Date: December 30th, 2009 9:31 PM Author: cerebral windowlicker circlehead
Episode One: Mr. Bothered's students ask him to chaperone the big dance, but his smart mouth student Stinky says Mr. Bothered can't get a date. Hilarity ensues, and Mr. Bothered eventually teaches the kids how to do the Hustle.
Date: December 30th, 2009 9:33 PM Author: Mauve cruise ship elastic band
Episode Two: When the bus driver shows up drunk on the morning of the aquarium field trip, it's up to Mr. Bothered to save the day... but with 30 wisecracking kids on board, it won't be easy!
Date: December 30th, 2009 9:38 PM Author: cerebral windowlicker circlehead
Episode Three: Mr. Bothered has a flashback to Vietnam and hides under his desk for all of Trig class. This is the Veterans day episode, and ends with a PSA from the cast.
Date: December 30th, 2009 9:42 PM Author: laughsome buff electric furnace skinny woman
Episode Four: In this Very Special Episode, Mr. Bothered contracts Swine Flu from one of his students. He is taken to the hospital, where he has visions of Bothered Past and Bothered Future. His students then visit him in a show of support... but Taighlor's "creepy" get-well gift makes Mr. Bothered squirm!
Date: December 30th, 2009 9:44 PM Author: cerebral windowlicker circlehead
Episode Five: Election Season! When one of Mr. Bothered's gay Puerto Rican students stumps for Obama, Mr. Bothered drops the N-bomb -- Nationalized Healthcare!
Date: December 30th, 2009 9:50 PM Author: laughsome buff electric furnace skinny woman
Episode Six: Love is in bloom in Mr. Bothered's house - but when Mr. Bothered can't get along with his mom's new boyfriend, he takes his frustrations out in class during a science experiment. Guest-starring Ludacris as Bothered's mama's new beau!
Episode 7: Due to extremely low ratings, the network asks the writers to end the show in dramatic fashion: A gang of Bothered's most ragtag and rebellious students encounter him at a food court in the mall. Bothered gets into an altercation with one of them, then accidentally calls him a "ni**er." The youth then stabs bothered in the throat as the credits roll for the last time.
Date: December 30th, 2009 9:55 PM Author: cerebral windowlicker circlehead
Episode Seven: When Mr. Bothered's class wins an appearance by a pro-athlete (Major League Baseball's Barry Zito), Mr. Bothered needs to defend his honor the only way he knows how...PING PONG!
Date: December 30th, 2009 10:02 PM Author: laughsome buff electric furnace skinny woman
Episode Eight: It's talent show season, and Mr. Bothered is adrift after students vote him Faculty King as a joke. But with the help of some spring-heeled shoes and a turntable, Mr. Bothered might just surprise everyone.
Date: December 30th, 2009 10:09 PM Author: cerebral windowlicker circlehead
Episode Nine: When the mathletes get chewed out by Coach Bothered right before State for a Pythagorean fiasco, how can Mr. Bothered regain their respect? Guest starring Law and Order's Vincent D'onofrio as Mr. Bothered's nemesis, Coach McNulty.
Date: December 31st, 2009 2:23 PM Author: laughsome buff electric furnace skinny woman
Episode 10: After a delivery truck smashes into his car, Mr. Bothered has to ride the schoolbus to work. But when a bullied young student turns to Mr. Bothered for help, he realizes that a teacher's job doesn't end with the final bell.
The class is excited when Ms. Stanberry (Brooke Hogan) subs for an ill Mr. Bothered. But after seeing her big toes, the kids have a carwash to raise money for Mr. Bothered's AZT treatment.
Date: February 17th, 2010 11:38 PM Author: laughsome buff electric furnace skinny woman
Episode 12: To teach the kids about biology, Mr. Bothered has the class raise a tilapia named Roy. But when students find out about Mr. Bothered's "fishy" plans for dinner, it's time for a midnight jailbreak!
Date: February 19th, 2010 7:18 PM Author: cerebral windowlicker circlehead
Episode 13: Hamster Death and Taxes
When Mr. Bothered discovers an error on his taxes, he goes to no ends to right the wrong and call out the Liberals--at the expense of Ronnie Reagan, the class hamster. With a dead pet on his hands, and a class full of suspicious students, Mr. Bothered's lies dig him in deeper and deeper, just like our national debt!
Date: February 21st, 2010 10:05 PM Author: hyperventilating excitant halford
Episode 14: How Do You Spell 'Bully'?
When Mr. Bothered receives a new student less interested in math and English and more interested in skipping class and threatening the other students, it looks like a long difficult semester awaits Mr. B and the gang. But after Mr. Bothered learns that this new student may simply be hiding a shameful secret, he straps on his teaching cap to show that literacy opens up a world that knuckle sandwiches can't.
Date: March 1st, 2010 4:20 PM Author: laughsome buff electric furnace skinny woman
Episode 15: The "G" Bee Blues
When a bright young student named Sanjit makes it to the final round of National Geographic's annual bee, the whole school stands behind him - except Mr. Bothered, who shocks everyone by storming off during Sanjit's farewell assembly.
But when Sanjit prepares by watching tapes of old bees from the 1970's, he finds something shocking, and begins to understand why Mr. Bothered just wants the whole tournament to "bee" gone for good.
Date: March 3rd, 2010 11:26 PM Author: laughsome buff electric furnace skinny woman
Episode 16: The Ides of Junie
Mr. Bothered has the hots for the school's new speech therapist, Miss Junie Chang. But when he fakes a stutter just to get some time alone with her, she feels betrayed - and runs right into the arms of a fellow newbie: Vice Principal Hoffstadter!
Can Mr. Bothered get Junie back, or is it Mission: Im"Hoff"able? Guest-starring Sandra Oh, and introducing celebrity chef Guy Fieri in a new recurring role.
Date: March 4th, 2010 9:07 PM Author: laughsome buff electric furnace skinny woman
Episode 17: Cell-Hell Follies
In this Important Episode, Mr. Bothered faces a crisis after several of his students are caught "sexting" - exchanging lurid photographs via their cellphones.
With the cops involved, Mr. Bothered knows he must teach his class about digital safety - but with his mom's fiancé constantly hogging the home computer, he's got no choice but to do his homework with the kids in the school's tech lab - and you won't believe what antics ensue!
Guest-starring Ludacris as Bothered's mama's hubby-to-be.
Date: March 5th, 2010 6:45 PM Author: hyperventilating excitant halford
Episode 19: Speak, Memory
Hoping to punish his least favorite teacher, Vice Principal Hoffstadter requires Mr. Bothered to teach the boys' baseball team after Coach Culpepper quits to follow Garth Brooks on tour. All goes well until a stray pop fly catches Mr. Bothered by surprise---and causes him to lose his memory!
With the help of his students, Mr. Bothered must try to recall not only the quadratic equation, but also how to drive a car, order hot lunch, and get free sodas from the vending machine by the library.
Guest starring Ashlee Simpson as the school nurse who seeks to find a cure to Mr. Bothered's amnesia.
Date: March 5th, 2010 11:10 PM Author: laughsome buff electric furnace skinny woman
Episode 20: Something In The Water (Does Look Like Soot)
While getting a drink from the fountain near his class, something goes wrong, and Mr. Bothered gets a mouthful of filthy brown water. After the maintenance folks can't figure out what's up, Mr. Bothered's science class traces back the pipes, and discovers a filthy secret - a factory dumping waste into a nearby stream!
But when the head of the factory refuses to make repairs, it's time for Mr. Bothered's class to fight "dirty" - with an anti-pollution rap vid that makes an internet splash, and gets the governor's attention.
Guest-starring real-life Toronto mayor David Miller as Governor Douglass.
Date: March 9th, 2010 1:57 PM Author: laughsome buff electric furnace skinny woman
Episode 21: A Snitcher in the Woodpile
Mr. Bothered is taken by surprise when Vice Principal Hoffstadter accuses him of taking school supplies home without authorization, and using a computer program to print way more pages than his allotment. But how did the veep find out?
With a snitch on the prowl, it's time for Undercover Bothered to dig up some dirt of his own... but what he finds stuns EVERYONE.
Date: March 15th, 2010 7:26 PM Author: laughsome buff electric furnace skinny woman
Episode 22: Who Mocks the Mock-Men?
After a new student in a wheelchair transfers to Mr. Bothered's school, the school installs special ramps and lifts to get him up the stairs.
But when other students start using the ramps for dangerous skateboard tricks, Mr. Bothered makes a bad move, and tries to show his "hip" side by joining right in... until he ends up crumpled against the wall. Can Mr. Bothered explain this one away, or will Vice Principal Hoffstadter finally get what he needs to half-pipe him right off the campus for good?
Date: March 15th, 2010 7:58 PM Author: cerebral windowlicker circlehead
Episode 23: Erection Season
Mr. Bothered agrees to help run the campaign of the Tea Party candidate for class president.
But when his Asian candidate "becomes a man" on stage at the sight of a white girl, it's up to Mr. Bothered to persuade the Junior class that a vote for raised pants is a vote for lowered soda prices!
Date: March 16th, 2010 6:30 PM Author: laughsome buff electric furnace skinny woman
EPISODES 24 and 25 - A SPECIAL ONE-HOUR SEASON FINALE!
With summer vacation on the way, Mr. Bothered is troubled by mysterious dreams about being back in high school, and failing a class required to graduate.
Though he shrugs them off, they soon come back to haunt him in the form of Mr. Benedict, Bothered's old senior-year chemistry teacher. When Mr. Benedict comes back to visit the school, the staff finds his old gradebook - and finds out Mr. Bothered failed his final exam!
Now, with the school administration hopping mad, and his college threatening to revoke his degree, Mr. Bothered has one shot left to pass chem once and for all - in five days!
Featuring a very special guest appearance by former British Prime Minister JOHN MAJOR as Mr. Benedict.
Date: February 17th, 2010 11:19 PM Author: laughsome buff electric furnace skinny woman
Halloween Special: It's the last day of school before halloween night, but a freak snowstorm blocks the roads and cuts the power, forcing Mr. Bothered's class to shelter in the only place with any heat - the creepy old basement boiler room! But they may not be the ONLY guests down there...
Date: February 19th, 2010 7:31 PM Author: french pit
how about "The b Files," where bothered runs around the world trying to unravel a mysterious liberal plot to turn america into a socialist hellhole, also with aliens?
Date: March 16th, 2010 6:56 PM Author: nofapping pearl potus
"But when other students start using the ramps for dangerous skateboard tricks, Mr. Bothered makes a bad move, and tries to show his "hip" side by joining right in... until he ends up crumpled against the wall. "
I LMFAO for like 2 minutes picturing this. thanks for making me look like an idiot at werk.
Date: April 9th, 2010 11:07 PM Author: laughsome buff electric furnace skinny woman
SUMMERTIME SPECIAL: Mr. Bothered and John Quiñones - The Real Deal
In this two-hour special, the real-life actor who plays Mr. Bothered teams up with veteran reporter John Quiñones to answer questions from teens around the nation about issues they all face.
Am I ready for sex? What if some of my friends are in "the wrong crowd?" Should I use steroids to make the team? My dad rapes me - chances at Dickinson?
Bothered and Quiñones answer all these questions and more - with the help of some very special surprise guests.