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most embarrassing sport to be a beginner at? golf?

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Flatulent Green Library
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Jai alai
Frozen Submissive Kitty
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Clear pontificating trump supporter fortuitous meteor
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violet stead
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Stimulating school cafeteria
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ifnb.
Bateful Alcoholic Abode
  08/11/26
picking up a sport after like 25 is just asking for it
Carmine boistinker range
  08/11/26
ask Kenny
Flushed useless base wrinkle
  08/11/26
seems like skiing can actually get yourself seriously injure...
pale concupiscible kitchen police squad
  08/11/26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZCOGJW962M
Carmine boistinker range
  08/11/26
can confirm as someone who started learning to ski after tur...
Flatulent Green Library
  08/11/26
did you eventually get good, or no? what was the process lik...
heady pisswyrm crotch
  08/12/26
you can improve a lot very fast if you pay for private instr...
Mint cheese-eating rehab weed whacker
  08/12/26
ty
heady pisswyrm crotch
  08/12/26
good enough to do basic runs after the first 5 days or so. ...
Flatulent Green Library
  08/12/26
nice! ty. and absolutely, that still sounds like it's given...
heady pisswyrm crotch
  08/15/26
skiing you just fall a lot until eventually you don't, which...
yellow boyish dilemma
  08/13/26
if you take dumb risks, you can hurt yourself. but you can ...
Mint cheese-eating rehab weed whacker
  08/12/26
what about the embarrassment of getting publicly styled on b...
pale concupiscible kitchen police squad
  08/12/26
there are always going to be super talented kids wherever yo...
Mint cheese-eating rehab weed whacker
  08/13/26
Yeah boxing is up there too, speaking from experience
fishy galvanic church mother
  08/12/26
anyone who skis to ski instead of to hit the apres bar is lo...
bronze irradiated principal's office becky
  08/13/26
spoken like a true fag
Mint cheese-eating rehab weed whacker
  08/13/26
Poasting
judgmental bawdyhouse main people
  08/11/26
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I learned this the hard wa...
violet stead
  08/11/26
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ruinous phenotype
  08/12/26
purely individual sports like skiing or even golf u can get ...
out-of-control fragrant famous landscape painting
  08/11/26
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Poppy twinkling uncleanness bbw
  08/12/26
surfing /thread
ruddy jet-lagged knife
  08/11/26
you can just lie down on the board if it's too hard to stand
fishy galvanic church mother
  08/13/26
well, i mean, no. no not at all really. i'd be happy to elab...
ruddy jet-lagged knife
  08/13/26
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Bright titillating foreskin
  08/11/26
pickleball. imagine looking like a beginner at this "...
Balding Shrine
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jag
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heady pisswyrm crotch
  08/12/26
I went to a conference and one of the events you could sign ...
Vigorous black nibblets indian lodge
  08/12/26
unless ur a tennis or ping pong player, this is farfethed
Balding Shrine
  08/12/26
xo is 80% asian so the chances of one of these being true is...
swashbuckling stage circlehead
  08/12/26
I've played tennis a few times. Wouldn't call myself a tenn...
Vigorous black nibblets indian lodge
  08/12/26
it's not hard. it's just not likely that, having never playe...
Balding Shrine
  08/12/26
This. I remember in college we had to do some weird gym clas...
Duck-like locale
  08/12/26
racketball and squash are serious sports that require a ton ...
Balding Shrine
  08/12/26
Not true. Obviously you won’t be a world champion off ...
Duck-like locale
  08/13/26
here's dirk playing tennis https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Balding Shrine
  08/13/26
squash is super easy to pick up as a noob. Racquetball is ha...
yellow boyish dilemma
  08/15/26
i was pretty shocked when pickleball suddenly got big. i...
Poppy twinkling uncleanness bbw
  08/12/26
growth line of pickleball aligns very much with the avg age ...
yellow boyish dilemma
  08/15/26
if u have to ask uve already failed as an "adult"
swashbuckling stage circlehead
  08/12/26
Water polo
fishy galvanic church mother
  08/12/26
bowling tp
Adventurous irate office elastic band
  08/12/26
I think most people expect someone to be pretty bad at golf....
Richard Ames
  08/12/26
tennis is weird you can be able to hit the ball solidly and ...
Poppy twinkling uncleanness bbw
  08/12/26
someone who strikes the tennis ball hard and solid wouldn't ...
Balding Shrine
  08/12/26
what if it takes you an hour to get to the second hole?
fishy galvanic church mother
  08/12/26
got paired with a fat neckbeard like this on a public course...
Poppy twinkling uncleanness bbw
  08/13/26
tbf had he played a lot of golf video games?
fishy galvanic church mother
  08/13/26
probably. i didnt ask. didnt get his console history either
Poppy twinkling uncleanness bbw
  08/13/26
if you get paired with an azn then politely request the star...
yellow boyish dilemma
  08/13/26
Oriental Stanford Golfer Takes 1:20 To Line Up 8 Foot Putt, ...
Balding Shrine
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fishy galvanic church mother
  08/15/26
i never really judged anyone for completely sucking at golf....
Poppy twinkling uncleanness bbw
  08/12/26
SCUBA
Deranged Love Of Her Life Pistol
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i feel like the answer has to be running because there&rsquo...
Rambunctious candlestick maker
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people who can't run just walk to the finish line
fishy galvanic church mother
  08/12/26
what's does a beginner at running even mean?
Balding Shrine
  08/12/26
lol who is still playing sports here we’re like 45-49
Drunken house depressive
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gymnastics. you won't even be wearing the right kind of clot...
fishy galvanic church mother
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ruddy jet-lagged knife
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i can barely even imagine a 'beginner' adult powerlifter. i...
cordovan swollen school newt
  08/13/26
He could just lift extremely light weights
fishy galvanic church mother
  08/13/26
golf is absolutely the least embarassing sport to suck at as...
haunting cruise ship messiness
  08/13/26
(average xo poa)
Flatulent Green Library
  08/14/26
average handicap is 14 according to usga: https://www.usga.o...
Mint cheese-eating rehab weed whacker
  08/14/26
agreed. keep in mind that only serious players and bored boo...
Balding Shrine
  08/14/26
you get it through your country club obviously
yellow boyish dilemma
  08/14/26
anyone who is part of a country club is serious and/or a bor...
Balding Shrine
  08/14/26
ppl over 40 with decent jobs who don’t belong to a cc ...
yellow boyish dilemma
  08/15/26
golf at that level is less about your score and more about b...
yellow boyish dilemma
  08/14/26
have you heard of the term "selection bias?" the a...
haunting cruise ship messiness
  08/14/26
Many issues spotted in this post The biggest is that you ...
vibrant sienna ticket booth
  08/15/26
Kind of strange that you buy thousands of $ worth of golf eq...
yellow boyish dilemma
  08/15/26
Nobody cares. Are you refuting that the average handicap is ...
vibrant sienna ticket booth
  08/15/26
I’m saying that dropping a bunch of $ on golf equipmen...
yellow boyish dilemma
  08/15/26
are you aware that most normal people don't ever engage in a...
haunting cruise ship messiness
  08/15/26
you sound really stupid.
Balding Shrine
  08/14/26
why? most golfers are hacks and it isn't that hard to become...
haunting cruise ship messiness
  08/14/26
Football. Because it shows you did not play in high school t...
spruce casino
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it was the only sport I felt "naturally" good at o...
fishy galvanic church mother
  08/15/26
HS football players who go through years of bullshit only to...
yellow boyish dilemma
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Duck-like locale
  08/15/26
Starcraft, you will die instantly every time and there is no...
Sticky racy idiot
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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: Flatulent Green Library



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060695)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Frozen Submissive Kitty

Jai alai

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060706)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: Clear pontificating trump supporter fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060808)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: violet stead



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50062060)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: Stimulating school cafeteria



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064462)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: Bateful Alcoholic Abode

ifnb.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060768)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Carmine boistinker range

picking up a sport after like 25 is just asking for it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060771)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Flushed useless base wrinkle

ask Kenny

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060773)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: pale concupiscible kitchen police squad

seems like skiing can actually get yourself seriously injured or killed. and you'd have to start out on the kiddie slopes with a bunch of children.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060807)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Carmine boistinker range

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZCOGJW962M



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060816)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Flatulent Green Library

can confirm as someone who started learning to ski after turning 40 it is very humbling

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060936)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: heady pisswyrm crotch

did you eventually get good, or no? what was the process like, time, instructors, etc?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063060)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: Mint cheese-eating rehab weed whacker

you can improve a lot very fast if you pay for private instruction. it's very expensive though

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063907)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: heady pisswyrm crotch

ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064460)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: Flatulent Green Library

good enough to do basic runs after the first 5 days or so. Slightly more competent the next time. Never going to be great but the goal was just to be good enough that I can ski with my kids

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064895)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: heady pisswyrm crotch

nice! ty. and absolutely, that still sounds like it's given you access. i hear my friends talk about enjoying the apres at the towns in the alps etc and i'm not in the same galaxy bc i can't ski at all. tried as a kid and never really took

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50070004)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: yellow boyish dilemma

skiing you just fall a lot until eventually you don't, which is fine as a kid but sucks in your 40s. at that age just pay for private lessons.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50065563)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: Mint cheese-eating rehab weed whacker

if you take dumb risks, you can hurt yourself. but you can start with some lessons, then practice a lot, always staying without your capabilities. after a few years of regular practice (5-20 days on mountain per year), you can go everywhere on the mountain with the exception of extreme double black stuff.

the key is to go regularly and work your skills. it's always nice to go with someone better than you who will push you a bit. if you take one trip a year for 4-5 days, it's difficult to get better.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063844)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: pale concupiscible kitchen police squad

what about the embarrassment of getting publicly styled on by kids?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064528)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Mint cheese-eating rehab weed whacker

there are always going to be super talented kids wherever you go skiing. just get used to it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50066424)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: fishy galvanic church mother

Yeah boxing is up there too, speaking from experience

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064542)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: bronze irradiated principal's office becky

anyone who skis to ski instead of to hit the apres bar is low iq

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50066301)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Mint cheese-eating rehab weed whacker

spoken like a true fag

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50066425)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: judgmental bawdyhouse main people

Poasting

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060811)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: violet stead

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I learned this the hard way circa 2012 when I first heard about XO / 4chan / Reddit from a college buddy of mine considering law school (probably for the better he didn't end up going in his case - very extraverted guy who would have been driven crazy by the expected RIGOR and did great financially in a completely different field)...

...was afraid to poast until 2013, but was then in so many words told how retarded I sounded and needed to lurk moar, so I went back to the drawing board and poasted AGAIN a few times in 2014, then a lot more in 2015 to decent feedback, didn't poast much due to IRL craziness from 2016 to 2020, but then began MEGApoasting as Emilio Estevez circa 1992 starting sometime in late 2020 or early 2021... and the rest is HIStory for better or worse! 🐶

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50062066)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



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Date: August 11th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: out-of-control fragrant famous landscape painting

purely individual sports like skiing or even golf u can get away with fucking up and not ruining everyone else's time, if you're hitting it all over the place ur buds will just let u drop constantly. but in tennis or racquetball ur gonna make ur partner miserable and think ur a doofus.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060894)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Poppy twinkling uncleanness bbw



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Date: August 11th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: ruddy jet-lagged knife

surfing

/thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060896)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: fishy galvanic church mother

you can just lie down on the board if it's too hard to stand

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064963)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: ruddy jet-lagged knife

well, i mean, no. no not at all really. i'd be happy to elaborate if you need

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50065607)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: Bright titillating foreskin

LotLizard PogoSticking

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50061105)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Balding Shrine

pickleball.

imagine looking like a beginner at this "sport"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50062082)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:07 PM
Author: jag



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: heady pisswyrm crotch



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: Vigorous black nibblets indian lodge

I went to a conference and one of the events you could sign up for was pickleball, so I did. Never played before. Ended up destroying everyone I played, including people who play all the time. After everyone came up to me and asked how long I've been playing and were shocked when I said it was the first time lo.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063067)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Balding Shrine

unless ur a tennis or ping pong player, this is farfethed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063838)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling stage circlehead

xo is 80% asian so the chances of one of these being true is extremely high

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063851)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Vigorous black nibblets indian lodge

I've played tennis a few times. Wouldn't call myself a tennis player. Played ping pong as a kid. How is pickleball supposed to be hard?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063897)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: Balding Shrine

it's not hard. it's just not likely that, having never played before, you "destroyed" every single other person -- presumably many of whom had played before -- unless you went to an AARP conference.

if you're reasonably athletic, you would be able to hold your own. but i dont think you destroyed everyone.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064719)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Duck-like locale

This. I remember in college we had to do some weird gym class to graduate it was like 1 credit. Some waste of time.

Only thing open was “racquetball.” I remember the guy teaching it was like some former world champion. When he saw me he was amazed asking how long I did it for. I’m like this is the first time I ever picked it up. You just hit the ball with a racquet then then you get the hang of the bounces you just make it hit weird spots on the wall. He was actually mad I just started. At the time I was playing baseball there at the college.

A lot of lib sports and hobbies any normal athlete can just dominate but no one ever wasted the time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064554)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Balding Shrine

racketball and squash are serious sports that require a ton of skill -- ball striking, movement and strategy.

dont equate them with pickleball, which is a joke.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064729)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Duck-like locale

Not true. Obviously you won’t be a world champion off the street.

But it’s one of those sports that takes in skills from other sports and helps you be “dominant” among regulars.

For example if you’re a great football player and baseball player but never picked up a basketball in your life, you most likely won’t dominate a pickup basketball game.

I bet you any amount of money Tiki Barber can pick up a racquetball thing and dominate 90% of the population bc of his hand eye coordination and strength alone.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50066061)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Balding Shrine

here's dirk playing tennis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuNbn4GGPNA

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50066258)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: yellow boyish dilemma

squash is super easy to pick up as a noob. Racquetball is harder and you have to worry about losing an eye and/or testicle

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50070026)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Poppy twinkling uncleanness bbw

i was pretty shocked when pickleball suddenly got big.

i always thought it was just something my elementary PE teacher made up after somebody donated giant ping pong paddles to the school

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063848)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: yellow boyish dilemma

growth line of pickleball aligns very much with the avg age of boomers over the years

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50070030)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: swashbuckling stage circlehead

if u have to ask uve already failed as an "adult"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063070)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: fishy galvanic church mother

Water polo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063781)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Adventurous irate office elastic band

bowling tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063850)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Richard Ames

I think most people expect someone to be pretty bad at golf. Much more embarrassing to be really bad at tennis or some shit like that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063853)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Poppy twinkling uncleanness bbw

tennis is weird you can be able to hit the ball solidly and as hard as anyone else yet be absolutely terrible at it. is that embarrassing? idk

golf if youre hitting it solid and far youre already like top 10%

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063862)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Balding Shrine

someone who strikes the tennis ball hard and solid wouldn't be absolutely terrible.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064737)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: fishy galvanic church mother

what if it takes you an hour to get to the second hole?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064927)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Poppy twinkling uncleanness bbw

got paired with a fat neckbeard like this on a public course once. we told him to go back and ask for a refund or credit for the range instead.

as we walked away he not flame yelled "I WISH LIFE WAS LIKE A VIDEO GAME!!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064953)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:50 AM
Author: fishy galvanic church mother

tbf had he played a lot of golf video games?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064962)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Poppy twinkling uncleanness bbw

probably. i didnt ask. didnt get his console history either

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50065532)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: yellow boyish dilemma

if you get paired with an azn then politely request the starter to reassign them to a later group

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50065536)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Balding Shrine

Oriental Stanford Golfer Takes 1:20 To Line Up 8 Foot Putt, Misses (VID)

Oriental Stanford Golfer Takes 1:20 To Line Up 8 Foot Putt, Misses (VID)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50066683)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: fishy galvanic church mother



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50069996)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Poppy twinkling uncleanness bbw

i never really judged anyone for completely sucking at golf. sometimes its pretty funny though

otoh if i saw a "man" trying to field in baseball/softball and they threw like a girl id probably think theyre a faggot forever

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063859)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Deranged Love Of Her Life Pistol

SCUBA

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064547)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Rambunctious candlestick maker

i feel like the answer has to be running because there’s like 12yos running sub 6 miles and every other feat that would take your 30+ yo ass years of dedicated training to achieve

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064767)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: fishy galvanic church mother

people who can't run just walk to the finish line

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064832)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Balding Shrine

what's does a beginner at running even mean?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064855)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Drunken house depressive

lol who is still playing sports here we’re like 45-49

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064967)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: fishy galvanic church mother

gymnastics. you won't even be wearing the right kind of clothes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064968)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: ruddy jet-lagged knife



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: cordovan swollen school newt

i can barely even imagine a 'beginner' adult powerlifter. imagine some aging guy walking into a powerlifter gym and fiddling around with weights that are substantially lighter than what the gym's women use.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50066430)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: fishy galvanic church mother

He could just lift extremely light weights

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50066965)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: haunting cruise ship messiness

golf is absolutely the least embarassing sport to suck at as a beginner, plenty of doods have been playing for decades and still suck ass, you should get a lesson or two and hit the range enough to be making contact with the ball but once you can do that, which isn't hard, you're probably only 10 strokes behind people who have played for years

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50066687)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Flatulent Green Library

(average xo poa)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50067578)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: Mint cheese-eating rehab weed whacker

average handicap is 14 according to usga: https://www.usga.org/content/usga/home-page/handicapping/world-handicap-system/whs-stats.html

someone new who is just making contact with the ball is probably 2-4 strokes per hole behind average.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50067618)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Balding Shrine

agreed. keep in mind that only serious players and bored boomers have an official usga hcp index. does your average weekend golfer even bother getting an official hcp?

14 hcp is a mid-80's golfer.

most golfers arent even bogey golfers w/o cheating (mulligans, drops, picking up 5 feet putts)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50067773)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: yellow boyish dilemma

you get it through your country club obviously

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50067777)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Balding Shrine

anyone who is part of a country club is serious and/or a bored boomer.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50067780)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: yellow boyish dilemma

ppl over 40 with decent jobs who don’t belong to a cc confuse me

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50069759)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: yellow boyish dilemma

golf at that level is less about your score and more about being able to hit it consistent enough to not look like a retard and not fuck up the rest of the group's round

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50067775)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: haunting cruise ship messiness

have you heard of the term "selection bias?" the average golfer doesn't have a handicap



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50068611)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: vibrant sienna ticket booth

Many issues spotted in this post

The biggest is that you assumed an average golfer registered their handicap with USGA

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50069831)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: yellow boyish dilemma

Kind of strange that you buy thousands of $ worth of golf equipment but stop short at a $50 ghin fee

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50070028)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: vibrant sienna ticket booth

Nobody cares. Are you refuting that the average handicap is much higher than whatever USGA said? If not then STFU

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50070074)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: yellow boyish dilemma

I’m saying that dropping a bunch of $ on golf equipment and good amount of your time and mental energy towards it but never playing in any kind of game where you would need a real handicap is sort of dumb.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50070211)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: haunting cruise ship messiness

are you aware that most normal people don't ever engage in a sanctioned athletic event after high school? Surely you are

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50070321)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Balding Shrine

you sound really stupid.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50067774)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: haunting cruise ship messiness

why? most golfers are hacks and it isn't that hard to become a hack as well

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50068609)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: spruce casino

Football. Because it shows you did not play in high school therefore you are a pussy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50067650)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: fishy galvanic church mother

it was the only sport I felt "naturally" good at outside of water sports, but I didn't like it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50070000)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: yellow boyish dilemma

HS football players who go through years of bullshit only to be perpetual benchwarmers are probably the biggest pussies out there.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50070218)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Duck-like locale



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Date: August 15th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Sticky racy idiot

Starcraft, you will die instantly every time and there is nobody but yourself to blame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50070253)