Date: February 3rd, 2012 3:29 PM Author: Pink kitchen
Date: June 30th, 2011 2:55 PM
Author: .com
:D sighs in profound, nameless disappointment when he sees that the most recent post is still his own, from when he last checked in 5 years ago. Perhaps this place had truly and finally died.
:D takes a deep breath as he clicks "New Message" and inserts the gun barrel into his quivering mouth. With his free hand, he pecks out ":D, finally retiring from this hellhole."
:D tearfully clicks "Poast", and manages to mumble a bitter, muffled "Enjoy DLA Pi..." before BANG slumping lifelessly to the basement floor.