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rate this closing argument about a wrongfully killed dog

Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this wor...
Costumed Alcoholic Hissy Fit Native
  07/21/12
No one should vote for Greg Abbott.
boyish forum coffee pot
  08/18/13
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER!
Adventurous milk water buffalo
  08/18/13
Easy, chief.
titillating coral space
  08/18/13
I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU...
Adventurous milk water buffalo
  08/18/13
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Wild Really Tough Guy Degenerate
  08/19/13
greg abbott is my dad
Hairraiser Parlour
  08/19/13
greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a pro...
Cerebral Pearl Senate Internal Respiration
  08/19/13
Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next w...
Adamo Tuti
  07/21/12
i teared.
aromatic cordovan friendly grandma
  07/21/12
jfc, nay... JFC!
concupiscible aqua house chad
  07/21/12
To be fair, But they're also pretty tasty bro
mildly autistic glittery nursing home depressive
  07/21/12
In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down.
Soul-stirring indecent ladyboy dilemma
  07/22/12
...
Vibrant Box Office Patrolman
  01/22/14
morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters
Adamo Tuti
  12/21/12
...
Milky Pea-brained Bawdyhouse
  12/21/12
ITT: White people who love their dogs too much.
diverse jade halford crackhouse
  12/21/12
WTF
Yapping topaz university
  12/21/12
120
sable hall
  12/21/12
Puppyd00ds are not a racial issue. 120
Mahogany abode
  12/21/12
120
fantasy-prone tank
  02/25/17
CAF
pink rehab
  12/21/12
This dude wrote that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George...
shaky fanboi
  12/21/12
180
chocolate antidepressant drug useless brakes
  12/21/12
http://i.imgur.com/p0tsx.jpg
vivacious dopamine
  12/21/12
...
chocolate antidepressant drug useless brakes
  12/21/12
...
propecia mathematica
  02/25/17
I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood...
sable hall
  12/21/12
...
Yapping topaz university
  12/21/12
Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180
Abusive ceo
  12/21/12
...
Yapping topaz university
  12/21/12
Nothing to see here!
titillating coral space
  08/18/13
...
titillating coral space
  08/18/13
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Adventurous milk water buffalo
  08/18/13
Is Greg Abbott a racist?
boyish forum coffee pot
  08/18/13
...
offensive theater indirect expression
  08/18/13
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offensive theater indirect expression
  08/18/13
On a related note, anyone really angry about the wolf in Dan...
Lilac shrine fat ankles
  08/18/13
...
boyish forum coffee pot
  08/19/13
...
offensive theater indirect expression
  08/19/13
...
Vibrant Box Office Patrolman
  01/22/14
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Vibrant Box Office Patrolman
  02/25/17
...
purple talented spot keepsake machete
  02/25/17
niggertits
buff trip legal warrant foreskin
  12/05/18
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Lime Buck-toothed Stead
  03/18/19
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carnelian quadroon rigor
  08/01/20
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Historical American
  11/04/26


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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:21 PM
Author: Costumed Alcoholic Hissy Fit Native

Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. Gentlemen of the jury, a man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fierce, if only he may be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert he remains. When all riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens. If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes, and death takes the master in his embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even in death.

1943–44 Official Manual, State of Missouri 1129.

Truly, we have no finer friend than the dog.

See Miller v. Clark County, 340 F.3d 959 (9th Cir. 2003).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143228)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:30 PM
Author: boyish forum coffee pot

No one should vote for Greg Abbott.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868099)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: Adventurous milk water buffalo

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868125)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: titillating coral space

Easy, chief.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868146)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:36 PM
Author: Adventurous milk water buffalo

I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU ATTEND, YOU NIGGER PROLE?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868173)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM
Author: Wild Really Tough Guy Degenerate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869795)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:53 AM
Author: Hairraiser Parlour

greg abbott is my dad

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869785)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM
Author: Cerebral Pearl Senate Internal Respiration

greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a prostitute.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869793)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:41 PM
Author: Adamo Tuti (nyc don)

Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next week. TYVMFT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143354)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:42 PM
Author: aromatic cordovan friendly grandma

i teared.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143369)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: concupiscible aqua house chad

jfc, nay...

JFC!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143379)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: mildly autistic glittery nursing home depressive

To be fair,

But they're also pretty tasty bro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143381)



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Date: July 22nd, 2012 1:14 AM
Author: Soul-stirring indecent ladyboy dilemma

In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21144116)



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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:14 AM
Author: Vibrant Box Office Patrolman



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#24876505)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:04 AM
Author: Adamo Tuti (nyc don)

morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291066)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Milky Pea-brained Bawdyhouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291076)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: diverse jade halford crackhouse

ITT: White people who love their dogs too much.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291428)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: Yapping topaz university

WTF

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291504)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:09 PM
Author: sable hall

120

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291962)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Mahogany abode

Puppyd00ds are not a racial issue.

120

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291975)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: fantasy-prone tank

120

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699364)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:36 AM
Author: pink rehab

CAF

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291446)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: shaky fanboi

This dude wrote that:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Graham_Vest

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291503)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:56 AM
Author: chocolate antidepressant drug useless brakes

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291511)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: vivacious dopamine

http://i.imgur.com/p0tsx.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291520)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: chocolate antidepressant drug useless brakes



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291562)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (uspo)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699211)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:00 PM
Author: sable hall

I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291531)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: Yapping topaz university



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291545)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:09 PM
Author: Abusive ceo

Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291556)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: Yapping topaz university



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291567)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: titillating coral space

Nothing to see here!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23865089)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:28 PM
Author: titillating coral space



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868066)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Adventurous milk water buffalo

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868117)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:32 PM
Author: boyish forum coffee pot

Is Greg Abbott a racist?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868120)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: offensive theater indirect expression



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868187)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:39 PM
Author: offensive theater indirect expression



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868204)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:41 PM
Author: Lilac shrine fat ankles

On a related note, anyone really angry about the wolf in Dances with Wolves?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868222)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:28 AM
Author: boyish forum coffee pot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869656)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 6:45 PM
Author: offensive theater indirect expression



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23872640)



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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:10 AM
Author: Vibrant Box Office Patrolman



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#24876489)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 7:07 AM
Author: Vibrant Box Office Patrolman



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32696771)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: purple talented spot keepsake machete



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699190)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: buff trip legal warrant foreskin

niggertits

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#37355205)



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Date: March 18th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: Lime Buck-toothed Stead



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#37949416)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: carnelian quadroon rigor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#40692497)



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Date: November 4th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Historical American



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#50233239)