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A day in the life of Ron Paul's America

6AM wake up to a terrible racket: with all zoning laws elimi...
Multi-colored glassy chad
  08/20/12
Where are the Somali gangs?
Smoky Mind-boggling Giraffe
  08/20/12
Right he forgot machine gunned to death by Appalachian techn...
Stirring elite boltzmann
  08/22/12
(actual 2012 Galveston)
misunderstood useless sanctuary
  08/21/12
how far is your car parked from your office
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  07/13/26
(it is 1887)
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  08/20/12
wouldnt we at least have tacocopters though
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  08/21/12
this is actually insightful
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  08/20/12
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  08/20/12
180^180
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  08/20/12
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"7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your...
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180 180
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  08/21/12
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  08/21/12
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  10/12/12
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  10/08/12
ok, this made me laff.
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def credited lifestyle.
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MOAR
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nighttime weed whacker
  11/02/12
Do you understand the word "nadir?"
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I think he does. Do you?
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To be fair, *Erects strawman conflating mainstream pragma...
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  12/15/12
i sense anger.
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180
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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored glassy chad

6AM wake up to a terrible racket: with all zoning laws eliminated, a coal-fired power plant is being built next to your house

6:30AM Breakfast - 12 whole eggs cooked well to kill the salmonella

7AM Dig up some physical gold from one of your secret caches to pay for the day's expenses

8AM Drive to work, paying tolls every mile. You're delayed because some rich doods paid for exclusive access to the fastest route to your jerb today

9:30AM With the economy in ruins, your boss greets you with a pink slip.

10AM Walk back to your car, stepping over pox-ridden hags dying in the street, running occasionally to evade gangs of feral children armed with Saturday Night Specials

11AM Back at home, work on lawsuit against coal plant for damages to your QOL



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379818)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Smoky Mind-boggling Giraffe

Where are the Somali gangs?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380852)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:47 AM
Author: Stirring elite boltzmann

Right he forgot machine gunned to death by Appalachian technicals.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21394740)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:55 AM
Author: misunderstood useless sanctuary

(actual 2012 Galveston)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21386864)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 10:45 AM
Author: misunderstood useless sanctuary

how far is your car parked from your office

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21945976)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:16 PM
Author: Flickering Preventive Strike Patrolman

(it is 1887)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379824)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: coiffed hot station

lmfao

moar

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379838)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency roast beef



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: Drab Mad Cow Disease

wouldnt we at least have tacocopters though

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379852)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: Floppy brilliant fat ankles cuckoldry

11:30PM get arrested for violating Texas sodomy laws.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379857)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:18 PM
Author: Floppy brilliant fat ankles cuckoldry

this was me

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#49998093)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:22 PM
Author: Lascivious rose goyim

Meticulously track shipping records of local chemical company to ensure that you dont consume any products that are manufactured with their products, because they polluted a local river. Distribute your findings to locals using Ham radio, which has literally no effect whatsoever on the company's bottom line.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379861)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: Marvelous Boiling Water Party Of The First Part



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:39 AM
Author: silver mother



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: diverse yellow haunted graveyard meetinghouse

this is actually insightful

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771448)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:23 PM
Author: Heady Orchestra Pit

9:00 AM: I pack some hardtack for the road because I have to take my horse and buggy into town to get supplies for ma and pa.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379867)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: nighttime weed whacker



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored glassy chad

3PM Submit suit against coal plant online to a judicial company, get an email response seconds later: "Ding!" You submit the suit to all the other judicial companies recognized in your area and get the same response. You write to them asking for an explanation and get an automated do-not-reply email. You scan their websites for customer service contacts, but are directed to use the same online form that resulted in your ding.

3:30PM You smoke a lot of weed to calm down and fall asleep

7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your backyard. Holy shit, a gang with metal detectors is digging up your gold. You grab your trusty Barrett .50cal and tell them to gtfo. They respond by tossing a grenade through your window. You dive to safety just in time. Everything goes black.

10PM You wake up aching all over. Your gold and guns have been stolen. You dial up your police contractor for help, but they inform you that as you are behind on your payments they cannot help you.

11PM You find a well-trafficked street corner and start selling your ass to passersby. This is the first time for you, but it won't be the last.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379930)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: coiffed hot station

180^180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379935)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: nighttime weed whacker

yeah bro, guys at my high school fell behind on payments to their police contractors all the time, it was NBD.

it's called personal responsibility.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379945)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: coiffed hot station

"7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your backyard. Holy shit, a gang with metal detectors is digging up your gold."

lmao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379946)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Floppy brilliant fat ankles cuckoldry

The gold theives would be punishesd through ostracism and social isolation and people in the community would refuse to do business with them.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380204)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Shivering Knife

180 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21387505)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:41 PM
Author: submissive stead useless brakes

Holy fuck 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21387527)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:49 AM
Author: Stirring elite boltzmann

I lolled heartily, good sir.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21394747)



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Author: odious azn

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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:56 AM
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Date: October 3rd, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: Stirring elite boltzmann

This still cracks me up. Pure gold, no pun intended.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#26449447)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: misunderstood useless sanctuary

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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored glassy chad



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:46 PM
Author: Dashing indigo office puppy

11:30 PM - Your injuries from the grenade blast and subsequent anal gaping prompt you to seek medical care. You visit the nearest hospital. The doctor kindly informs you that he has reached his personal preference quota for charity work for the decade, and, upon learning that your gold cache has been emptied, prescribes you one of the more comfortable alleys in the vicinity in which to die.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380012)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: misunderstood useless sanctuary

An arbitrator needs a reputation for doing justice, an anarcho capitalist defense agency needs to actually do justice. Government courts do not need either one.

For all this to work, we need free markets and competition, thus enforcement areas must largely overlap, so that there is no monopoly of enforcement, and courts must be independent from enforcement organizations, and people must have reasonable grounds to believe they are independent from enforcement organizations, and it must be hazardous for any man to act as judge in his own cause. If enforcement or court monopolies arose, or exclusive cartels of enforcement or courts arose, anarcho capitalism would resemble industrial feudalism for those people who found themselves with little choice of enforcement.

Under Anarcho Capitalism enforcement is based on fealty and association, not on location.

If someone suffers an adverse judgment from a well respected court, and refuses to abide by that judgment, then the judgment will not automatically be enforced, but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes it comparatively safe to use violence against him.

Courts are kept honest because they fear loss of respect, leading to loss of authority and thus revenue. Enforcement organizations generally, but not always, adhere to what the courts commend because they fear loss of respect, leading to violence from other enforcement organizations and loss of customers and clients.

It might happen that one enforcement organization preferred court X, and another preferred court Y, leading to the threat of expensive conflicts between these two organizations. If the courts are reasonably just, then both agencies would probably come to an agreement in advance as to which court to use in any future dispute that pitted clients of the two organizations against each other.

And if they did not agree, perhaps because one of the courts was thoroughly corrupt and biased in favor of the clients of the particular agency that wished to use it? Well then, it's war. But at least under anarcho-capitalism those who wish to make war must themselves pay the cost of war, which should make wars exceedingly rare. Since defence organizations do not "own" their clients and their client's property in the way that states own their subjects, they should have far less incentive to make war on each other than states do. If a defence organization wins a war, this means that its view of what law should mean is likely to prevail, but it does not directly gain wealth and power from winning a war in the way a state does. Other methods for determining law, or the interpretation and application of law, tend to be considerably cheaper.

Sometimes there would be conflicts. Perhaps Militia A might claim that Militia B was soft on crime. Militia B might claim that Militia A was lawless and violent.

If Militia A was lawless and violent, this would probably eventually bring it into conflict with other enforcement organizations, a conflict that would normally be resolved by the courts.

Militia A might reject the verdict of the courts, though this is unlikely. If it did it is likely that most of its clients would repudiate it, and the leadership of Militia A might very likely die.

The experience of the wild west was that bitter and prolonged conflict between enforcement organizations was very rare, but not totally unknown. Those cases that happened are alleged to result from persistent criminal behavior by one of the enforcement organizations, some say both.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380214)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:42 PM
Author: Floppy brilliant fat ankles cuckoldry

"but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes it comparatively safe to use violence against him."

What if he he's located in belarus and protected by a private army of gurkhas and spetsnaz? Could the individual who's harmed by pollution from his smokestacks do anything about it?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380840)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Smoky Mind-boggling Giraffe

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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:49 PM
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Author: Multi-colored glassy chad

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391229)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:52 AM
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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21740683)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:46 AM
Author: hairraiser cream dilemma

The ultimate Ron Paul/Libertarian Neckbeard Basement Dweller world would probably look like Mad Max. Or any third world country, really.

Roving gangs of unemployed TTT law school alumni with mohawks and cross bows raiding small settlements in the wasteland.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771059)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: Floppy brilliant fat ankles cuckoldry

Not flame: paultards will actually argue that Somalia makes the case for libertarianism, because living standards have improved moderately since they "got rid of their government."

Of course they neglect to mention that Mogadishu in the 1970s looked like this: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RSD2S7AqZD0/ToDY8crp-tI/AAAAAAAAEO4/59t8MuIz2Vw/s1600/Mogadishu1970s%25281%2529.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771081)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Shivering Knife

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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:58 AM
Author: azure demanding black woman

First, Somalia is not "libertarian".

Second, all you have succeeded in showing with this post is that government from 70-91 fucked up mightly and that its collapse has brought about improvements to the nation/city.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771121)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: Emerald Address

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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: Shivering Knife

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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:35 AM
Author: Alcoholic kitchen indirect expression



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:04 AM
Author: Floppy brilliant fat ankles cuckoldry

Seems like the people who fucked up were the people who thought it was a good idea to overthrow the Somali government.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771145)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:07 AM
Author: azure demanding black woman

huh? The country shit the bed under Barre. By the time the "overthrow" occurred, the damage to the country had already occurred.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771160)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:09 AM
Author: Floppy brilliant fat ankles cuckoldry

At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war than it is now.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771168)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:14 AM
Author: azure demanding black woman

"At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war than it is now."

This is objectively not true. Forget the nadir, just pick the late 80s-91 (i.e. pre-civil war) and compare the QOL vs now. You will see that in basically all key measures (infant mortality, life expectancy, literacy, etc) Somalia is better now than it was then.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771180)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Shivering Knife

Why are you incapable of understanding the point of any conversation you are in?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771183)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:37 AM
Author: Alcoholic kitchen indirect expression

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Date: November 2nd, 2012 10:52 AM
Author: nighttime weed whacker



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:22 AM
Author: Floppy brilliant fat ankles cuckoldry

Do you understand the word "nadir?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771209)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Alcoholic kitchen indirect expression

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771296)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: Appetizing peach shrine associate

To be fair,

*Erects strawman conflating mainstream pragmatic libertarian with hardcore anarcho-libertarian ideologue; pretends that all "libertarians" are hellbent on eliminating every single vestige of state power, up to and including public roads, public police forces, a public judiciary, etc.*

*Posts this strawman on XO*

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255526)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: Shivering Knife

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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Appetizing peach shrine associate

To be fair,

Naw bro, I just prefer my scathing political humor to come from a place of truth. That's why liberal-friend-threading is so funny: we all know a bunch of super-sensitive faggots like that. I know a lot of libertarians, and very few of them get pissed about public roads, the existence of public police departments, etc.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255557)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:13 PM
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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: concupiscible elastic band principal's office

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#29217828)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: ungodly offensive library digit ratio

Describe this pragmatic libertarianism, brother.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255552)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: Appetizing peach shrine associate

To be fair,

Government should be forced to rigorously justify its existence/intervention, or else it shouldn't exist/intervene. Justification stems from answering the simple two-part question of whether the government is both capable of doing a decent job and is needed in the first place (i.e., the private marketplace won't realistically solve this problem in an acceptable manner).

Public roads are clearly justified. Wasteful, ultra-nitpicky bullshit "regulations" that make it basically impossible for small businesses to succeed (and often arise from industry capture in the first plce), or "obscenity" laws that don't really do a goddamn thing except allow the government to prosecute people engaging in relatively unpopular free speech without even providing clear guidelines for what is/isn't constitutional, are clearly not. Most things fall in the middle, and require thoughtful individual evaulation.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255592)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:13 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored glassy chad

To be fair,

CGM and his ilk routinely argue against public roads

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255774)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 1:00 AM
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"Public" roads tend to be government allocated subsidies to the car industry due to the car lobbyists advocating for the gov to give them a monopoly over transit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#38173751)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: Transparent plaza

A majority of americans agree with this statement but disagree re the individual evaluations of government existence and intervention

the president has stated this principle before but obviously has a broader view of what problems government can and should "solve"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255782)



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