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Awkward To Have PDDJ Friend/Relative Be My "Best Man"?

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  07/27/17
Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.
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  07/27/17
*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country
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  07/27/17
If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding,...
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  07/27/17
fair enough
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l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding
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is ironside not attending?
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he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.
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WHAT THE FUCK?????
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Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding
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Hitler had one
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Oh, what a friend!
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PDDJ might marry him instead!
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Not turd enough
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this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit
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you're better off not having a best man than doing this. ma...
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there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the...
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if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?)...
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brother was going to be it. not coming.
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lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother goin...
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he's a weird/odd faggot.
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So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.
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  07/28/17
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  07/28/17
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LOL literally everyone hates this loathsome faggot
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I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now
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there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOME...
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  07/28/17
what about her sister's fiance? never met.
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lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would yo...
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multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
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so you basically have no IRL friends?
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*who are coming to are country
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Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have ...
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why's a sister a cop out? better using a sister than some...
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I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an eas...
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ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense...
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who is giving a speech for you?
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  07/28/17
it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and mayb...
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  07/28/17
lol dude
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  07/28/17
you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech
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  07/28/17
wait, so no bachelor party either?
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  07/28/17
honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email ea...
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  07/28/17
Second this. Just say he's a college buddy.
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I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party becaus...
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Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding
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thought Ironside was bestman
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What? Your brother is the only best man option. Edit: di...
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Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?
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but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MO...
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Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mo...
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pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get ...
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I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by her...
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my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's paren...
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fucking the 1st dotter?
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Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' th...
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There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down ...
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Is the MOH making a speech?
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Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.
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What's a priest? a Cohen?
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I'm surprised you had to ask this.
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Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.
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that's what this thread is for.
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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

does the best man have to know me really, or does it not matter?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870336)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: Pea-brained jade stead boltzmann

Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870355)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870358)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: Pea-brained jade stead boltzmann

If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding, they're not friends.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870359)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

fair enough

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870363)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: startling box office



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: stirring sticky milk address



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)

jfc

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871093)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:41 PM
Author: jag



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: clear nursing home love of her life



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Seedy athletic conference



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: laughsome primrose bbw public bath

I would - and have - gone to the middle of fucking nowhere ARE COUNTRY and different continents to be part of my friends' weddings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873939)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant blood rage

nah, having to endure a 2 hour connection in St. Louis really just pushes the limits of a friendship

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873988)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Dun beta main people police squad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873994)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: laughsome primrose bbw public bath

chicago midway. if it had been st louis i would have sent my regrets.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873997)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Titillating Principal's Office French Chef



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Author: pale internet-worthy church building



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: sienna overrated cruise ship

dude this is sad

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870942)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: azure toilet seat



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873889)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: concupiscible travel guidebook



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873956)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Titillating Principal's Office French Chef



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873961)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874946)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Dun beta main people police squad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34867949)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Kink-friendly irradiated patrolman



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874537)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Umber awkward rehab marketing idea

Yikes, dude. No. Just no. I'd show up and be your best man if it came to that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870378)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870384)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Umber awkward rehab marketing idea

LOL yes, I'd make ridiculously charming conversation with ya muthah and use recordings of that as source material.

"Oh Schmuel, why didn't you tell me about this young man? We should all meet up with him next time we're staying with the Walluhsteins at their condo in Ashdod and he gets time off work."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870421)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

"Whaaaaaaat, Schmuel? he lives in saudi arabia? how do you know he's not here to blow up the wedding? he's gay too? something's very suspicious here. i'm getting verklempt...."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870437)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Umber awkward rehab marketing idea

"Yeah, Catholic... His father... Look, ma, I dunno why, he's a mischling, they're all mental cases".

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870461)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870466)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: arousing church

where and when is the wedding, I may be able to show up for this (sadly I do keep a pretty tight schedule during the school yr)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870391)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

trying to think how i'd explain to pddj that some dude who isnt even on the invite list is all the sudden my BM...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870396)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: chestnut messiness temple

at least he wont increase the bar tab

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870405)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: sinister chapel mood



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870471)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: arousing church



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870499)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871254)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: lascivious home really tough guy



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871270)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: startling box office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871284)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: jag



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871339)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: azure toilet seat



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873899)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: concupiscible travel guidebook



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873962)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Titillating Principal's Office French Chef



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873966)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874950)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 2:28 AM
Author: Black senate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33888902)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: alcoholic floppy dilemma selfie

jesus christ!!!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870398)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Snowy Mental Disorder Office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871947)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: startling box office

is ironside not attending?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870403)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870406)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Bright Vivacious Idiot Kitchen

WHAT THE FUCK?????

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870930)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Iridescent Theatre Philosopher-king

You don't have a male cousin or something? Even your dad would be a better choice

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870940)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

no male cousins. one female cousin -- who is persona non grata.

how could my dad be best man? wouldnt that be awkward.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870967)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Iridescent Theatre Philosopher-king

Not as awkward as your wife's cousin who you met once and who you keep calling "prole goy" under your breath during the service

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870973)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871055)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: Umber awkward rehab marketing idea

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays as DBG's dad runs from DBG's mom's side right before he walks down the aisle with her over to the front of the huppa to join the rest of nonexistent groomsmen*

"Hurry up, Harold! Move it! They're gonna take the photo!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870984)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871054)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: jag



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871343)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: alcoholic white sneaky criminal mexican

Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871006)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

Alter? Chuppah, you antisemite!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871081)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: thriller bipolar garrison striped hyena

I would 100% show except I'd have to bring my baby, and I do not want my child anywhere near peDoBG

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874318)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

absolutely not

edit: to be clear, absolutely do not do this. to answer the op, it would be awkward/embarrassing as fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871074)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

Then what's the solution?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871117)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: alcoholic white sneaky criminal mexican

Hitler had one

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871248)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Snowy Mental Disorder Office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871952)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871983)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: arousing church



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872902)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Dun beta main people police squad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873175)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Titillating Principal's Office French Chef



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873973)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal sandwich



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: chestnut messiness temple



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874869)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: Dun beta main people police squad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36958810)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: thriller bipolar garrison striped hyena

Find someone on xo. If you use your wife's relative, then literally everyone who ever sees pics of the wedding for the rest of human existence will know you have zero friends. At least by using someone on the 'zo, most people will never know

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874323)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

Just asked my best college friend and he said "very very low" chance he's coming.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871087)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

Oh, what a friend!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871092)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: startling box office

fuck, man

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871297)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: Seedy athletic conference

hahahaha

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872748)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling newt

I am quite certain RSF would do his duty if you just extended the invite.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871089)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

PDDJ might marry him instead!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871110)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: jag

Not turd enough

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871350)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

True. I've shown her objective good looking guys and she always says they're so boring looking

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871545)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Charcoal cuckold internal respiration

jfc. can some zozo poster go and be his best man? this is just sad

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871095)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

i nominate phineasgage

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871099)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: provocative jewess



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871173)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: lascivious home really tough guy



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871306)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871257)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: orange liquid oxygen business firm



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871301)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: startling box office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871302)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: lascivious home really tough guy

lol jfc

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871307)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: jag



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871353)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

"Beat up DBG's conservative rabbi in parking lot of wedding (phineasgage)"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871555)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (rap parody)

this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871595)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: clear nursing home love of her life

omg yes please. Also live stream.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871929)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: brass giraffe



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873651)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: yellow underhanded brethren



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36959770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))

Cr. I'd do this for DBG.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874980)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: pale internet-worthy church building



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876412)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: provocative jewess

Sad thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871172)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: startling box office

One of those profoundly depressing threads in which a poaster reveals far too much, veil of anonymity or not

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:26 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871708)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: Cracking mischievous plaza prole

I hope she makes some are country prole in a dickies jacket your best man

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871820)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Rough-skinned tattoo

you're better off not having a best man than doing this. maybe just have a maid of honor and no other members of the bridal party?

isn't this like the whole plot of a paul rudd movie, btw?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871872)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the bridal party? moh is pddj's sister

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871881)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: Rough-skinned tattoo

if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?) be your best man. or buy a dog or something.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871893)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

brother was going to be it. not coming.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871909)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Rough-skinned tattoo

lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother going to your wedding?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871912)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

he's a weird/odd faggot.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871922)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: Vengeful New Version

So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871974)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871989)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Vengeful New Version

If you're going to "provide content," it's this here. Why isn't he going to your wedding?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872000)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: mint insecure den turdskin



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872794)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: Bright Vivacious Idiot Kitchen

yeah, some big content here, though it sounds like a sensitive subject

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872840)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: Dun beta main people police squad

wow

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873197)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

Lmao who the fuck are you people

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871921)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: clear nursing home love of her life

Wait, your brother is skipping your wedding?!?!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871996)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:50 AM
Author: Seedy athletic conference

hahahaha wow holy shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872751)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:51 AM
Author: Bright Vivacious Idiot Kitchen

dude that's really fucked up. what are you not telling us here?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872757)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

a lot. but it's irrelevant.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: mint insecure den turdskin

probably very relevant

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872795)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Iridescent Theatre Philosopher-king

holy shit talk about burying the lede

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872862)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Seedy athletic conference

jesus fucking christ

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873019)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Dun beta main people police squad

JFC

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873201)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: sienna overrated cruise ship

Is this flame?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873688)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: Odious coffee pot brunch

What the fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Odious coffee pot brunch

Wish I didn't read this thread man. Too too grim. Hopefully flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872735)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Dun beta main people police squad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873205)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: exciting poppy generalized bond regret

LMAO

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872704)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Seedy athletic conference

LOL literally everyone hates this loathsome faggot

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872739)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Dun beta main people police squad

I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873212)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: racy shaky goyim

Man, this thread really makes me uncomfortable in a very odd way.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872945)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: nudist friendly grandma

there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOMEONE to be best man or just scrap it altogether. do not let her cousin be it (unless y'all are actually good friends)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873209)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

what about her sister's fiance? never met.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873229)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: exciting poppy generalized bond regret

lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would you be doing with your free time if you weren't dating pddj / planning a wedding right now? stay home, surf the internet, and poast on xoxo?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873320)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

all that plus go on jdates and then poast about them. maybe have a belgian couchsurfer come over.

same as before i met pddj.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873342)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: exciting poppy generalized bond regret

so you basically have no IRL friends?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873371)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

*who are coming to are country

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873375)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Seedy athletic conference

You should really stop qualifying it like that. If you had friends, they would come to your wedding.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: Dun beta main people police squad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873407)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Outnumbered Domesticated Parlour



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873470)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: Dun beta main people police squad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34213603)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: exciting poppy generalized bond regret

man, idk. i think you need to distinguish between "friends" and "people you're friendly with IRL". I find it hard to believe that none of the former would be willing to travel to another friend's wedding. For the later, that's a little more plausible. It's not like you're having a destination wedding halfway across the world. Not that big of a deal imo.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873397)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: Dun beta main people police squad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873410)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

im lazy about keeping in touch with hs/college friends. my college bff, who i roomed with for 5 yrs after college, is an antisocial weirdo who wouldnt go to weddings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873416)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:36 AM
Author: exciting poppy generalized bond regret

ok fair enough man but in 2017 you have facebook and shit. it's not that hard to do. idk what to tell you? get some hobbies that have you interacting with other people? do you go to temple on a regular basis?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873459)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

i dont use FB.

i have plenty of shul friends but they're more in the "people youre friendly with IRL." hard to make real friends post college.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873481)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: comical confused place of business

180000

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873437)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring citrine kitty cat location

brutal thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873471)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Kink-friendly irradiated patrolman

Mods should delete it. Too sad and reduces the bort's prestige.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874563)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: aphrodisiac lilac state candlestick maker

Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have her stand up there. She's only having her sister do it anyway, which is a cop out IMO.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873476)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

why's a sister a cop out?

better using a sister than some random friend you may not talk to in 10 yrs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873484)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac lilac state candlestick maker

I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an easy cop out instead of having someone else do it. I've just seen a lot of people have siblings do it when they weren't particularly close to them

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873504)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense since friends come and go.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873517)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:42 AM
Author: ultramarine fragrant fat ankles

It's obvious Midnight Cowboy is pushing hard to be your best man.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873489)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: exciting poppy generalized bond regret

cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873625)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: chest-beating ceo

who is giving a speech for you?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873683)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and maybe one of my parents.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Seedy athletic conference

lol dude

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873742)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: chest-beating ceo

you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873886)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: exciting poppy generalized bond regret

wait, so no bachelor party either?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873730)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: Cracking mischievous plaza prole

honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email each other porn and wedding dresses all day anyway?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873758)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Pea-brained jade stead boltzmann

Second this.

Just say he's a college buddy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873932)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Dun beta main people police squad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873971)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874233)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant blood rage

no, it's completely normal and not weird or creepy, just like everything else you do

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873967)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: concupiscible travel guidebook

I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party because the groom's would-be best man killed himself. this is 10X sadder than that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873987)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Dun beta main people police squad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874001)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874109)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Harsh Round Eye



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874321)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: galvanic impressive nowag native

well, people understand why the best man didn't show up.

It's worse that op's brother is alive and well and has chosen not to show up.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874575)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: khaki gay wizard library

thought Ironside was bestman

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873999)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: galvanic impressive nowag native

What? Your brother is the only best man option.

Edit: didn't read he's not coming...that is pretty fucked up.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874015)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874143)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: galvanic impressive nowag native

No MOH/best man. Lots of couples do that when they want to keep things simple.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874565)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Bright Vivacious Idiot Kitchen



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874578)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MOH. does that matter?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874699)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: galvanic impressive nowag native

Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mom if dad is walking her down the aisle. Instead she just sits down with her parents instead of standing up the entire time with her. It's weird to have one person standing up there and I bet her sister would rather sit during the ceremony anyway.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874720)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Bright Vivacious Idiot Kitchen

true, and technically the best man isn't even supposed to walk down the aisle anyway

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874726)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get walked down with both of my parents. no?

why would her dad walk her down the aisle without her mom?

arent all the parents gonna stand in the chuppah anyway? does it matter if her sister stands or not?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874809)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: galvanic impressive nowag native

I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by herself, it's NBD.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874868)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's parents walk her...

and then everyone stands in the chuppah?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874954)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: galvanic impressive nowag native

I guess...it'd be weird as hell for a random non-blood relative to be best man who is only there to walk her down the aisle.

Now why is your brother not going again? I assume maybe he doesn't support your marriage but how are your parents not talking him into at least showing up for that day. That is like family breaking apart stuff.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876456)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

ljl father escorting the pride is some prole goy bullshit. just looked it up. no wonder ive never heard of it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874825)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:16 PM
Author: Bright Vivacious Idiot Kitchen

father escorting the bride >>>>>>>> father and mother

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874847)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

ljl goyishe. some orthos have the two mothers escort the bride and the two fathers escort the groom. that's prestigious as fuck.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874858)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Bright Vivacious Idiot Kitchen

literally nothing orthodox jews do is prestigious in any way, shape or form

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874887)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

fucking the 1st dotter?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874957)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: stimulating hell boistinker



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33875008)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876609)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: hairless aromatic personal credit line pozpig

If you don't have the social skills in life to have a friend who could be your best man, then how the hell did you land a wife?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874075)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

BJC

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874131)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: thriller bipolar garrison striped hyena

it's funny but true

big dicks are about the only way to trap a shiksa these days, LJL white american women

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874593)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Brilliant psychic fanboi

Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' than someone who is just reading some "Best Best Man Speech Ever" off the internet to you?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874153)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down the aisle with the MOH

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874225)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Brilliant psychic fanboi

Is the MOH making a speech?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874231)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

No speeches at the ceremony. That's goyishe.

Party will have brief speeches.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874253)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Brilliant psychic fanboi

Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874270)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

What's a priest? a Cohen?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874290)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (rap parody)

clownfaggot op needs to gas himself unless he gives up the whole story on why his brother isn't coming to the wedding.

do it for the attention, you little whore.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874185)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: Iridescent Theatre Philosopher-king

This thread is like a zero shot kill

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874385)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: Dun beta main people police squad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874502)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Seedy athletic conference



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874513)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874582)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874943)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: Seedy athletic conference



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34014086)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: Dun beta main people police squad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34089402)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: heady corn cake

All of Xoxo will be your "man" OP just have a laptop screen open next to you at your wedding. We'll say chill vows like "he really likes it here"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874716)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:03 PM
Author: adventurous feces shrine

Since no one else has thrown it out there, do you have a sister? It's totally acceptable to have a female be a best man these days. Not that I'm normally in favor of it, but desperate times...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874767)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

nope

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874791)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: clear nursing home love of her life

Oh, I have an idea. Rent an escort!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876328)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle trust fund

I'm surprised you had to ask this.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874866)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (primer: https://youtu.be/LMbI6sk-62E)

Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

that's what this thread is for.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876400)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: pale internet-worthy church building



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876403)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Charcoal cuckold internal respiration

*bites lower lip*

right in the feels!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: yellow underhanded brethren



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876465)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

DBG's best man reading his firm bio during speech

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876490)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:19 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

UPDATE: gonna go with <><><>NOBESTMAN<><><>

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886674)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lilac state candlestick maker

That's the right call

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886712)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

it won't look awkward. we'll just have the immediate families all stand outside the chuppah.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886717)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:43 PM
Author: Seedy athletic conference



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886793)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: Dun beta main people police squad



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Date: October 8th, 2026 6:56 AM
Author: comical confused place of business



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Date: October 8th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: comical confused place of business

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