Date: March 21st, 2022 3:41 PM Author: Cordovan Lettuce
POV: Your online girlfriend that you have met in person only one time previously, who has fucked over a dozen posters in a highly publicized and humiliating manner, who you have destroyed your reputation for by simping endlessly for her and who shows no loyalty to you and brutally negs you in multiple threads over multiple days has just referred to you two as "samurai or some shit, back to back, each with our own swords, fighting off the waves of dorks coming at us from all directions. i don't feel the need to respond right away, publicly, in the context of the battle, when he makes a kill. it's unnecessary at best."
Date: March 21st, 2022 3:45 PM Author: Indigo shivering brunch
To be fair,
"Haha oh yeah my life has become a foreceme on XO, fuck yeah -- I can, like, 'feel' things again now!" muttered the 30-year-old unmarried Jewish whore with no children who was completely dead inside to no one in particular in a cartoonishly "ironic" manner while sitting alone in her shitbox apartment, as her latest pathetic simp middle-aged internet boyfriend sent her another groveling "Mwah" text and she prepared to shove her aging flesh into an overpriced pair of skintight jeans and perform to a crowd of ~40 equally bored and leering obscenely immature 30+ year old drunks at an obscure Ktown bar with her "screamo" band for "fun".
You want to believe that, but she was doing this same shit on here long before you were in the picture.
You can do much better than the box. She doesn't deserve your continued attention. You're feeding her with your fixation--it's majorly wasting your time that you could be spent doing something worthwhile to improve for your future wife.
Imagine your future wife discovering that you were obsessed with some BPD hag. It's unbecoming.
Date: October 26th, 2026 7:57 PM Author: Chest-beating Boltzmann Ceo
Great poaster imo
After hating on me and The Box viscously for most of 2022 I offered him a truce to vote for each other in MPM. We squashed the beef and he was chill with me ever since then. Think he just needed a little love and attention.