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Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
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  12/20/20
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Chartreuse 180 rehab ladyboy
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Sadistic Psychic
  08/21/19
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avocado dashing cuckold locus
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
fantasy-prone titillating nursing home jap
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Rose thirsty toilet seat center
  08/21/19
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talented hospital
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
khaki stirring dysfunction gaping
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Sadistic Psychic
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Rose thirsty toilet seat center
  08/21/19
emergency money
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MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
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MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
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onyx dog poop ratface
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You’re poor
crimson pit
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Big-titted Boistinker
  09/01/19
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Aphrodisiac puce death wish field
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
fantasy-prone titillating nursing home jap
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
talented hospital
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As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
lime shitlib
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
passionate blue resort
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
hyperactive voyeur stage
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great thread
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Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad
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https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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Chartreuse 180 rehab ladyboy
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i love men
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Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Big-titted Boistinker
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
swollen jew
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad
  09/13/25
[Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has...
Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad
  11/14/25
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: onyx dog poop ratface

OH GOD, OH-

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Chartreuse 180 rehab ladyboy



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Sadistic Psychic

LJL @ poors

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: avocado dashing cuckold locus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: fantasy-prone titillating nursing home jap

MFCR alert

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Rose thirsty toilet seat center

Prole tell!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: talented hospital



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: khaki stirring dysfunction gaping

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Sadistic Psychic

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Rose thirsty toilet seat center

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Sadistic Psychic

emergency money

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac puce death wish field



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: metal emerald university

hehe

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: onyx dog poop ratface



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: crimson pit

You’re poor

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Big-titted Boistinker

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac puce death wish field



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: fantasy-prone titillating nursing home jap

I just got one of these too FML

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: talented hospital

How poor are you fuckers?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: lime shitlib

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: passionate blue resort

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: hyperactive voyeur stage

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: cobalt free-loading address hairy legs

great thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse 180 rehab ladyboy



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: cobalt free-loading address hairy legs

i love men

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Big-titted Boistinker

How are you this poor

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: swollen jew

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49430061)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Chrome doobsian trump supporter chad

You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached the limit of 3 applications in a 30 day window. Check your email for updates from our Careers team.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#50149638)