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Outta My Endzone: Sport and the Territorial Anus

http://www.scribd.com/doc/22671885/10948750239485 Perhaps...
Alcoholic frozen national therapy
  11/17/09
i've seen this on the board before. but nobody has download...
arrogant marvelous indian lodge
  11/17/09
This is the full text
Alcoholic frozen national therapy
  11/17/09
oh, holy shit. thanks. i overlooked the new link.
arrogant marvelous indian lodge
  11/17/09
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Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard
  11/17/09
I like how he call a dick a "phallus" but an assho...
appetizing jap pervert
  11/17/09
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Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard
  11/17/09
"The practice of competitive sport itself can have homo...
dull native
  11/17/09
this thing was fucking PUBLISHED? Did the editors actually r...
Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard
  11/17/09
No bullshit, this seriously reads like a well written evan29...
dull native
  11/17/09
You can basically write gay erotica and call it an academic ...
buff bateful goal in life
  11/17/09
I'd prefer if you eschewed these patriarchal, hetero-normati...
Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard
  11/17/09
i like how he uses (on page 9) the penis to create a new the...
arrogant marvelous indian lodge
  11/17/09
See e.g. Kim Jong Il
appetizing jap pervert
  11/17/09
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ferengi
  11/08/26
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrance_and_Phillip_in_Not_Wit...
Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard
  11/17/09
*signs up for bullshit sports science class as a sophomore* ...
Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard
  11/17/09
I thought this would be some TTT's master's thesis, but the ...
buff bateful goal in life
  11/17/09
"Alright, kids - who's read to play some FOOTBALL?!?!&q...
dull native
  11/17/09
I just got done reading it...wow.
Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard
  11/17/09
it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts of pa...
arrogant marvelous indian lodge
  11/17/09
"it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts...
Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard
  11/17/09
it's like taking a jet engine and hooking it up to a series ...
arrogant marvelous indian lodge
  11/17/09
ty, I will use this analogy in my next note.
Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard
  11/17/09
My favorite quote, while not as tawdry as the previous ones,...
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  11/17/09
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Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard
  11/17/09
This has to be a flame!!! "Brian Pronger"? Edi...
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic frozen national therapy

http://www.scribd.com/doc/22671885/10948750239485

Perhaps the worst academic paper ever written.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291014)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: arrogant marvelous indian lodge

i've seen this on the board before. but nobody has downloaded the full text yet i think.

doesn't anyone here have a university journals database subscription or something?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291031)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:05 PM
Author: Alcoholic frozen national therapy

This is the full text

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291043)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:05 PM
Author: arrogant marvelous indian lodge

oh, holy shit. thanks. i overlooked the new link.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291050)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: appetizing jap pervert

I like how he call a dick a "phallus" but an asshole and asshole.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291091)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:15 PM
Author: Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291143)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:16 PM
Author: dull native

"The practice of competitive sport itself can have homoerotic dimensions: the contact of the playing field, the spectacle of the partially clad body, the steamy environment of the showers and locker room...I argued that men's sport allows men and boys to exclude women and girls from their all-male environments, permits them to play with each other's bodies, to surround themselves with naked men in the showers and locker cooms, to enjoy that all-male contact, without suffering the vilification that usually comes from the open acknowledgment and pursuit of masculine erotic contact, the stigma of "being homosexual.""

Holy shit I can literally envision the hard on this guy was sporting when he wrote this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291157)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:19 PM
Author: Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard

this thing was fucking PUBLISHED? Did the editors actually read this with a straight face?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291192)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:20 PM
Author: dull native

No bullshit, this seriously reads like a well written evan29 post taken straight from XOXO.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291208)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: buff bateful goal in life

You can basically write gay erotica and call it an academic paper as long as you throw in some Foucalt.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291319)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard

I'd prefer if you eschewed these patriarchal, hetero-normative mental framworks in favor a alteric*, homo-inclusive vocabulary.

* = his word, not mine

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291338)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:20 PM
Author: arrogant marvelous indian lodge

i like how he uses (on page 9) the penis to create a new theory of warfare:

"It goes without saying that a limp, shriveled penis is not effective in simulating the domineering masculine organization of desire. Given that no penis can live up to its phallic boast, no matter how swollen it gets, phallocentrism finds other ways to territorialize the body: innocuously, possibly, in body building, and more despotically in the territorial violence of warfare and competitive sport, for instance."

so basically, we have war because people can't actually live up to their boasts about having 15" horsecocks.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291198)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: appetizing jap pervert

See e.g. Kim Jong Il

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291323)



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Date: November 8th, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: ferengi



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:18 PM
Author: Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrance_and_Phillip_in_Not_Without_My_Anus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291178)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:23 PM
Author: Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard

*signs up for bullshit sports science class as a sophomore*

*class is taught by a butch lesbo*

*opens coursepack, is horrified to find this article in the table of contents*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291232)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:25 PM
Author: buff bateful goal in life

I thought this would be some TTT's master's thesis, but the author is tenure track at the University of Toronto, and teaches in the "Sexual Diversity Studies program."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291254)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:26 PM
Author: dull native

"Alright, kids - who's read to play some FOOTBALL?!?!"

*Cheers*

"...faggots."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291268)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:30 PM
Author: Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard

I just got done reading it...wow.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291306)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: arrogant marvelous indian lodge

it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts of papers drag in way-overpowered thinkers as citations, and then draw absolutely ridiculous conclusions from their writings.

you may hate gilles deleuze, but there's no way in fuck he'd have come up with shit about how an endzone is an asshole trying to keep out a simulacra of a cock.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291343)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:35 PM
Author: Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard

"it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts of papers drag in way-overpowered thinkers as citations, and then draw absolutely ridiculous conclusions from their writings."

as it should.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291363)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:37 PM
Author: arrogant marvelous indian lodge

it's like taking a jet engine and hooking it up to a series of step-down transformers and gears and rods until it functions as a motor for your pencil sharpener.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291388)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:37 PM
Author: Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard

ty, I will use this analogy in my next note.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291393)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:41 PM
Author: Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard

My favorite quote, while not as tawdry as the previous ones, came at the end of the paper.

"When, in the context of the philosophy of the limit, we consider the conventional pleasures of sport...we see the simulation of desire in the territorial project that transforms the puissance of the human connection into a pouvoir of dominance and submission. Competitive sport, therefore is a profoundly unethical way to organize desire."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291423)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard



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Date: November 17th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: poppy nubile step-uncle's house lettuce

This has to be a flame!!!

"Brian Pronger"?

Edit: guy is real http://www.ryerson.ca/library/subjects/sexdiv/pronger.html?SEARCH=Pronger,,Brian,1953

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13292350)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 8:04 PM
Author: Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard

*orders a copy of "Body Fascism" for my grandma's birthday*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13292943)



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Date: September 22nd, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: godawful shrine



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: arrogant marvelous indian lodge



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Date: November 18th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: arrogant marvelous indian lodge



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Date: December 3rd, 2009 12:20 AM
Author: Cordovan galvanic address haunted graveyard



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Date: January 1st, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: tripping newt forum



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Date: January 1st, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: odious tanning salon dragon



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Date: February 14th, 2010 1:16 PM
Author: Gay stain nowag



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Date: March 8th, 2010 4:23 PM
Author: arrogant marvelous indian lodge



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Date: March 8th, 2010 5:46 PM
Author: tripping newt forum

this guy is being nominated for an obama cabinet spot

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#14334071)



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Date: August 24th, 2010 12:28 AM
Author: tripping newt forum



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Date: August 24th, 2010 12:31 AM
Author: offensive coral corn cake dilemma



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Date: September 22nd, 2010 6:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser Mildly Autistic Box Office Idiot



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Date: December 6th, 2011 10:24 PM
Author: Pungent submissive cuckold



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Date: November 8th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Solved



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