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Girlfriend broke both her arms, now I have to wipe her ass.

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was it because you got her poo on your hand
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: burgundy concupiscible box office place of business

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars. She used both her arms to brace for the fall and fractured both of her arms, forcing her to wear dual casts for 6 weeks. Now I have to wipe her ass. I haven't done it yet but we've discussed it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804784)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: bisexual french chef dilemma

Fuck, are you flaming, fag?

Does she live with you or wtf?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804806)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: burgundy concupiscible box office place of business

Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for two years.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804813)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: bistre electric persian

is she White

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804858)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: burgundy concupiscible box office place of business

yes why

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804861)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: aromatic alcoholic trailer park puppy

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: bistre electric persian

LOL BROTHER JUST LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804870)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: shimmering rehab

get out now brother

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804899)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: lascivious scarlet national

FUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKK

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: Vigorous learning disabled nursing home newt

180

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:58 PM
Author: pink spot



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: Lavender House-broken Theater Stage

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805300)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: well-lubricated carnelian pit

prepare ur anus

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:14 PM
Author: submissive macaca

epic selfpwn

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:44 PM
Author: Wine sex offender



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: bateful church

LOL BROTHER

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832930)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: multi-colored library

TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE

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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:14 AM
Author: bistre electric persian



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: Silver reading party

LOL just LOL

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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:24 AM
Author: boyish coiffed property immigrant

lol just lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923991)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 9:02 AM
Author: Hairraiser rambunctious den



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:22 AM
Author: bistre electric persian



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: Buff balding chapel candlestick maker

yourfukked

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004344)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: translucent principal's office roommate

LOL

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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:22 AM
Author: Out-of-control Hell

http://compare.ebay.com/like/150386529967?var=lv&ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar

Gotta hand this round to the Euros.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19005239)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: snowy indecent mad cow disease filthpig

lucky sob

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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:23 AM
Author: Self-centered Telephone Site



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: appetizing sapphire menage gaping



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: dashing stage

unless you plan on wifing this chick, bail

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804799)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: clear knife

use your cock head

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Hateful geriatric hominid parlor

*masturbating furiously*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804820)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:26 AM
Author: Tan crackhouse

tcr

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Wine sex offender

For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Can't believe I'm wiping her ass every day."

Then the second week you'll be like "Hey, this isn't so bad."

Third week you'll bend down to get a lot closer, kind of liking the smell and the sight.

Fourth week you're serving her a lot of Mexican, so she has to go to the bathroom a lot, and you're right in there, face up close and sniffing her ass and pussy and telling her that you bought special toilet paper that is so light it will feel like you're wiping her ass with your hand.

Fifth week it's like Misery and you get a sledgehammer to keep both her arms broken.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804853)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: burgundy concupiscible box office place of business

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: dead chartreuse corn cake

180

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: heady spruce dysfunction

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: fuchsia hyperventilating philosopher-king base

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804867)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: aromatic alcoholic trailer park puppy



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated carnelian pit

babby joyce enjoyed this post

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz native

this may be the funniest post i've ever read

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804921)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: dashing stage

POTT

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: onyx frozen church building circlehead



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: histrionic boiling water mexican

tyft

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: maroon bawdyhouse chad



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:38 PM
Author: Fluffy garrison

"Ladies and Gentlemen: Jimmy Pop"

*round of applause*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804978)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: Excitant alcoholic skinny woman sanctuary

I read this like when George Michael says "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!" in their live duet of "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924016)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: bat shit crazy rose theatre shitlib



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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:05 AM
Author: misanthropic embarrassed to the bone blood rage

180

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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: Laughsome cruise ship love of her life



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:27 AM
Author: burgundy concupiscible box office place of business



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: Buff balding chapel candlestick maker

wtf

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004348)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 6:38 AM
Author: Disrespectful free-loading codepig parlour

best poast I've read on xoxo in over a year

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004682)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: Talented cobalt jew



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: trip emerald meetinghouse prole

*slow clap turning into roaring applause*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006221)



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: Disrespectful free-loading codepig parlour



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: bateful church

lol

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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:50 AM
Author: ferengi



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: burgundy concupiscible box office place of business



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed business firm potus

update plz.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832904)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: burgundy concupiscible box office place of business

We have broken up

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832906)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed business firm potus

was it because you got her poo on your hand

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832912)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: burgundy concupiscible box office place of business

Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832921)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed business firm potus

oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832931)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:59 AM
Author: Sepia kitchen mother

Was this whole thing flame?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924048)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 10:00 AM
Author: Pearl university national security agency

yea she just broke a fingernail.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924143)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: aromatic alcoholic trailer park puppy

lol

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: burgundy concupiscible box office place of business

Nice bump

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832902)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:24 AM
Author: burgundy concupiscible box office place of business

Alt flame is epic

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004312)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: trip emerald meetinghouse prole

How the fuck did I miss this? 180 for all participants

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004342)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: trip emerald meetinghouse prole



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Date: October 2nd, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: burgundy concupiscible box office place of business



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Date: October 9th, 2011 3:11 PM
Author: Very tactful school cafeteria wrinkle

WTF

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Date: October 30th, 2011 2:36 PM
Author: Slate 180 lodge



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Date: December 29th, 2011 10:23 PM
Author: Arousing big-titted police squad locale



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Date: January 15th, 2012 8:05 PM
Author: Slimy piazza keepsake machete



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Date: January 23rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: twinkling high-end kitty

.

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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Historical American (SQQQ)



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