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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
balding menage
  02/22/12
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Big Garrison Degenerate
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
internet-worthy juggernaut
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Motley Brethren
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
internet-worthy juggernaut
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Brussels Sprout (Apropos of the Wet Snow)
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Ultramarine Pozpig
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
internet-worthy juggernaut
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Ultramarine Pozpig
  02/22/12
u jelly
internet-worthy juggernaut
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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Motley Brethren
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
Supple shitlib parlor
  02/23/12
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Motley Brethren
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
balding menage
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
Histrionic azn legend
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Trip area
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Motley Brethren
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
lascivious chapel telephone
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Motley Brethren
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
balding menage
  02/23/12
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Motley Brethren
  02/24/17
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Ocher Nighttime Wrinkle
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
gay marvelous half-breed immigrant
  02/25/12
cr
Talented crystalline affirmative action famous landscape painting
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
balding menage
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
Abusive Electric Furnace Dog Poop
  02/12/13
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Motley Brethren
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
stirring goal in life
  03/31/12
great american novelist
Motley Brethren
  10/26/12
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Beady-eyed awkward fortuitous meteor
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
balding menage
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
Laughsome dysfunction
  11/20/12
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Very tactful fragrant hairy legs
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Very tactful fragrant hairy legs
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Trip area
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Talented crystalline affirmative action famous landscape painting
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
Laughsome dysfunction
  01/19/13
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Motley Brethren
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
Multi-colored station
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
curious stag film twinkling uncleanness
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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Laughsome dysfunction
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richard clock
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
Abusive Electric Furnace Dog Poop
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: balding menage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20024600)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Big Garrison Degenerate



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: internet-worthy juggernaut

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032167)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Motley Brethren

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032173)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: internet-worthy juggernaut

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Brussels Sprout (Apropos of the Wet Snow)

just threw up in my mouth a lot

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032199)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine Pozpig

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032208)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: internet-worthy juggernaut

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032229)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Ultramarine Pozpig

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: internet-worthy juggernaut

u jelly

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032254)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Fuchsia casino elastic band

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Motley Brethren



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Supple shitlib parlor

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Motley Brethren



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20037621)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: balding menage

that comment was posted by Franzen

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Histrionic azn legend

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Trip area

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Motley Brethren

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: lascivious chapel telephone

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Motley Brethren

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: balding menage

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Motley Brethren



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Ocher Nighttime Wrinkle



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: gay marvelous half-breed immigrant

its crazy how unlikable he is

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Talented crystalline affirmative action famous landscape painting

cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20708633)



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: balding menage

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Abusive Electric Furnace Dog Poop

U mad Chabon?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22624435)



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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Motley Brethren



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: stirring goal in life

god fucking damn it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20351915)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Motley Brethren

great american novelist

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#21889640)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed awkward fortuitous meteor



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: balding menage

goddamn u franzen

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#21889667)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Laughsome dysfunction

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Very tactful fragrant hairy legs



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Very tactful fragrant hairy legs

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Trip area

how DOES he see himself?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Talented crystalline affirmative action famous landscape painting

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Laughsome dysfunction

Really dont like that guy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Motley Brethren



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22466921)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Multi-colored station

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: curious stag film twinkling uncleanness

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Talented crystalline affirmative action famous landscape painting

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Laughsome dysfunction



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: citrine international law enforcement agency



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Comical gold potus church building



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Abusive Electric Furnace Dog Poop

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Clear beta codepig ticket booth

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
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Date: November 13th, 2026 10:13 AM
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