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Date: December 2nd, 2009 1:36 AM Author: judgmental self-centered boistinker but my trans-galactic communication device is damaged. need help signaling my homeworld. had to post on this board so as to avoid interview with local news network. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421264) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 1:53 AM Author: Ivory hairraiser mother hell Good luck with that. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421404) |
Date: December 2nd, 2009 1:52 AM Author: judgmental self-centered boistinker (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421400) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 2:08 AM Author: Disrespectful piazza Starfleet to scoutship, please give your position, Over. I'm in orbit around the third planet from the star called the sun. Over. You mean its the earth? Over. Positive. It is known to have some form of intelligent species. Over. I think we should take a look.
Strange beautiful grass of green, With your majestic silver seas Your mysterious mountains I wish to see closer May I land my kinky machine
Strange beautiful grass of green, With your majestic silver seas Your mysterious mountains I wish to see closer May I land my kinky machine
Although your world wonders me, With your majestic and superior cackling hen Your people I do not understand, So to you I shall put an end And you'll Never hear Surf music again
Secret Oh, secret Oh Shhhh... |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 2:12 AM Author: deranged fear-inspiring stag film I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8... |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 2:13 AM Author: judgmental self-centered boistinker on my planet Jimi Hendrix is contraband material (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421573) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 2:10 AM Author: khaki irradiated national What do you think about the life here? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421552) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 2:21 AM Author: judgmental self-centered boistinker I dispise its unoriginality. That's why I lurk XO when not on duty. My planet is not about the 'fuck bitches/get money' mentality. We pride ourselves on subtlety and creativity. on my planet, people who do something similar to "poasting" are considered celebrities. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421601) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 2:24 AM Author: khaki irradiated national lol i enjoyed this. ty. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421616) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 2:10 AM Author: sienna greedy degenerate organic girlfriend flame (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421558) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 2:12 AM Author: judgmental self-centered boistinker no I am really in outer space right now. my species cannot fabricate or "troll" as your people would call it (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421564) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 2:13 AM Author: Learning Disabled Masturbator do you like kobe bryant (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421578) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 2:17 AM Author: judgmental self-centered boistinker his smug attitude and selfishness with the ball has made him revered among my people (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421586) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 2:23 AM Author: Disrespectful piazza how about mitt romney? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421610) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 2:25 AM Author: judgmental self-centered boistinker his abstinance only education plan was perhaps the wisest decision of any modern leader. it is too bad that the males of your society are so beta that they could not enforce said policy. on my planet teens do not become pregnant for fear of death (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421622) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 2:13 AM Author: Talented Nudist Volcanic Crater Sandwich subtlest 180. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421577) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 2:23 AM Author: thirsty frum parlor How did you get an offer in BigPlanetMonitoring? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421613) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 2:29 AM Author: judgmental self-centered boistinker who says Earth is BPM? widely credited throughout the galaxy as TTT. you should see the 180 planets. planets where they invented a drug combo of crack and heroin with no side effects, or where machines really have enslaved man. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421641) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 2:32 AM Author: thirsty frum parlor Sorry about your tiny pink TTT Sattelite University bro. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421656) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 2:40 AM Author: judgmental self-centered boistinker yeah I originally got into an alpha school. but one semester I transfered to an all opposite gender school on an exchange, and flamed all the girls there online because I wasn't getting any. I got expelled and had to transfer. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421710) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 2:55 AM Author: thirsty frum parlor None of this happened. You monitored someone else doing it and you aspired to such greatness. The truth of the matter is much more simple, and sad.
Your passage into this world was unremarkable, being observed by a slightly stoned physician and your mother, her martian labia drooling with spend. You showed very little promise from an early age. When other children were monitoring household pets you were perplexed by the simpliest of houseplants. Your father took to the drink with shame, ruining the family. Your mother could not see the truth through her pride.
And so you ambled aimlessly through life, monitoring the odd vegetable here or the errant armoire there. Your marks in school were average. You attempted interchanges with the fairer aspect of your species, but your inadequacy as a monitor weighed against you. One particularly charitable female offered you the opportunity to run a level 3 diagnostic on her protuberances and walked away in disgust when you could barely muster an auxiliary scan.
And so you were shamed. An outcast even among the mediocre. Seeking redemption, you took the Long Satelite Admission Test. Not surprising, your score was unremarkable. You were admitted to what you referred as a "regional powerhouse." No one objected since your "region" was a Class 4 Waste Dump. You graduated slightly below the median and passed the Ballistic Academy Run on your third attempt. After sleepless nights and countless applications, you obtained your position here. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 2:58 AM Author: judgmental self-centered boistinker "odd vegetable here or the errant armoire there." ftw (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421809) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 3:01 AM Author: thirsty frum parlor I know of your story sir, and I embrace you despite it. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421818) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 3:03 AM Author: judgmental self-centered boistinker thanks. my inadequacy actually stemmed from an incident at a young age wherein my father accidentally put some LSD in my coke. that's where my fascination with minitoring vegetables began. I was going to go into agriculture but, the unions these days. it is actually much harder than it looks trying to make sense of human occurances and report back. try explaining Miley Cyrus to my superiors, heh. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421828) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 3:05 AM Author: thirsty frum parlor You have to play the politics man. I'd send back shots of some zebra douching around the desert and keep compromising information of world leaders for extortion on reserve. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421835) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 3:18 AM Author: judgmental self-centered boistinker just wait til I find a way to export nicotine to my homeworld. in all my studies it has eluded me as to the nature of its prevalancy. I have come to the conclusion that the importance of the whys is approaching zero. what remains is that it works. they won't know why they're doing it but they will all be doing it. then I will retire to Zebulon 9 and start my own hatchery like I always dreamed. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421875) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 2:31 AM Author: thirsty frum parlor 10001101 10010110 01001010101 00110101! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13421649) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2009 3:50 PM Author: judgmental self-centered boistinker (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#13424459) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:37 PM Author: fjordsmen (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1152993&forum_id=2#50227011) |