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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: concupiscible flushed organic girlfriend rigor

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars. She used both her arms to brace for the fall and fractured both of her arms, forcing her to wear dual casts for 6 weeks. Now I have to wipe her ass. I haven't done it yet but we've discussed it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804784)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Citrine Business Firm Kitty

Fuck, are you flaming, fag?

Does she live with you or wtf?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804806)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: concupiscible flushed organic girlfriend rigor

Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for two years.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804813)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: carmine property gay wizard

is she White

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804858)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: concupiscible flushed organic girlfriend rigor

yes why

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: clear theatre gaming laptop

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: carmine property gay wizard

LOL BROTHER JUST LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804870)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: Beta White Black Woman Degenerate

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: Laughsome Native Yarmulke

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: Insecure maroon scourge upon the earth

180

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:58 PM
Author: claret demanding parlour striped hyena



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: Thirsty lodge

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: passionate boltzmann useless brakes

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:14 PM
Author: Pea-brained corner headpube

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:44 PM
Author: crimson hell clown



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Drunken Home Idiot

LOL BROTHER

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832930)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Zombie-like Razzle Digit Ratio

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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:14 AM
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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring autistic twinkling uncleanness

LOL just LOL

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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:24 AM
Author: azure spot masturbator

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Date: September 7th, 2011 9:02 AM
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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:22 AM
Author: carmine property gay wizard



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: 180 nursing home

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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: Free-loading pale school son of senegal

LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006197)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:22 AM
Author: Galvanic domesticated senate

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19005239)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: odious charcoal dysfunction

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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:23 AM
Author: Brass wonderful house



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: Translucent market



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: Narrow-minded federal stead

unless you plan on wifing this chick, bail

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804799)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: black mentally impaired office sex offender

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: bateful becky rehab

*masturbating furiously*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804820)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:26 AM
Author: bat shit crazy indian lodge

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: crimson hell clown

For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Can't believe I'm wiping her ass every day."

Then the second week you'll be like "Hey, this isn't so bad."

Third week you'll bend down to get a lot closer, kind of liking the smell and the sight.

Fourth week you're serving her a lot of Mexican, so she has to go to the bathroom a lot, and you're right in there, face up close and sniffing her ass and pussy and telling her that you bought special toilet paper that is so light it will feel like you're wiping her ass with your hand.

Fifth week it's like Misery and you get a sledgehammer to keep both her arms broken.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804853)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: concupiscible flushed organic girlfriend rigor

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Vigorous state deer antler

180

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pit

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: cerebral sepia reading party feces

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: clear theatre gaming laptop



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: passionate boltzmann useless brakes

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: Mischievous elite center gaping

this may be the funniest post i've ever read

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804921)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: Narrow-minded federal stead

POTT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804926)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: turquoise voyeur quadroon



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: titillating talking trump supporter

tyft

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: Motley Forum Mad Cow Disease



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:38 PM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed trust fund wrinkle

"Ladies and Gentlemen: Jimmy Pop"

*round of applause*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804978)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: lake knife

I read this like when George Michael says "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!" in their live duet of "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924016)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: fragrant jap mad-dog skullcap



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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:05 AM
Author: Startling Space

180

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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: brilliant ceo candlestick maker



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:27 AM
Author: concupiscible flushed organic girlfriend rigor



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: 180 nursing home

wtf

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004348)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 6:38 AM
Author: Ivory High-end Ticket Booth Internal Respiration

best poast I've read on xoxo in over a year

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004682)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: cocky church



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: big preventive strike

*slow clap turning into roaring applause*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006221)



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: Ivory High-end Ticket Booth Internal Respiration



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19073170)



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: Drunken Home Idiot

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19073242)



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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:50 AM
Author: ferengi



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Date: November 6th, 2026 5:53 AM
Author: Eliz Holmes' Long Tangy Turdwang Gnawing Defense ( )

LOL

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: concupiscible flushed organic girlfriend rigor



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Adulterous swollen foreskin round eye

update plz.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832904)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: concupiscible flushed organic girlfriend rigor

We have broken up

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832906)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: Adulterous swollen foreskin round eye

was it because you got her poo on your hand

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832912)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: concupiscible flushed organic girlfriend rigor

Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832921)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Adulterous swollen foreskin round eye

oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832931)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:59 AM
Author: Transparent Psychic

Was this whole thing flame?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924048)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 10:00 AM
Author: peach misanthropic mood

yea she just broke a fingernail.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924143)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: clear theatre gaming laptop

lol

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: concupiscible flushed organic girlfriend rigor

Nice bump

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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:24 AM
Author: concupiscible flushed organic girlfriend rigor

Alt flame is epic

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004312)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: big preventive strike

How the fuck did I miss this? 180 for all participants

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004342)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: big preventive strike



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Date: October 2nd, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: concupiscible flushed organic girlfriend rigor



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Date: October 9th, 2011 3:11 PM
Author: Histrionic hospital nibblets

WTF

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Date: October 30th, 2011 2:36 PM
Author: Wine jew



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Author: Mint excitant public bath



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Date: January 15th, 2012 8:05 PM
Author: Garnet associate



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Date: January 23rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: Copper bearded multi-billionaire trailer park

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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Historical American (SQQQ)



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