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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: rose contagious business firm doctorate

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: rose contagious business firm doctorate



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: rose contagious business firm doctorate



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Irradiated puppy institution

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: concupiscible shimmering office

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: amber cocky whorehouse bbw

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Galvanic property nibblets

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: amber cocky whorehouse bbw

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: stimulating new version state

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Thriller orchestra pit gay wizard

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312473)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Crimson principal's office



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: rose contagious business firm doctorate

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: bistre spectacular field

tyft

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: sadistic gunner

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Cerebral sapphire corn cake piazza

awesome

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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Talented Citrine Home Potus

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: hot cyan address roast beef

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Sienna judgmental university legend

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: shivering stead people who are hurt

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: titillating mad-dog skullcap ticket booth

lmao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Amethyst plaza



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Grizzly disrespectful generalized bond



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