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Given a year to prepare and learn how to cook, could you Beat Bobby Flay?

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Carmine market double fault
  07/17/18
No.
Concupiscible silver toaster candlestick maker
  07/17/18
cr
Carmine market double fault
  07/18/18
Making one dish or meal? Of course. In general? Of course no...
indecent hospital
  07/17/18
You pick the dish and have one year to nail it. He doesn't k...
Carmine market double fault
  07/17/18
Yeah, of course.
flesh nibblets
  07/18/18
LJL
Carmine market double fault
  07/18/18
I run the same dish for a year, and then he has to make do a...
flesh nibblets
  07/18/18
He doesn't have to use the same ingredients or techniques. T...
Carmine market double fault
  07/18/18
What does this mean, he could bake a cake, call it a cheeseb...
trip kitchen
  07/18/18
It still has to be objectively recognizable as a cheeseburge...
Carmine market double fault
  07/18/18
what sort of talmudry is this
vermilion trailer park
  10/25/18
What about dat Detroit pizza: https://imgur.com/a/mxt0C
flesh nibblets
  07/18/18
I'd pick an obscure British treat like you see on the Great ...
trip kitchen
  07/18/18
can i consult with any top chef to help design the dish?
Cordovan senate
  07/18/18
Yes.
Carmine market double fault
  07/18/18
easy. i'd pick something way outside his range like some eth...
Cordovan senate
  07/18/18
that's fair, but I think he'll still beat you.
Carmine market double fault
  07/18/18
who are the judges? can he google recipes? if it's a turd di...
Cordovan senate
  07/18/18
It should be obvious from the title of the thread: it'll be ...
Carmine market double fault
  07/18/18
i could beat his meat. i wouldn't really want to, though
translucent brunch
  07/18/18
easily
vermilion trailer park
  07/18/18
Yes. Find something obscure, particularly something that ...
Fuchsia property
  07/18/18
I don't think that exists.
Carmine market double fault
  07/18/18
Just do some classic Tokyo style nigiri. That faggot Flay...
Know-it-all Affirmative Action
  07/18/18
cr, but the judges often love it. From wikipedia: "...
Slimy office prole
  07/18/18
PDDJ is up for the challenge
Cordovan senate
  07/18/18
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Carmine market double fault
  03/21/19
Yes
Yellow Indian Lodge Associate
  07/18/18
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Carmine market double fault
  10/25/18
100 percent.
Shivering cerebral haunted graveyard
  10/25/18
Seems too artistic and nuanced for me. I also have a shitty...
Racy gas station
  10/25/18
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Carmine market double fault
  07/16/19
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Carmine market double fault
  08/19/21
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Carmine market double fault
  10/30/24
baskin robbins ice cream photo cake
Metaphysics Is solved
  10/30/24
I’d like to beat off on his dotter
Adulterous Mauve Stain Reading Party
  10/30/24
This would make for a cool tv show
scarlet kitty cat
  10/30/24
No.
hairraiser mustard old irish cottage
  10/30/24
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Carmine market double fault
  08/21/26


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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:54 PM
Author: Carmine market double fault



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible silver toaster candlestick maker

No.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:03 AM
Author: Carmine market double fault

cr

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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: indecent hospital

Making one dish or meal? Of course. In general? Of course not.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449537)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: Carmine market double fault

You pick the dish and have one year to nail it. He doesn't know what the dish is until you tell him. You both get one hour to make it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449555)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:00 AM
Author: flesh nibblets

Yeah, of course.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449561)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:00 AM
Author: Carmine market double fault

LJL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449565)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:08 AM
Author: flesh nibblets

I run the same dish for a year, and then he has to make do after hearing about it for the first time the day of? I'm not a great cook, but I think I could pull this off



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449612)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: Carmine market double fault

He doesn't have to use the same ingredients or techniques. Think of it this way: You have a year to perfect a cheeseburger and then tell Bobby Flay on the day of that he has to make a cheeseburger. There are no other rules.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449622)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: trip kitchen

What does this mean, he could bake a cake, call it a cheeseburger, and win?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449634)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Carmine market double fault

It still has to be objectively recognizable as a cheeseburger.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449656)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 11:43 PM
Author: vermilion trailer park

what sort of talmudry is this

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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:14 AM
Author: flesh nibblets

What about dat Detroit pizza: https://imgur.com/a/mxt0C

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449644)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: trip kitchen

I'd pick an obscure British treat like you see on the Great British Bakeoff. One that has some stupid little quirks that don't get written in any recipe. And then hope he doesn't know it already.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449630)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Cordovan senate

can i consult with any top chef to help design the dish?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449646)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Carmine market double fault

Yes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449657)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Cordovan senate

easy. i'd pick something way outside his range like some ethnic dish that's easy to execute but that he might not know how to make.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449694)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: Carmine market double fault

that's fair, but I think he'll still beat you.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449709)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Cordovan senate

who are the judges? can he google recipes? if it's a turd dish, are they turd judges? if u make some authentic turd dish w some 12-spice mix and he's not gonna know the right spice mix off the top of his head, he's not going to get it right. fuck, he might not even know wtf it is.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449719)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:30 AM
Author: Carmine market double fault

It should be obvious from the title of the thread: it'll be food network judges. Basically, any judge who appears on Beat Bobby Flay. The tasting is blind.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449725)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: translucent brunch

i could beat his meat. i wouldn't really want to, though

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449617)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: vermilion trailer park

easily

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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Fuchsia property

Yes.

Find something obscure, particularly something that relies on one or more unintuitive methods or processes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449752)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:38 AM
Author: Carmine market double fault

I don't think that exists.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449756)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:55 AM
Author: Know-it-all Affirmative Action

Just do some classic Tokyo style nigiri.

That faggot Flay would go throwing chili peppers on everything and ruin it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449806)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: Slimy office prole

cr, but the judges often love it.

From wikipedia: "Through 198 competitions Bobby Flay's win-loss record is 129 and 69." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beat_Bobby_Flay

I skimmed a few of the seasons quickly, but he's won ethnic food challenges (e.g., beef bulgogi) and baking challenges (e.g., chocolate tart, banana cream pie), and has lost some Mexican / Tex-Mex challenges (e.g., seafood burrito, meat tacos).

Soft spot might be Indian: He was 0-3 in the ones I saw.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449895)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 2:15 AM
Author: Cordovan senate

PDDJ is up for the challenge

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36450029)



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Date: March 21st, 2019 7:14 PM
Author: Carmine market double fault



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Date: July 18th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: Yellow Indian Lodge Associate

Yes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#36449909)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: Carmine market double fault



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Date: October 25th, 2018 11:38 PM
Author: Shivering cerebral haunted graveyard

100 percent.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#37097137)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: Racy gas station

Seems too artistic and nuanced for me. I also have a shitty palate. No way.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#37097139)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 8:29 PM
Author: Carmine market double fault



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Date: August 19th, 2021 4:11 PM
Author: Carmine market double fault



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Date: October 30th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: Carmine market double fault



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Date: October 30th, 2024 2:12 PM
Author: Metaphysics Is solved

baskin robbins ice cream photo cake

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Date: October 30th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: Adulterous Mauve Stain Reading Party

I’d like to beat off on his dotter

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Date: October 30th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: scarlet kitty cat

This would make for a cool tv show

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2#48259372)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: hairraiser mustard old irish cottage

No.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Carmine market double fault



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