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Is it really squanching if Spaceporn’s micropeen is too small for penetration?

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aqua bateful dilemma
  08/25/26
(Public Defender furiously prepping for trial, grasping at s...
vivacious patrolman step-uncle's house
  08/25/26
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aqua bateful dilemma
  08/25/26
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outnumbered flickering den
  08/25/26
I always figured squanching was a hand thing. Get a fistful ...
Big plum library sex offender
  08/25/26
yeah iirc squanching was what he claimed he wants to do when...
fluffy fragrant pit
  08/25/26
I assumed it involves contorting your hand into a deformed p...
domesticated partner clown
  08/25/26
jfc
Curious garrison love of her life
  08/25/26
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Curious garrison love of her life
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Date: August 25th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: aqua bateful dilemma



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: vivacious patrolman step-uncle's house

(Public Defender furiously prepping for trial, grasping at straws)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897054&forum_id=2#50092365)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: aqua bateful dilemma



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Date: August 25th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: outnumbered flickering den



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Date: August 25th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Big plum library sex offender

I always figured squanching was a hand thing. Get a fistful and just squanch it up. Use your middle finger in the back to create a fulcrum

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897054&forum_id=2#50092553)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: fluffy fragrant pit

yeah iirc squanching was what he claimed he wants to do when he sees "a naked lady's crotch." i also figured that was a hand thing

but when poasters talk about it in the context of stuff like the "playroom hotdog" and "stinky red baboon bottoms" situations i interpret it differently

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897054&forum_id=2#50092637)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: domesticated partner clown

I assumed it involves contorting your hand into a deformed pincer claw, and just...squanching.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897054&forum_id=2#50093306)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Curious garrison love of her life

jfc

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897054&forum_id=2#50092576)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Curious garrison love of her life



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897054&forum_id=2#50093295)