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fuck. got g/f by deception, now i hate it.

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and...
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
lol
Flirting chestnut native lettuce
  07/01/09
I don't know, but the longer you keep it up, the more ridicu...
Gaped legal warrant
  07/01/09
its been like 3 months
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
in for a penny, in for a pound. You'll just have to keep th...
Flirting chestnut native lettuce
  07/01/09
If you are meant to be, she will forgive you. It's really no...
Gaped legal warrant
  07/01/09
you don't think after this long it's kinda creepy? :-/
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
Not that creepy. There are worse things. It's still in the &...
Gaped legal warrant
  07/01/09
potato vodka, tequila, rum, wine - all safe. thank GOD.
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
Well, good luck.
Gaped legal warrant
  07/01/09
thansk
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
...
White Field
  07/01/09
get all of your friends on twitter and have them start a vir...
aromatic business firm
  07/01/09
but i also want to keep the girl
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
1. Have all your friends on twitter start a viral rumor tha...
ebony cuck address
  07/01/09
Hahaha thats awesome bro. Just live the lie and ride that tr...
Fuchsia seedy people who are hurt
  07/01/09
Is this Tropes?
Drab meetinghouse mother
  07/01/09
tropes is too busy gettin' tanked and railin' chicks to post...
Submissive pearly dopamine
  07/02/09
Also grab a few beers and slid down whatever is available cl...
spectacular step-uncle's house
  08/16/10
just tell her you thought it was an easy lie to get her to g...
slate heaven
  07/01/09
if this isn't flame...just confess dude. say you lied in or...
Brilliant Stain Tanning Salon
  07/01/09
LOL BREADPWND
free-loading emerald sweet tailpipe
  08/16/10
She probably fakes her allergy too.
Snowy Ratface Theatre
  07/01/09
tell her you lied because she was beautiful man and kept eat...
Angry state toilet seat
  07/01/09
Credited. Shit, didn't OP see any Schoolbreak Specials gr...
heady rebellious cuckold
  07/01/09
If you had any game, you'd be able to pull this off (tell he...
curious greedy tattoo
  07/01/09
you're easily one of my top 10 favorite posters on this site...
tan cumskin school
  07/01/09
tranny fucking?
alcoholic bateful therapy den
  07/01/09
...
alcoholic bateful therapy den
  07/01/09
...
alcoholic bateful therapy den
  07/02/09
he starts threads about fucking trannies.
misunderstood glittery jap parlor
  07/02/09
pics of qt hipster girl
alcoholic bateful therapy den
  07/01/09
tmfcr man
Angry state toilet seat
  07/01/09
not outting myself or her
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
unless it's bel, you aren't going to be outting her.
alcoholic bateful therapy den
  07/01/09
no
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
Say you were cured. It happens.
beady-eyed house-broken voyeur
  07/01/09
whatever you do, don't ATD. god only knows the consequences...
fluffy jet-lagged chapel
  07/01/09
please keep this flame going, tyia
Sickened organic girlfriend nursing home
  07/01/09
Great thread.
Vigorous incel mental disorder
  07/01/09
LMAo, ur such a playa
Insanely creepy affirmative action
  07/01/09
this is good work.
slate heaven
  07/01/09
hipster girl? DESCRIBE her feelings on Merriweather Post ...
alcoholic bateful therapy den
  07/01/09
what especially sucks is that my friends and i always went o...
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
they make gluten free beer brah. just tell her you drank th...
slate heaven
  07/01/09
gluten free beer is a far cry from a nice belgian tripel ...
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
no man, drink the good stuff. im just saying when you show ...
slate heaven
  07/01/09
how do i find that out
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
"o man, im so allergic to gluten i get an attack if som...
slate heaven
  07/01/09
i don't think you really get attacks you just shit a lot? ...
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
...
Ultramarine stirring pozpig volcanic crater
  07/01/09
"Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM Author: gluten i met ...
Puce supple messiness point
  07/01/09
thanks?
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
A+ thread
Rough-skinned fortuitous meteor church building
  07/01/09
great flame
saffron skinny woman
  07/01/09
Please make this into a schtick. TYIA.
honey-headed hell laser beams
  07/01/09
dude, just tell her that you think youre gonna try to eat gl...
odious coiffed sanctuary
  07/01/09
pretty sure it doesn't work that way, and i'd have to supple...
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
just be like "oh shit maybe it wasn't the gluten after ...
razzmatazz azure hissy fit
  07/01/09
haha wtf man its a disease you know about your whole life
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
yeah, she's not going to buy that you've built up a toleranc...
Brilliant Stain Tanning Salon
  07/01/09
Excellent work. Tell her you realized your mom just mad...
soul-stirring demanding dog poop site
  07/01/09
hahaha this would be cool but we discussed how every now and...
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
how romantic
razzmatazz azure hissy fit
  07/01/09
Tell her you were experiencing a nocebo effect and that it's...
soul-stirring demanding dog poop site
  07/01/09
She probably thought you were lying to talk to her, idiot. n...
boyish pontificating indian lodge liquid oxygen
  07/01/09
dont think she did
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
only mention it when you break up with her, right after she ...
Primrose menage
  07/01/09
yeah tat wouldnt work
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
My bf p 2+ years did the same thing. We met at a party and w...
Galvanic abode boistinker
  07/01/09
wtf. that is totally not the same. :(
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be co...
Galvanic abode boistinker
  07/01/09
The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be co...
Galvanic abode boistinker
  07/01/09
...
Galvanic abode boistinker
  07/01/09
flame or real, this is the most genuinely funny thread in a ...
Dashing orchid bawdyhouse partner
  07/01/09
thanks on both counts, not flame sry
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
DESCRIBE your favorite Tripel.
alcoholic bateful therapy den
  07/01/09
chimay, dood.
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/01/09
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&mc=7...
alcoholic bateful therapy den
  07/01/09
This is really cute. Just tell her the truth, she'll think i...
talking piazza mad cow disease
  07/01/09
went to her place, stayed the night, she made me fucking glu...
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/02/09
I have a wheat allergy and make awesome pancakes. Everyone ...
cerebral cerise boltzmann
  07/03/09
Wheat is fucking dogshit anyway, and most Americans consume ...
Lilac slap-happy national
  07/02/09
Eating fish and seaweed 24/7 is good for you too.....but aft...
massive lay sound barrier
  07/02/09
wheat and carbs are delicious
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/02/09
it's trash
Lilac slap-happy national
  07/02/09
tell her you went to the doctor and did some routine tests a...
Flesh trip twinkling uncleanness
  07/02/09
additional lies are not the way to go. She's gonna see righ...
Flirting chestnut native lettuce
  07/02/09
......maybe...
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/02/09
you're like the angel character that appears on the shoulder...
Flesh trip twinkling uncleanness
  07/02/09
I have received SEVERAL parking tickets, hth
Flirting chestnut native lettuce
  07/02/09
If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea a...
clear blood rage
  07/02/09
i will do that
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/03/09
the OP has deja seen it before all over it, and I don't mean...
naked clown
  07/02/09
I would like to option this thread to write a script for a r...
soul-stirring demanding dog poop site
  07/03/09
let's talk over gluten-free pancakes or something dood
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/03/09
I'll buy you a keg of your favorite beer and a place nearby ...
soul-stirring demanding dog poop site
  07/03/09
I see you as Ryan Gosseling or Jake Gyllenhall and her as Ra...
soul-stirring demanding dog poop site
  07/03/09
"Gluten For Punishment"
Hairraiser twisted milk
  07/06/09
156
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/06/09
Hardly. You should thank me, you douchetard.
Hairraiser twisted milk
  07/06/09
120
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/06/09
180^180 tyvm
Flirting chestnut native lettuce
  07/09/09
Yeah, dude, just come clean. Dont be a fucking beta.
Arrogant faggotry black woman
  07/03/09
this reads like an episode of Seinfeld
red irradiated corner
  07/03/09
eating sandwich on gluten-free bread, taking qs
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/06/09
tell you are now cured. allergies do go away sometimes
adventurous university
  07/06/09
celiac doesn't
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/06/09
I'm glad you bumped this thread.
Drab meetinghouse mother
  07/06/09
yeah?
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/06/09
It was a really enjoyable read the first time around. Ha...
Drab meetinghouse mother
  07/06/09
i can't get up the nerve to tell her. i'd really like to ...
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/06/09
You think you guys'll get serious enough that you'll meet ea...
Drab meetinghouse mother
  07/06/09
oh fuck
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/06/09
tonight. going to tell her tonight.
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  07/07/09
well do everyone a fucking favor and start a new thread afte...
adventurous university
  07/07/09
...
alcoholic bateful therapy den
  07/07/09
I hope this involves bringing a six-pack of natty to shotgun...
Drab meetinghouse mother
  07/07/09
this was a good thread.
alcoholic bateful therapy den
  07/07/09
Where's the follow-up thread?!
Drab meetinghouse mother
  07/09/09
...
massive lay sound barrier
  08/16/10
QUALITY bump man. You have this bookmarked?
crystalline adulterous crotch windowlicker
  08/16/10
simple. tell her your last doctor visit included a cbc diffe...
contagious rusted gaming laptop
  08/16/10
lol this was 180
richard clock
  08/16/10
love this thread
Wine razzle patrolman stag film
  11/10/10
TY dood! :)
Peach Big-titted Telephone
  11/10/10
so what happened???
Carmine parlour
  11/10/10
...
ferengi
  11/03/26


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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.

so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.

i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133535)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: Flirting chestnut native lettuce

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133538)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: Gaped legal warrant

I don't know, but the longer you keep it up, the more ridiculous it is. If you admit that you lied to pick her up, it's cute, but if you admit that you changed your eating habits for 5 months, it's weird.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133583)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

its been like 3 months

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133593)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Flirting chestnut native lettuce

in for a penny, in for a pound. You'll just have to keep this up until you or she kicks the bucket

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133606)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Gaped legal warrant

If you are meant to be, she will forgive you. It's really not that big of a deal and kind of flattering. You have to tell her asap though. It's more manly this way.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133635)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

you don't think after this long it's kinda creepy? :-/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133751)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: Gaped legal warrant

Not that creepy. There are worse things. It's still in the "kind of funny/cute" stage. She probably doesn't want to marry anyone who has the same disease as her, anyhow. Recessive genes and all.

I would recommend you tell her when you have both been drinking, but do alcoholic beverages have gluten? Anyway.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133791)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

potato vodka, tequila, rum, wine - all safe. thank GOD.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133916)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: Gaped legal warrant

Well, good luck.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133928)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

thansk

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134190)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:40 PM
Author: White Field

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136570)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: aromatic business firm

get all of your friends on twitter and have them start a viral rumor that you died. move to a new town. profit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133619)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

but i also want to keep the girl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133628)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: ebony cuck address

1. Have all your friends on twitter start a viral rumor that you died.

2. Move to a new town for 6 months.

3. Dye your hair and get glasses (or switch to contacts if you already had glasses).

4. Return to same Whole Foods, pick her up again the same way, except this time, tell her after a week you just thought she was cute and you wanted to get to know her so you lied about the gluten allergy.

5. ???

6. PROFIT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133799)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Fuchsia seedy people who are hurt

Hahaha thats awesome bro. Just live the lie and ride that train as long as you can until it throws you off. But when you get tossed make it epic, im talking like shotgunning beers in front of her.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133632)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:47 PM
Author: Drab meetinghouse mother

Is this Tropes?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137071)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:35 AM
Author: Submissive pearly dopamine

tropes is too busy gettin' tanked and railin' chicks to post here.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140935)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:43 PM
Author: spectacular step-uncle's house

Also grab a few beers and slid down whatever is available closeby

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801173)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:38 PM
Author: slate heaven

just tell her you thought it was an easy lie to get her to go out with you but now you're stuck because you really like her so you have to come clear. she will hear "really like her" and forget the rest. ywia.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133665)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:28 PM
Author: Brilliant Stain Tanning Salon

if this isn't flame...just confess dude. say you lied in order to talk to her.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136459)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:40 PM
Author: free-loading emerald sweet tailpipe

LOL

BREADPWND

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801150)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:29 PM
Author: Snowy Ratface Theatre

She probably fakes her allergy too.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133554)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:30 PM
Author: Angry state toilet seat

tell her you lied because she was beautiful man and kept eating the crap because you wanted to stay with her so bad. somehow i doubt she'll mind

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133569)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: heady rebellious cuckold

Credited.

Shit, didn't OP see any Schoolbreak Specials growing up???

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133597)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: curious greedy tattoo

If you had any game, you'd be able to pull this off (tell her the truth) very easily. However, the way you'll try to do it will come off as awkward and like a huge liar.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133579)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: tan cumskin school

you're easily one of my top 10 favorite posters on this site, tranny-fucking notwithstanding

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133684)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: alcoholic bateful therapy den

tranny fucking?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133688)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:00 PM
Author: alcoholic bateful therapy den



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134541)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 2:40 PM
Author: alcoholic bateful therapy den



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142171)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: misunderstood glittery jap parlor

he starts threads about fucking trannies.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142693)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: alcoholic bateful therapy den

pics of qt hipster girl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133585)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Angry state toilet seat

tmfcr man

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133596)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

not outting myself or her

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133609)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: alcoholic bateful therapy den

unless it's bel, you aren't going to be outting her.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133650)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

no

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133691)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed house-broken voyeur

Say you were cured. It happens.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133594)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: fluffy jet-lagged chapel

whatever you do, don't ATD. god only knows the consequences of cornholing a chick with a bowel disease.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133607)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Sickened organic girlfriend nursing home

please keep this flame going, tyia

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133608)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Vigorous incel mental disorder

Great thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133617)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Insanely creepy affirmative action

LMAo, ur such a playa

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133624)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: slate heaven

this is good work.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133646)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:39 PM
Author: alcoholic bateful therapy den

hipster girl?

DESCRIBE her feelings on Merriweather Post Pavilion.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133672)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:42 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

what especially sucks is that my friends and i always went out to brew pubs for belgians and shit before this. those things are glasses of fucking gluten.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133701)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:50 PM
Author: slate heaven

they make gluten free beer brah. just tell her you drank that.

wait, she wouldn't have an allergic reaction to your gluten breath, would she?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133754)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

gluten free beer is a far cry from a nice belgian tripel

and fuck i don't know, i doubt it?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133764)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:52 PM
Author: slate heaven

no man, drink the good stuff. im just saying when you show up for a drunk booty call TELL her it was gluten free.

you better find out about the beer breath though man.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133783)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

how do i find that out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133920)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: slate heaven

"o man, im so allergic to gluten i get an attack if someone even breathes gluten on me. does that happen to you too?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134030)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:13 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

i don't think you really get attacks you just shit a lot?

and wtf.. what if that's not possible!?

damnit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134042)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: Ultramarine stirring pozpig volcanic crater



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136448)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: Puce supple messiness point

"Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM

Author: gluten

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.

so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.

i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do."

Preserved not out of spite, but for the 180.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133745)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

thanks?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133749)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Rough-skinned fortuitous meteor church building

A+ thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133772)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:57 PM
Author: saffron skinny woman

great flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133844)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: honey-headed hell laser beams

Please make this into a schtick. TYIA.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133923)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:06 PM
Author: odious coiffed sanctuary

dude, just tell her that you think youre gonna try to eat gluton stuff again. start slow and tell her that its not bothering you too much. after a while you can tell her that youve built up a "tolerance" and it doesnt bother you anymore.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134634)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

pretty sure it doesn't work that way, and i'd have to supplement w/ laxatives

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134808)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz azure hissy fit

just be like "oh shit maybe it wasn't the gluten after all, must have been something else"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134814)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:26 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

haha wtf man its a disease you know about your whole life

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134820)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: Brilliant Stain Tanning Salon

yeah, she's not going to buy that you've built up a tolerance. there's no cure for celiac disease.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136553)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring demanding dog poop site

Excellent work.

Tell her you realized your mom just made up the fact that you had a gluten allergy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134847)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

hahaha this would be cool but we discussed how every now and then we have beer or pasta or something and end up shitting liquid for a day.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134937)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz azure hissy fit

how romantic

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134955)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring demanding dog poop site

Tell her you were experiencing a nocebo effect and that it's no big deal now.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136131)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: boyish pontificating indian lodge liquid oxygen

She probably thought you were lying to talk to her, idiot. now you're basically fucked. might as well tell her you found some miracle cure before you slip up

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134941)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

dont think she did

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136110)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:54 PM
Author: Primrose menage

only mention it when you break up with her, right after she unloads all the dirty laundry on you.

EDIT: nvm, that pwns you more than her since you ate all that shitty food.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136159)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

yeah tat wouldnt work

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136281)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: Galvanic abode boistinker

My bf p 2+ years did the same thing. We met at a party and were already pretty drink when we meant. We went into the kitchen searching for food and found fruity pebbles. He said he loved them as much as I did and we munched on half year box. Months later he admitted to being a wheaties man and that he hated fruity pebbles. He only ate them that night to keep talking to me.

I thought it was silly.

If this girl is cool, she'll respect the effort you put in to keep seeing her and honesty is always the best policy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136183)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:10 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

wtf. that is totally not the same. :(

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136286)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: Galvanic abode boistinker

The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be complimented.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136435)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: Galvanic abode boistinker

The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be complimented.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136436)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: Galvanic abode boistinker



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136184)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:00 PM
Author: Dashing orchid bawdyhouse partner

flame or real, this is the most genuinely funny thread in a while. you also have good taste in beer dood.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136202)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:10 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

thanks on both counts, not flame sry



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136290)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: alcoholic bateful therapy den

DESCRIBE your favorite Tripel.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137009)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

chimay, dood.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137040)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:51 PM
Author: alcoholic bateful therapy den

fuck. got g/f by deception, now i hate it.

ty

and westmalle > chimay for trappist tripels.

i also recommend tripel karmeliet from bosteels

and if you do NA belgian-style it's incumbent upon you to try ephemere's la fin du monde.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137116)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: talking piazza mad cow disease

This is really cute. Just tell her the truth, she'll think it's cute too. I don't care whether this is flame. I am going to pretend it is real bcs of teh cuteness.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136274)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 10:52 AM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

went to her place, stayed the night, she made me fucking gluten-free pancakes this morning. goddamn was that gross.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140723)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: cerebral cerise boltzmann

I have a wheat allergy and make awesome pancakes. Everyone loves food that I make. She sounds like a bad cook, or someone in need of guidance. Buy Pamela's mix.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151846)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:28 AM
Author: Lilac slap-happy national

Wheat is fucking dogshit anyway, and most Americans consume too much of it. A gluten-free diet is better for your health anyway, so if you like the chick, it is a win/win. And once in a while when she leaves the house you can order up some Papa Johns.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140902)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:31 AM
Author: massive lay sound barrier

Eating fish and seaweed 24/7 is good for you too.....but after a while.....

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140922)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

wheat and carbs are delicious

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142682)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: Lilac slap-happy national

it's trash

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142758)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 2:53 PM
Author: Flesh trip twinkling uncleanness

tell her you went to the doctor and did some routine tests and it turns out you were MISTAKEN about your disease all this time

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142257)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:01 PM
Author: Flirting chestnut native lettuce

additional lies are not the way to go. She's gonna see right through them. He should fess up; best case she'll think it's endearing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142308)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

......maybe...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142679)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: Flesh trip twinkling uncleanness

you're like the angel character that appears on the shoulder of characters in sitcoms when theyre faced with tough decisions

everyone else on this site is the devil

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142753)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:21 PM
Author: Flirting chestnut native lettuce

I have received SEVERAL parking tickets, hth

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142862)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:56 PM
Author: clear blood rage

If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea all over the carpet first. You totally have an out on this one.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142725)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:39 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

i will do that

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151104)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:16 PM
Author: naked clown

the OP has deja seen it before all over it, and I don't mean from yesterday.

Even the replies seemed familiar.

hmm

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142830)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring demanding dog poop site

I would like to option this thread to write a script for a romantic comedy. . .do you have an agent?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151114)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

let's talk over gluten-free pancakes or something dood

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151811)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring demanding dog poop site

I'll buy you a keg of your favorite beer and a place nearby so you can drink when you need it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151821)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring demanding dog poop site

I see you as Ryan Gosseling or Jake Gyllenhall and her as Rachel McAdams or ScarJ. amirite?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151921)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser twisted milk

"Gluten For Punishment"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171971)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:54 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

156

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171985)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser twisted milk

Hardly. You should thank me, you douchetard.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171998)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:56 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

120

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12172012)



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Date: July 9th, 2009 8:56 PM
Author: Flirting chestnut native lettuce

180^180 tyvm

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12202609)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: Arrogant faggotry black woman

Yeah, dude, just come clean.

Dont be a fucking beta.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151863)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: red irradiated corner

this reads like an episode of Seinfeld

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151889)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:22 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

eating sandwich on gluten-free bread, taking qs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171779)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:24 PM
Author: adventurous university

tell you are now cured. allergies do go away sometimes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171788)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

celiac doesn't

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171796)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:26 PM
Author: Drab meetinghouse mother

I'm glad you bumped this thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171790)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

yeah?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171797)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: Drab meetinghouse mother

It was a really enjoyable read the first time around.

Have you taken any of the advice here to heart? Or are you going to keep living the lie as long as you can?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171803)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

i can't get up the nerve to tell her.

i'd really like to tell her though...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171823)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: Drab meetinghouse mother

You think you guys'll get serious enough that you'll meet each other's families? If so, what if it comes up then?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171836)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:34 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

oh fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171840)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

tonight. going to tell her tonight.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178018)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:40 AM
Author: adventurous university

well do everyone a fucking favor and start a new thread after you do

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178024)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:43 AM
Author: alcoholic bateful therapy den



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178047)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:48 AM
Author: Drab meetinghouse mother

I hope this involves bringing a six-pack of natty to shotgun in front of her immediately after breaking the news.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178081)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 4:19 PM
Author: alcoholic bateful therapy den

this was a good thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12180790)



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Date: July 9th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: Drab meetinghouse mother

Where's the follow-up thread?!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12202597)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: massive lay sound barrier



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801120)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: crystalline adulterous crotch windowlicker

QUALITY bump man. You have this bookmarked?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801124)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: contagious rusted gaming laptop

simple. tell her your last doctor visit included a cbc differential and cholesterol check and that apparently your gluten allergy is gone (the doc says some people grow out of it depending upon their insulin levels and other makeup bullshit).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801158)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:48 PM
Author: richard clock

lol this was 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801207)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: Wine razzle patrolman stag film

love this thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521141)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: Peach Big-titted Telephone

TY dood! :)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521272)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:47 PM
Author: Carmine parlour

so what happened???

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521569)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: ferengi



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#50226824)