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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Passionate quadroon station
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Motley rehab
  01/05/14
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coiffed striped hyena
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Passionate quadroon station
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Passionate quadroon station
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Passionate quadroon station
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Passionate quadroon station
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Dashing Hall Jewess
  06/25/12
...
painfully honest nofapping institution cuck
  06/25/12
Jesus
Disturbing chapel old irish cottage
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Apoplectic codepig stage
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
provocative den
  08/02/12
crying
Bull headed box office
  08/29/12
...
Offensive Sadistic Dog Poop
  02/22/13
...
Odious Stag Film
  08/21/13
lost my shit
cerebral cream principal's office
  03/19/14
...
Rusted heaven patrolman
  06/27/14
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Naked locus candlestick maker
  06/27/14
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Geriatric sapphire tattoo university
  09/14/17
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primrose boltzmann cuckoldry
  07/20/18
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primrose boltzmann cuckoldry
  02/09/19
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Trip rambunctious digit ratio
  07/11/19
...
Duck-like mind-boggling stead mood
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
ocher mental disorder
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Passionate quadroon station
  06/25/12
cop
painfully honest nofapping institution cuck
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
painfully honest nofapping institution cuck
  06/25/12
...
Dashing Hall Jewess
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Godawful appetizing property
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
floppy chrome shrine mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/12
...
diverse black school cafeteria round eye
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
walnut cracking parlour elastic band
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
lake boiling water french chef
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
painfully honest nofapping institution cuck
  06/25/12
...
Racy Frum Theater Stage Prole
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
painfully honest nofapping institution cuck
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
floppy chrome shrine mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
fuchsia up-to-no-good messiness goal in life
  08/21/13
...
Passionate quadroon station
  06/25/12
...
claret kitty cat
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Seedy therapy
  06/25/12
...
diverse black school cafeteria round eye
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Zippy big filthpig
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Passionate quadroon station
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
vibrant snowy indian lodge
  06/25/12
...
Passionate quadroon station
  06/26/12
...
diverse black school cafeteria round eye
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Indecent Ape House
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Passionate quadroon station
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Crimson school
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
aphrodisiac nubile fat ankles
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Passionate quadroon station
  08/02/12
...
Passionate quadroon station
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
provocative den
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
floppy chrome shrine mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
floppy chrome shrine mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/12
...
180 at-the-ready sandwich
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Passionate quadroon station
  08/02/12
...
Green concupiscible orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
floppy chrome shrine mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
aphrodisiac nubile fat ankles
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Passionate quadroon station
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
floppy chrome shrine mad-dog skullcap
  08/06/12
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exhilarant brass ladyboy stock car
  08/06/12
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floppy chrome shrine mad-dog skullcap
  08/08/12
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180 at-the-ready sandwich
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
spectacular tan field jap
  08/20/12
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180 at-the-ready sandwich
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Passionate quadroon station
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Odious Stag Film
  08/21/13
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floppy chrome shrine mad-dog skullcap
  02/22/13
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diverse black school cafeteria round eye
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Odious Stag Film
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
fuchsia up-to-no-good messiness goal in life
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Odious Stag Film
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Rusted heaven patrolman
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
fuchsia up-to-no-good messiness goal in life
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Talented silver giraffe indirect expression
  08/21/13
180
diverse black school cafeteria round eye
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
diverse black school cafeteria round eye
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diverse black school cafeteria round eye
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diverse black school cafeteria round eye
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fragrant crackhouse goyim
  03/19/14
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Boyish Twisted Legal Warrant
  06/25/14
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Rusted heaven patrolman
  06/27/14
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out-of-control hospital marketing idea
  07/22/14
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Amber chad pervert
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Amber chad pervert
  08/04/14
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jag
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
misunderstood emerald locale
  12/08/14
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floppy chrome shrine mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
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mischievous swashbuckling hairy legs friendly grandma
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
nyuug
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cocky federal space
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Razzle Foreskin Range
  11/03/16
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zombie-like jet-lagged electric furnace
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
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  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
Burgundy toilet seat
  09/15/17
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mischievous swashbuckling hairy legs friendly grandma
  05/20/17
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floppy chrome shrine mad-dog skullcap
  06/27/17
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mischievous swashbuckling hairy legs friendly grandma
  07/29/17
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Jet Cruise Ship Windowlicker
  10/01/17
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Indecent Ape House
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
talking lay halford
  01/29/18
where did he go
vermilion spot ceo
  01/29/18
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sickened beady-eyed dilemma factory reset button
  05/14/18
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Indecent Ape House
  08/16/18
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lavender stage yarmulke
  01/25/19
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ferengi
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
cobalt abnormal tanning salon
  05/26/19
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Honey-headed Place Of Business Voyeur
  08/08/19
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light exciting resort
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Duck-like mind-boggling stead mood
  08/27/21
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mustard persian location
  07/16/22
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Marvelous theatre potus
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
transparent ratface garrison
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
Bateful maroon church building
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
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  11/14/26


Poast new message in this thread



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Passionate quadroon station

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

Wife had a baby today...ugh

Wife had a baby today...ugh

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Motley rehab

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: coiffed striped hyena



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Passionate quadroon station

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Passionate quadroon station

The Scholarly Revolution

The Scholarly Revolution

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Passionate quadroon station

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Passionate quadroon station

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Dashing Hall Jewess

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: painfully honest nofapping institution cuck



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Disturbing chapel old irish cottage

Jesus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Apoplectic codepig stage

literally rofling

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: provocative den

LOL just LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Bull headed box office

crying

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Offensive Sadistic Dog Poop



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Odious Stag Film



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: cerebral cream principal's office

lost my shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Rusted heaven patrolman



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Naked locus candlestick maker



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Geriatric sapphire tattoo university



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: primrose boltzmann cuckoldry



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: primrose boltzmann cuckoldry



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Trip rambunctious digit ratio



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Duck-like mind-boggling stead mood



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: ocher mental disorder

God I’m old.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Passionate quadroon station

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: painfully honest nofapping institution cuck

cop

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: painfully honest nofapping institution cuck

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Dashing Hall Jewess



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Godawful appetizing property

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: floppy chrome shrine mad-dog skullcap

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: diverse black school cafeteria round eye



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: walnut cracking parlour elastic band

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: lake boiling water french chef

TITC xo career retrospective

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: painfully honest nofapping institution cuck

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Racy Frum Theater Stage Prole



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: painfully honest nofapping institution cuck

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: floppy chrome shrine mad-dog skullcap

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: fuchsia up-to-no-good messiness goal in life

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Passionate quadroon station



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: claret kitty cat



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Seedy therapy

how does he do it?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: diverse black school cafeteria round eye



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Zippy big filthpig

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Passionate quadroon station

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: vibrant snowy indian lodge

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

lol friend of mine drove from ny to fl to see christinamodel

In only 13 years I will have an investment property paid off

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Passionate quadroon station



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: diverse black school cafeteria round eye



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Indecent Ape House

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Passionate quadroon station

FUCK Torts exam tomorrow morning haven't read SHIT HELP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Crimson school

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

Just inherited a $35mm farm how do I manage it?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac nubile fat ankles

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Passionate quadroon station

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Passionate quadroon station



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: provocative den

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: floppy chrome shrine mad-dog skullcap

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: floppy chrome shrine mad-dog skullcap

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: 180 at-the-ready sandwich



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Passionate quadroon station

Much love for the shout, Box.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Green concupiscible orchestra pit faggot firefighter



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: floppy chrome shrine mad-dog skullcap

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac nubile fat ankles

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Passionate quadroon station

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: floppy chrome shrine mad-dog skullcap

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: exhilarant brass ladyboy stock car

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: floppy chrome shrine mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: 180 at-the-ready sandwich



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: spectacular tan field jap

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: 180 at-the-ready sandwich



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Passionate quadroon station

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Odious Stag Film

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: floppy chrome shrine mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: diverse black school cafeteria round eye



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Odious Stag Film

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: fuchsia up-to-no-good messiness goal in life

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

Genetic Defect: man born with deer head

HOLY FUCK NOT FLAME THERE IS A FUCKIN DEER IN MY HIOUSE



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Odious Stag Film

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Rusted heaven patrolman

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: fuchsia up-to-no-good messiness goal in life

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Talented silver giraffe indirect expression

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: diverse black school cafeteria round eye

180

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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: diverse black school cafeteria round eye

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: diverse black school cafeteria round eye



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: diverse black school cafeteria round eye



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: fragrant crackhouse goyim



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Boyish Twisted Legal Warrant

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Rusted heaven patrolman



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: out-of-control hospital marketing idea



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Amber chad pervert



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Amber chad pervert

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: jag



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: misunderstood emerald locale

Bookmarked.

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: floppy chrome shrine mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: mischievous swashbuckling hairy legs friendly grandma



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

180

now i kinda get his shtick

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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: cocky federal space



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Razzle Foreskin Range



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: zombie-like jet-lagged electric furnace



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: bat shit crazy purple son of senegal

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Burgundy toilet seat

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: mischievous swashbuckling hairy legs friendly grandma



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: floppy chrome shrine mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: mischievous swashbuckling hairy legs friendly grandma



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Jet Cruise Ship Windowlicker



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Indecent Ape House



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: talking lay halford

the man is a champion.

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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: vermilion spot ceo

where did he go

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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: sickened beady-eyed dilemma factory reset button



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Indecent Ape House



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: ferengi



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: cobalt abnormal tanning salon

wish the little guy would come back.

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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Honey-headed Place Of Business Voyeur



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: transparent ratface garrison

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

Wife had a baby today...ugh

Wife had a baby today...ugh

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

Just inherited a $35mm farm how do I manage it?

The Scholarly Revolution

The Scholarly Revolution

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Bateful maroon church building

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: transparent ratface garrison

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:33 PM
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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:38 PM
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