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Hedge fund manager "truly sorry" for 99.8% loss

http://www.cnbc.com/id/102356275 I don't know what that c...
Floppy casino toilet seat
  01/21/15
For the record, in Rudolph math it is a 50,000% loss.
Disrespectful Soul-stirring Volcanic Crater
  01/21/15
ouch
Floppy casino toilet seat
  01/21/15
That's 1000% right.
Flickering Pungent Bbw
  01/21/15
...
French tanning salon pozpig
  01/21/15
No. Investcorp is PE.
vigorous stock car orchestra pit
  01/21/15
intergalactic NOWAG is alive and well
Big prole codepig
  01/21/15
expected this to be an onion link.
mind-boggling fortuitous meteor market
  01/21/15
No worries, he just needs to show a 3000000% return next yea...
Pink Vivacious Roommate Windowlicker
  01/21/15
Powerball currently at $142 million lump sum. He can buy 100...
Floppy casino toilet seat
  01/21/15
...
French tanning salon pozpig
  01/21/15
now the question is does that include his 2% managemnent fee...
dashing cyan theatre
  01/21/15
of course. you get paid that regardless
greedy trailer park athletic conference
  01/21/15
The guy gambled and lost. That's why people invest in hedge...
Racy Pale Senate
  01/21/15
but that's not fair!
mischievous talking range selfie
  01/21/15
This is what I don't get, this should be a fucking celebrati...
Racy Pale Senate
  01/21/15
...
Marvelous parlor clown
  01/21/15
Uh no, people do not invest in hedge funds to lose 99% of th...
Pink Vivacious Roommate Windowlicker
  01/21/15
...
French tanning salon pozpig
  01/21/15
That's actually the first thing I thought of.
Pink Vivacious Roommate Windowlicker
  01/21/15
...
French tanning salon pozpig
  01/21/15
let me get my conclusion out of the way. you are a moron. l...
mischievous talking range selfie
  01/21/15
Let me get the bort consensus out of the way. You fucking su...
Pink Vivacious Roommate Windowlicker
  01/21/15
Non-responsive
Swollen rehab
  01/21/15
non-responsive
Pink Vivacious Roommate Windowlicker
  01/21/15
it's not pretty obvious, dipshit a single investment increa...
mischievous talking range selfie
  01/21/15
please stop responding to my posts. You are a dumb faggo...
Pink Vivacious Roommate Windowlicker
  01/21/15
maybe if you say pretty please or admit you are a moron ob...
mischievous talking range selfie
  01/21/15
I am a moron Pretty please give a blowjob to your Glock.
Pink Vivacious Roommate Windowlicker
  01/21/15
How do you know it had small upside?
Swollen rehab
  01/21/15
...
French tanning salon pozpig
  01/21/15
CR. tremendous upside with very low probabilities = low expe...
Cowardly place of business box office
  01/21/15
except your post is exactly why anne is a moron anne says l...
mischievous talking range selfie
  01/21/15
yes she must have meant low EV
Cowardly place of business box office
  01/21/15
No shit they don't invest to lose 99% of the principal. But...
Racy Pale Senate
  01/22/15
*loses 99,800,000 of other people's money* *walks away wi...
crawly plaza generalized bond
  01/21/15
...
navy geriatric becky
  01/21/15
To be fair this is nothing compared to the kind of shit that...
milky curious business firm
  01/21/15
Explain
stimulating hairless roast beef
  01/21/15
This thing blew up pretty quickly and wasn't systemic. Can't...
milky curious business firm
  01/21/15
i guess he learned it's harder to do this w/o inside info.
bisexual heaven police squad
  01/21/15
LJL @ giving Raj Rajaratnam's trader any money JFC Guy...
Cowardly place of business box office
  01/21/15
holy shit. how bad must his losses have been to bet everythi...
vibrant shimmering step-uncle's house ratface
  01/21/15
what's the problem with that? galleon group had great return...
Dark Dog Poop
  01/21/15
This is true as long as it isnt a ponzi scheme The issue ...
Cowardly place of business box office
  01/21/15
Wouldn't be surprised if he stole the money and said he lost...
Swollen rehab
  01/21/15
lol i thought this was gonna be about some snotty hf manager...
buff brethren
  01/21/15
This dude will be going to jail.
Flickering Pungent Bbw
  01/21/15
...
French tanning salon pozpig
  01/21/15
Update: He did not go to jail
Floppy casino toilet seat
  09/30/26
his investors should go to jail for their retardation
clear milk trump supporter
  09/30/26
hope he's doing well
Heady Mood Newt
  09/30/26


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Date: January 21st, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Floppy casino toilet seat

http://www.cnbc.com/id/102356275

I don't know what that comes out to in Rudolph maths.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158864)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Disrespectful Soul-stirring Volcanic Crater

For the record, in Rudolph math it is a 50,000% loss.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159027)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: Floppy casino toilet seat

ouch

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159052)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Flickering Pungent Bbw

That's 1000% right.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159227)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: French tanning salon pozpig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158892)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: vigorous stock car orchestra pit

No. Investcorp is PE.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159481)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Big prole codepig

intergalactic NOWAG is alive and well

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158908)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling fortuitous meteor market

expected this to be an onion link.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158912)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Pink Vivacious Roommate Windowlicker

No worries, he just needs to show a 3000000% return next year.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158916)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Floppy casino toilet seat

Powerball currently at $142 million lump sum. He can buy 100k tickets.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158934)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: French tanning salon pozpig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158925)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: dashing cyan theatre

now the question is does that include his 2% managemnent fee?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158936)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: greedy trailer park athletic conference

of course. you get paid that regardless

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158985)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Racy Pale Senate

The guy gambled and lost. That's why people invest in hedge funds. It's right there in the disclosure that you could lose all of your money. If you're not happy w/ dem 6% returns on your mutual funds and ETFs, you run the risk of this.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158945)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: mischievous talking range selfie

but that's not fair!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159036)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: Racy Pale Senate

This is what I don't get, this should be a fucking celebration of the current system. It shows why hedge funds are only for accredited investors and people who can handle a major loss like this. But instead we get the fucking JOBS Act trying to let everyone in because "that's not fair!!"

Investing is gambling. You want a chance for big gains, you get a chance for it. We can't guarantee everyone will succeed in the market.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159051)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:37 PM
Author: Marvelous parlor clown



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159097)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:35 PM
Author: Pink Vivacious Roommate Windowlicker

Uh no, people do not invest in hedge funds to lose 99% of their principal.

This guy obviously invested in something extremely risky with a very small upside.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159081)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: French tanning salon pozpig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159111)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: Pink Vivacious Roommate Windowlicker

That's actually the first thing I thought of.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159121)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: French tanning salon pozpig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159143)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: mischievous talking range selfie

let me get my conclusion out of the way. you are a moron.

let's hear about how you concluded that the upside was 'obviously' 'very small'

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159129)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Pink Vivacious Roommate Windowlicker

Let me get the bort consensus out of the way. You fucking suck.

HTH

It's pretty obvious that the risk this guy took on was not justified by the potential return.

The only way you lose this much money in such a small amount of time is by betting 100% of your capital on a single investment, which basically violates every fucking rule of responsible investing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159140)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Swollen rehab

Non-responsive

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159160)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Pink Vivacious Roommate Windowlicker

non-responsive

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159165)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: mischievous talking range selfie

it's not pretty obvious, dipshit

a single investment increases risk, it doesn't reflect on upside if it tanks or on downside if it quadruples.

btw, you are a moron for thinking it does.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159177)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Pink Vivacious Roommate Windowlicker

please stop responding to my posts.

You are a dumb faggot whose flame is tiresome.

-Everyone, ever.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159185)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: mischievous talking range selfie

maybe if you say pretty please

or admit you are a moron

obviously

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159211)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Pink Vivacious Roommate Windowlicker

I am a moron

Pretty please give a blowjob to your Glock.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159224)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: Swollen rehab

How do you know it had small upside?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159154)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: French tanning salon pozpig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159393)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: Cowardly place of business box office

CR. tremendous upside with very low probabilities = low expected value

Like betting on the Knicks to win the NBA finals right now

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159441)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: mischievous talking range selfie

except your post is exactly why anne is a moron

anne says low upside, you say the opposite

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159535)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: Cowardly place of business box office

yes she must have meant low EV

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159704)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: Racy Pale Senate

No shit they don't invest to lose 99% of the principal. But that's always a possibility and always disclosed as such. You also, quite clearly don't know what upside means.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27164129)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: crawly plaza generalized bond

*loses 99,800,000 of other people's money*

*walks away with $6,000,000 in salary*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158977)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: navy geriatric becky



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158984)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: milky curious business firm

To be fair this is nothing compared to the kind of shit that caused ITE (see AIG, Bear Stearns, etc)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159067)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: stimulating hairless roast beef

Explain

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159103)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: milky curious business firm

This thing blew up pretty quickly and wasn't systemic. Can't say that about ITE, and yet those bastards made off with a mint and didn't give a fuck.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159115)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: bisexual heaven police squad

i guess he learned it's harder to do this w/o inside info.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159109)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Cowardly place of business box office

LJL @ giving Raj Rajaratnam's trader any money

JFC

Guy apparently gambled ALL his remaining AUM on short dated out of the money S&P calls banking on a huge run up before christmas

Instead the S&P cratered through mid december and dude lost it all

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159162)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: vibrant shimmering step-uncle's house ratface

holy shit. how bad must his losses have been to bet everything? he must have been ready to killlself the week before christmas.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159248)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Dark Dog Poop

what's the problem with that? galleon group had great returns. i would happily give my money to a hedge fund that aggressively used inside information to trade. the risk doesn't fall on the fund investors.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159299)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Cowardly place of business box office

This is true as long as it isnt a ponzi scheme

The issue is that Raj was the one wheeling and dealing. This dude was just his trade execution monkey

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159430)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Swollen rehab

Wouldn't be surprised if he stole the money and said he lost it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159164)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: buff brethren

lol i thought this was gonna be about some snotty hf manager pretending to care about the fact that almost no americans can have houses, families, cars, retirements, decent lives, regular season nfl tickets, or cable tv anymore.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159235)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Flickering Pungent Bbw

This dude will be going to jail.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159255)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:27 PM
Author: French tanning salon pozpig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159407)



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Date: September 30th, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: Floppy casino toilet seat

Update: He did not go to jail

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#50162383)



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Date: September 30th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: clear milk trump supporter

his investors should go to jail for their retardation

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#50162417)



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Date: September 30th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: Heady Mood Newt

hope he's doing well

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#50162458)