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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: At-the-ready Arousing Parlour Water Buffalo I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.
Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.
I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.
I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.
I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.
To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.
I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:29 PM Author: Odious topaz feces It's too bad your talent couldnt be put to better use. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235126) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM Author: Apoplectic personal credit line office you should submit your stories for publication. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235137) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM Author: mentally impaired cuck hall Guy sitting next to fjackie at the library: What's so funny? Me: "I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties." Guy: Dude, what's your problem? |
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Date: July 4th, 2008 12:30 AM Author: yapping locus love of her life i know this is a three year old post, but i can't resist: that is false. guys don't call girls "dude." that is something that either a) a girl WISHES would happen or b) a guy would say to another guy. i think B is the more likely scenario, because there aren't very many actual females on this board but a lot of fakers. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9943332) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: ocher hairraiser multi-billionaire You've done better. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235139) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: Jet-lagged hateful base circlehead IB? |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:59 PM Author: At-the-ready Arousing Parlour Water Buffalo (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235924) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: Bossy big church building don't go to any pizza joints this week. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235142) |
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Date: July 6th, 2005 11:39 PM Author: Poppy nursing home faggotry Excellent
" Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd" |
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Date: June 8th, 2006 5:05 PM Author: pearly razzle stain market infinity to the fucking infinity (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940659) |
Date: March 1st, 2005 4:33 PM Author: mentally impaired cuck hall By the way I think this guy might be a shill for Sbarro. What's with all the mentions? That is some fucking TTT food-court pizza if I ever tasted it. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235160) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:35 PM Author: At-the-ready Arousing Parlour Water Buffalo Now that you mention it, I think I did reference Sbarro in a previous post. Chalk it up to coincidence...I quit eating there after I found a fingernail in my pasta salad. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235174) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM Author: mentally impaired cuck hall So did she get the dinner shit in the mouth, or was it the breakfast shit? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235198) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM Author: At-the-ready Arousing Parlour Water Buffalo Breakfast shit...it was the smaller portion of the log as that meal would be smaller than dinner. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235226) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:37 PM Author: Apoplectic personal credit line office This is what neoconned should strive to be. Almost Sforza-esque. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235189) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM Author: Jet-lagged hateful base circlehead Who's to say this isn't neoconned? It's obviously someone who's been posting for a long time. They've achieved a certain masterful synthesis of RWA's bum story and the infamous library shiteater yarn. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235203) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM Author: At-the-ready Arousing Parlour Water Buffalo I am new here...and I assure you I only post under a single name. I have simply been blessed with the ability to communicate my feelings about both niggers and assmeat. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235219) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:41 PM Author: Apoplectic personal credit line office because neoconned has never been funny, whereas alabama is almost always funny.
RWA is not nearly as creative, though he is offensive too - theres a personality difference to the posts. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM Author: Jet-lagged hateful base circlehead I'm not saying this *is* either RWA or whoever wrote the shiteater story, but clearly that's who they're imitating. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM Author: At-the-ready Arousing Parlour Water Buffalo I actually am not imitating anyone. To be quite honest, I couldn't finish that shiteater story...whoever wrote that has both a strong stomach and a gift. You are correct that both this story and the shiteater story involve the consumption of feces, but that is the end of the overlap. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235260) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:42 PM Author: mentally impaired cuck hall I already cracked the code. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142809&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:44 PM Author: Jet-lagged hateful base circlehead There's about a 0% chance of that being the case. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM Author: Lascivious Therapy Cuckoldry If this guy really is plucot, that's quite a character change to go from articulate and creative to incomprehensible and moronic. Impressive, I'd say. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235279) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM Author: mentally impaired cuck hall Yeah, hard to imagine how one person could write something as beautiful as the above, and then turn around and and whine incomprehensibly about how we should all just get along. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235293) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM Author: At-the-ready Arousing Parlour Water Buffalo I do not want to get along. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235300) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:50 PM Author: autistic goyim exactly, which makes it unlikely that you're also plucot (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235307) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM Author: mentally impaired cuck hall But plucot probably has all kinds of repressed racial hatred since she is a camel-riding dothead, after all. Maybe this is how she acts out. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235318) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:54 PM Author: autistic goyim Almost certainly, but I'm sure she would express it in an abjectly stupid manner. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235337) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:55 PM Author: Apoplectic personal credit line office nothing was so frustrating as talking to her about bill cosby yesterday. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235343) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:56 PM Author: Jet-lagged hateful base circlehead What thread was that? |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM Author: judgmental henna piazza neoconned wasn't funny, or a storyteller. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235249) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM Author: Jet-lagged hateful base circlehead Knobgobbler. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM Author: Sepia low-t ape For some reason, the highlight of that story may be his mispelling of "pewp". (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235316) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:52 PM Author: Brindle outnumbered scourge upon the earth telephone LOL, I was about to say the exact same thing. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235322) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:13 PM Author: At-the-ready Arousing Parlour Water Buffalo Had to be. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235510) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:06 PM Author: mentally impaired cuck hall What gave it away? The dot or the towel? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235442) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:26 AM Author: Irate Nofapping Legend Old Irish Cottage LOL, I think the exact same thing. I am still laughing at that. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435160) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM Author: Sepia low-t ape Subject: Horrid yet thrilling (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235284) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 8:04 PM Author: At-the-ready Arousing Parlour Water Buffalo I humbly accept your praise. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2236613) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:06 PM Author: Olive vengeful meetinghouse potus ... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251820) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:08 PM Author: mentally impaired cuck hall I laughed all over again... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251832) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:10 PM Author: Olive vengeful meetinghouse potus (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251840) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:11 PM Author: At-the-ready Arousing Parlour Water Buffalo glad to bring some sunshine to your day. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251841) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:13 PM Author: Walnut stirring crotch This would make a great HLS essay. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251856) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:22 PM Author: Bossy big church building "I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties."
best line of the post
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:24 PM Author: mentally impaired cuck hall The AdComm would throw the file into the "ADMIT" pile right about at "pewp." (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251899) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:38 PM Author: mentally impaired cuck hall Good use of mosey'ed. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2296014) |
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Date: March 28th, 2005 11:59 PM Author: Olive vengeful meetinghouse potus (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2434927) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:18 AM Author: Bossy big church building this was a classic. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435092) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:19 AM Author: Olive vengeful meetinghouse potus (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435096) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:29 AM Author: cerebral point marketing idea I almost feel bad about forcing him into retirement with the blowjobs in auschwitz thread. It's a shame the Golden Age of Racism has ended. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435182) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:32 AM Author: Bossy big church building I'm sure it will flourish again (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435201) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:33 AM Author: Irate Nofapping Legend Old Irish Cottage As it has in the past. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435209) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:33 AM Author: wonderful quadroon This never gets old. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435205) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:37 AM Author: provocative french hell weed whacker Holy Shit this is classic. I couldn't stop laughing the whole way through. I also loved the Holocaust semen reference though never saw the original. Anybody know what thread its in? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435232) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 1:06 AM Author: cerebral point marketing idea you talking about the "did jew bitches give blowjobs in Auschwitz for the protein?" thread (as mentioned in Leiter Reports)? Do a search. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435471) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:43 AM Author: Vibrant tantric parlor kitty cat OMG, 180!! I just read this for the first time. Can't believe what I missed. A true gem. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435269) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2007 9:19 PM Author: Cracking Cyan Macaca (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8973756) |
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Date: May 30th, 2005 8:50 PM Author: Dull psychic (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2891901) |
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Date: June 1st, 2005 5:18 PM Author: Dull psychic (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2906585) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 2:59 PM Author: Sepia low-t ape How rewd (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2913863) |
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Date: July 6th, 2005 11:26 PM Author: pink depressive In honor of alabama. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210318) |
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Date: July 6th, 2005 11:27 PM Author: At-the-ready Arousing Parlour Water Buffalo i'm only back for a few minutes. wanted to see how you all were doing. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210325) |
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Date: July 6th, 2005 11:34 PM Author: drunken mexican trust fund Beautiful bump, classic thread. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210425) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:38 PM Author: Bearded Deranged Hissy Fit Set (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731608) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:42 PM Author: aphrodisiac beta ceo first time i saw this. i nearly shat myself reading it. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731624) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:45 PM Author: Bearded Deranged Hissy Fit Set You've NEVER seen this before?! It's a classic. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731643) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM Author: aphrodisiac beta ceo nope, i hadnt. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731651) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM Author: Tripping Dilemma haha, I've never actually read this before today (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731656) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:52 PM Author: spectacular police squad dingle berry racist (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731703) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 9:22 PM Author: Bossy big church building a classic (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731938) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 9:46 PM Author: elite codepig most excellent. ("offensive," racist, etc; count me as being properly opposed, this is what's wrong with . . . etc, etc.) keep them coming. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3732116) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 12:07 PM Author: Irate Nofapping Legend Old Irish Cottage (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3985987) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 8:16 PM Author: multi-colored buff area wow, this is offensive. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4190135) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:32 PM Author: multi-colored buff area why is nobody outraged at this? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191727) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:34 PM Author: saffron chapel electric furnace I'm outraged a perfectly good turd was ruined by landing on a nigger. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191753) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:35 PM Author: multi-colored buff area It landed in her mouth, how is this not outrageous? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191766) |
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Date: February 24th, 2006 5:27 PM Author: multi-colored buff area Come on! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5176200) |
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Date: February 24th, 2006 5:30 PM Author: Violent Beady-eyed National Headpube dinner is served (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5176219) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2005 12:09 AM Author: Electric jet internal respiration fat ankles I'm offended it took you 8 months to respond. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191998) |
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Date: November 4th, 2005 6:55 PM Author: multi-colored buff area this stuff is wrong (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214197) |
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Date: November 4th, 2005 6:48 PM Author: Awkward sex offender ha ha. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214149) |
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Date: November 4th, 2005 6:53 PM Author: aphrodisiac beta ceo i finally saw an Sbarro box about a month ago, and can fully appreciate the post. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214182) |
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Date: November 27th, 2005 6:42 PM Author: Flickering New Version AA has gone too farrrrrrr! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4396817) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:46 AM Author: crusty ruby round eye coldplay fan the beauty is the double meaning of 'breaking point' (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436812) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:41 AM Author: Chocolate swashbuckling stage queen of the night Wow, I just got that. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4912066) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:48 AM Author: trip mad-dog skullcap (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436838) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:00 AM Author: excitant coral french chef I laughed so hard I started crying. I had to leave the library. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436958) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:04 AM Author: Cordovan supple theatre jew same (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4438900) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:08 AM Author: Bossy big church building possibly the greatest post ever. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4438925) |
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Date: May 28th, 2007 10:46 PM Author: Zombie-like Theater Stage i think so (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8181172) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 12:49 PM Author: Bossy big church building (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4457890) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 12:56 PM Author: aromatic plum brunch milk So this is the writing it takes to get into Yale. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4457922) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 1:31 PM Author: motley red immigrant organic girlfriend Flame. No WAY you had Dom Perignon. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458118) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: Internet-worthy bawdyhouse degenerate i was laughing to the point of tears. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458163) |
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Date: January 5th, 2006 8:26 PM Author: fiercely-loyal school (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4744483) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 10:16 AM Author: fiercely-loyal school (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4748426) |
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Date: January 13th, 2006 8:19 AM Author: Frozen Black Woman Bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4804978) |
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Date: January 18th, 2006 9:38 AM Author: fiercely-loyal school (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4847120) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 1:07 PM Author: drab locale awesome (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4856901) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:12 AM Author: nubile toilet seat corner I was hoping this thread wouldn't survive yesterday's glitch. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911928) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:23 AM Author: Flickering New Version it's the details that make this post one of the richest in xoxo history. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911973) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:28 AM Author: Flickering New Version the funny thing is the writing ranges from the pedestrian to stunningly evocative imagery and inspired choice of words. i would love to see a full-length final draft of the narrator's battle with the darker forces among us (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911996) |
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Date: February 9th, 2006 1:21 AM Author: translucent massive pit you might be the worst writer on here, evan. please stop. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035705) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:04 AM Author: Flickering New Version good point! i am the worst writer here. what should i do? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163077) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 7:34 PM Author: fiercely-loyal school (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4978520) |
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Date: February 6th, 2006 8:00 PM Author: Violent Beady-eyed National Headpube (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5013313) |
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Date: February 9th, 2006 1:14 AM Author: translucent massive pit best thread EVER. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035639) |
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Date: February 15th, 2006 8:01 PM Author: fiercely-loyal school (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5097830) |
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Date: February 15th, 2006 8:08 PM Author: Laughsome Insane Lodge The thing is, it's so detailed that I can't believe it didn't really happen. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5097882) |
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Date: February 16th, 2006 11:21 AM Author: exhilarant masturbator indian lodge lolz (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5102607) |
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Date: February 17th, 2006 4:55 AM Author: Laughsome Insane Lodge Bump! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5110864) |
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Date: February 17th, 2006 4:57 AM Author: cerebral point marketing idea hahaha, did the po' little cracker have his feelings hurt? is that why you're bumping this, to make you feel better? fag. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5110872) |
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Date: February 19th, 2006 3:12 AM Author: crusty ruby round eye coldplay fan bump. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128948) |
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Date: February 19th, 2006 3:13 AM Author: smoky space persian Ha. From the vault. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128955) |
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Date: February 19th, 2006 3:13 AM Author: Khaki mental disorder You throw turds? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128958) |
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Date: February 19th, 2006 3:14 AM Author: crusty ruby round eye coldplay fan He just couldn't take it anymore. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128960) |
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Date: February 21st, 2006 8:52 PM Author: fiercely-loyal school (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5151776) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:00 AM Author: umber fragrant windowlicker (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163058) |
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Date: March 21st, 2006 12:34 PM Author: Violent Beady-eyed National Headpube (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5389696) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 11:55 AM Author: At-the-ready Arousing Parlour Water Buffalo Still going strong 13 months later. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5533982) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 11:56 AM Author: lilac bat shit crazy sanctuary you still post here? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5533988) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:04 PM Author: lilac bat shit crazy sanctuary strom isn't that smart (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534042) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:11 PM Author: Soul-stirring double fault just like your retirement thread which was so fuckin lame where you said you were sorry for being a racist and you didnt really mean it. dumbass fag (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534083) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:12 PM Author: Duck-like abode bbw we're still supposed to be impressed by this? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534100) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:06 PM Author: transparent passionate corn cake philosopher-king racist drivel (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534056) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:16 PM Author: godawful deer antler location Wrong, just wrong. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534119) |
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Date: April 18th, 2006 8:07 PM Author: Thriller becky wow. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5606680) |
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Date: April 18th, 2006 9:47 PM Author: erotic crawly home nibblets nigga plz (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5607215) |
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Date: April 30th, 2006 6:24 PM Author: Marvelous Angry Place Of Business Filthpig do you see why this is the greatest post in xo history? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5688411) |
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Date: May 4th, 2006 8:24 PM Author: fiercely-loyal school (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715230) |
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Date: May 4th, 2006 8:57 PM Author: Flickering New Version (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715455) |
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Date: May 4th, 2006 9:23 PM Author: Flickering New Version (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715612) |
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Date: May 4th, 2006 9:25 PM Author: maniacal nowag This post is racist. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715624) |
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Date: May 25th, 2006 6:51 PM Author: Dull psychic Your searing analysis is mindblowing. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5853747) |
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Date: May 25th, 2006 7:19 PM Author: Marvelous Angry Place Of Business Filthpig too early (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5853925) |
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Date: May 25th, 2006 7:41 PM Author: Dull psychic ? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5854096) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 9:24 PM Author: fiercely-loyal school (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5761253) |
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Date: May 21st, 2006 8:58 PM Author: Marvelous Angry Place Of Business Filthpig (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5828509) |
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Date: June 8th, 2006 5:01 PM Author: glassy spot wagecucks Why would you do such a thing? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940632) |
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Date: June 8th, 2006 7:22 PM Author: Dull psychic Easily the best post ever. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5941716) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2006 7:48 PM Author: glassy spot wagecucks This is a disgusting thread. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6056207) |
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Date: June 26th, 2006 9:30 PM Author: Thriller becky Remember like McCoy and Spock's brain (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6078711) |
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Date: July 4th, 2006 9:34 PM Author: ruddy range Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: alabamajdesq
I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.
Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.
I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.
I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.
I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.
To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.
I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate.
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Date: July 6th, 2006 7:52 PM Author: exciting cowardly halford stead i feel like this thread needs to be bumped periodically for anyone who hasn't read it (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6154119) |
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Date: July 10th, 2006 6:33 PM Author: fiercely-loyal school (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6180629) |
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Date: July 13th, 2006 9:38 PM Author: fiercely-loyal school Kill, would you have shot alabamajdesq with your new gun if he did this to you? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6206166) |
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Date: September 18th, 2006 2:12 AM Author: Racy maroon station Bumped for the new HLS crowd (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6634097) |
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Date: October 1st, 2006 12:41 AM Author: Know-it-all Sapphire State Volcanic Crater (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6707125) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 5:25 PM Author: Rusted Irradiated Foreskin Center It's back. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6783087) |
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Date: November 19th, 2006 3:56 PM Author: adventurous shrine jewess (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7026889) |
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Date: December 13th, 2006 10:56 PM Author: At-the-ready Arousing Parlour Water Buffalo (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215123) |
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Date: December 13th, 2006 10:56 PM Author: maize talented mood dragon got any more 'nuggets' for us, or just riding out the old glory? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215129) |
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Date: December 13th, 2006 10:58 PM Author: At-the-ready Arousing Parlour Water Buffalo I live in the past... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215142) |
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Date: December 13th, 2006 11:00 PM Author: Unhinged titillating sound barrier temple NIGGER. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215156) |
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Date: December 13th, 2006 11:01 PM Author: At-the-ready Arousing Parlour Water Buffalo ching chang chong. ding. dang....dong. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215168) |
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Date: December 13th, 2006 10:59 PM Author: maize talented mood dragon "It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place." is clearly the better line (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215148) |
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Date: December 18th, 2006 4:05 AM Author: Heady theater juggernaut (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7248689) |
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Date: December 18th, 2006 4:06 AM Author: Buck-toothed really tough guy hairy legs who bumped this? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7248702) |
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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 PM Author: Laughsome Insane Lodge Bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8013346) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 10:42 PM Author: 180 stag film Bump for GTO's hiring committee. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8056755) |
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Date: May 20th, 2007 12:29 PM Author: Stimulating Green Field WGWAG (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8143777) |
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Date: June 16th, 2007 3:24 AM Author: mind-boggling den hominid Damn this is offensive (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8262159) |
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Date: July 12th, 2007 9:47 PM Author: Submissive avocado regret shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8375793) |
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Date: July 26th, 2007 1:24 AM Author: self-absorbed puppy ticket booth why on earth did you bump this? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436240) |
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Date: July 26th, 2007 1:25 AM Author: Startling Rehab the fuck is your problem?? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436245) |
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Date: July 26th, 2007 1:25 AM Author: crusty ruby round eye coldplay fan alabamajd
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Date: August 10th, 2007 12:33 AM Author: Black step-uncle's house (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8497230) |
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Date: September 19th, 2007 11:56 PM Author: grizzly principal's office NIGGER (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8665060) |
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Date: September 30th, 2007 9:09 PM Author: Dead vivacious public bath pozpig Oh no. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8711096) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2007 8:56 PM Author: Comical Mildly Autistic Selfie Giraffe Oh yes. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8801480) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 4:04 AM Author: crystalline soggy cuckold a gift from me to the xoxo noobs (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8821509) |
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Date: January 29th, 2008 10:40 PM Author: Razzmatazz Legal Warrant NO. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241454) |
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Date: January 29th, 2008 10:42 PM Author: Razzmatazz Legal Warrant i beg to differ, whokebe. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241465) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2008 9:35 PM Author: Razzmatazz Legal Warrant i think i saw this happen. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9423498) |
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