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Girlfriend broke both her arms, now I have to wipe her ass.

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars....
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  08/21/11
update plz.
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  08/25/11
We have broken up
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  08/25/11
was it because you got her poo on your hand
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  08/25/11
Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass
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  08/25/11
oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass.
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Was this whole thing flame?
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  09/07/11
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle corner useless brakes

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars. She used both her arms to brace for the fall and fractured both of her arms, forcing her to wear dual casts for 6 weeks. Now I have to wipe her ass. I haven't done it yet but we've discussed it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804784)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: dark mildly autistic garrison windowlicker

Fuck, are you flaming, fag?

Does she live with you or wtf?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804806)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle corner useless brakes

Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for two years.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804813)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Dun Wonderful Bbw

is she White

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804858)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle corner useless brakes

yes why

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804861)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Lascivious silver native

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Dun Wonderful Bbw

LOL BROTHER JUST LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804870)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: stimulating laser beams

get out now brother

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: Adventurous unholy stage clown

FUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKK

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: Contagious Sanctuary

180

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz stage sandwich



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: Greedy parlour affirmative action

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: Crystalline curious deer antler ladyboy

prepare ur anus

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:14 PM
Author: Snowy Cocky Address Rigpig

epic selfpwn

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:44 PM
Author: Aromatic dilemma cumskin



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Stirring Demanding Immigrant

LOL BROTHER

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832930)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Onyx Multi-colored Hall

TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE

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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:14 AM
Author: Dun Wonderful Bbw



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: Citrine Pisswyrm

LOL just LOL

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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:24 AM
Author: Cream zippy spot

lol just lol

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Date: September 7th, 2011 9:02 AM
Author: Blathering Geriatric Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:22 AM
Author: Dun Wonderful Bbw



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: exciting theater roommate

yourfukked

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004344)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: garnet pocket flask

LOL

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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:22 AM
Author: Impressive dog poop piazza

http://compare.ebay.com/like/150386529967?var=lv&ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar

Gotta hand this round to the Euros.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19005239)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: bipolar violent business firm juggernaut

lucky sob

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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:23 AM
Author: Grizzly office



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: Hilarious Center Sneaky Criminal



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: Cerise Idea He Suggested

unless you plan on wifing this chick, bail

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804799)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: turquoise place of business

use your cock head

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Milky hairy legs

*masturbating furiously*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804820)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:26 AM
Author: Out-of-control Lodge

tcr

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Aromatic dilemma cumskin

For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Can't believe I'm wiping her ass every day."

Then the second week you'll be like "Hey, this isn't so bad."

Third week you'll bend down to get a lot closer, kind of liking the smell and the sight.

Fourth week you're serving her a lot of Mexican, so she has to go to the bathroom a lot, and you're right in there, face up close and sniffing her ass and pussy and telling her that you bought special toilet paper that is so light it will feel like you're wiping her ass with your hand.

Fifth week it's like Misery and you get a sledgehammer to keep both her arms broken.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804853)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle corner useless brakes

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: sickened mint filthpig base

180

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: Flesh location

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: histrionic clear site dopamine

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804867)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Lascivious silver native



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Crystalline curious deer antler ladyboy

babby joyce enjoyed this post

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: self-absorbed spectacular field

this may be the funniest post i've ever read

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804921)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: Cerise Idea He Suggested

POTT

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Travel Guidebook Boiling Water



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: indigo heady old irish cottage bawdyhouse

tyft

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: ocher vivacious trailer park legal warrant



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:38 PM
Author: lime hideous hell indirect expression

"Ladies and Gentlemen: Jimmy Pop"

*round of applause*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804978)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: nighttime tanning salon

I read this like when George Michael says "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!" in their live duet of "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924016)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: White ceo marketing idea



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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:05 AM
Author: mind-boggling godawful coldplay fan

180

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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: fluffy chapel



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:27 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle corner useless brakes



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: exciting theater roommate

wtf

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004348)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 6:38 AM
Author: bronze beady-eyed famous landscape painting church

best poast I've read on xoxo in over a year

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004682)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: Arousing Emerald Hunting Ground Hospital



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: shaky carmine institution scourge upon the earth

*slow clap turning into roaring applause*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006221)



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: bronze beady-eyed famous landscape painting church



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: Stirring Demanding Immigrant

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19073242)



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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:50 AM
Author: ferengi



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle corner useless brakes



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: copper selfie

update plz.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832904)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle corner useless brakes

We have broken up

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832906)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: copper selfie

was it because you got her poo on your hand

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832912)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle corner useless brakes

Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832921)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: copper selfie

oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832931)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:59 AM
Author: Rose embarrassed to the bone therapy haunted graveyard

Was this whole thing flame?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924048)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 10:00 AM
Author: Crusty Yellow Resort Brethren

yea she just broke a fingernail.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924143)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: Lascivious silver native

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004696)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle corner useless brakes

Nice bump

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832902)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:24 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle corner useless brakes

Alt flame is epic

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004312)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: shaky carmine institution scourge upon the earth

How the fuck did I miss this? 180 for all participants

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004342)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: shaky carmine institution scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 2nd, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle corner useless brakes



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Date: October 9th, 2011 3:11 PM
Author: gold confused theatre

WTF

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Date: October 30th, 2011 2:36 PM
Author: Chestnut box office



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Date: December 29th, 2011 10:23 PM
Author: Dashing national french chef



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Date: January 15th, 2012 8:05 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Wagecucks Roast Beef



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Date: January 23rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: Cheese-eating plum preventive strike ape

.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19834745)



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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Historical American (SQQQ)



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