house
  04/18/25
...
aphrodisiac potus garrison
  08/17/26
...
frozen institution hunting ground
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Carmine Sexy Mental Disorder
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Bronze Hairraiser Location
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Nubile bistre abode
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Bronze Hairraiser Location
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Misanthropic clown step-uncle's house
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Nubile bistre abode
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Bronze Hairraiser Location
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Nubile bistre abode
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Bronze Hairraiser Location
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
olive geriatric roommate
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Bronze Hairraiser Location
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Misanthropic clown step-uncle's house
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Nubile bistre abode
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Fucking Fuckface
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Misanthropic clown step-uncle's house
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Fucking Fuckface
  04/18/25
...
MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  08/17/26
...
MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
nighttime mischievous locale
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Nubile bistre abode
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
nighttime mischievous locale
  04/18/25
...
gaped casino
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Bronze Hairraiser Location
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Nubile bistre abode
  04/18/25
...
frozen institution hunting ground
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
ruddy histrionic shrine boltzmann
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Fucking Fuckface
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Nubile bistre abode
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Nubile bistre abode
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Nubile bistre abode
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Obsidian stain
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Nubile bistre abode
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Nubile bistre abode
  08/17/26
...
MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Haunting fear-inspiring bawdyhouse legal warrant
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Nubile bistre abode
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Haunting fear-inspiring bawdyhouse legal warrant
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Nubile bistre abode
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Haunting fear-inspiring bawdyhouse legal warrant
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Nubile bistre abode
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Amber kitchen
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Nubile bistre abode
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Amber kitchen
  08/17/26
...
Richard Ames
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
nighttime mischievous locale
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Nubile bistre abode
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
nighttime mischievous locale
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
"in real life"
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Nubile bistre abode
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
Nubile bistre abode
  09/20/26
...
Nubile bistre abode
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: diverse range

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Obsidian stain

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: black university international law enforcement agency

Cr.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: "in real life"

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: lascivious jet-lagged set dopamine

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Red glittery feces alpha

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Bisexual forum reading party

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: ungodly dull stead



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Haunting fear-inspiring bawdyhouse legal warrant

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Haunting fear-inspiring bawdyhouse legal warrant

(ballsack dipper)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Misanthropic clown step-uncle's house



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac potus garrison



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: frozen institution hunting ground



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Carmine Sexy Mental Disorder

Okay, i lol’d

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Bronze Hairraiser Location

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Bronze Hairraiser Location

who's a good boy?!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Misanthropic clown step-uncle's house

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Bronze Hairraiser Location

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Bronze Hairraiser Location

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: olive geriatric roommate

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Bronze Hairraiser Location

jfc goys

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Misanthropic clown step-uncle's house

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

wtf is fodip?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Misanthropic clown step-uncle's house

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Ty friend

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: nighttime mischievous locale

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: nighttime mischievous locale

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: gaped casino



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Bronze Hairraiser Location

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: frozen institution hunting ground



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: ruddy histrionic shrine boltzmann

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Obsidian stain

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Haunting fear-inspiring bawdyhouse legal warrant

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

ur dumb

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Haunting fear-inspiring bawdyhouse legal warrant

(ballsack dipper)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

idk wtf that even means

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Haunting fear-inspiring bawdyhouse legal warrant

it's not very hard to figure out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Amber kitchen

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Amber kitchen

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Richard Ames



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: nighttime mischievous locale

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

You just aren’t hitting it right

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: nighttime mischievous locale

i'm not hitting it at all

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: "in real life"

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Nubile bistre abode

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Nubile bistre abode



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50149087)