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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
curious spot private investor
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
canary aphrodisiac pit
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
curious spot private investor
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
cobalt indian lodge
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
Nubile vivacious shrine dopamine
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racy dingle berry kitty
  04/05/22
He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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cracking gas station party of the first part
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razzle-dazzle mischievous generalized bond
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violet comical puppy
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Coral property
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Slap-happy bossy rigor
  09/03/26
The minds are not matched
Bateful therapy
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
Lemon Depressive
  04/05/22
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alcoholic address
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
curious spot private investor
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
Lemon Depressive
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
curious spot private investor
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
Lemon Depressive
  04/05/22
Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
Flesh sneaky criminal church
  04/06/22
WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
Maniacal Crackhouse
  04/05/22
Height?
light garrison french chef
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
curious spot private investor
  04/05/22
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sienna adventurous blood rage
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razzle vengeful theater stage
  04/05/22
Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
galvanic new version
  04/05/22
shots fired
Dun flatulent native
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
curious spot private investor
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
sepia dashing windowlicker
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
stimulating turquoise dysfunction
  04/05/22
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curious spot private investor
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
Silver public bath jap
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
misanthropic mauve parlour
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
Passionate personal credit line range
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
cobalt indian lodge
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
heady abode immigrant
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
stimulating turquoise dysfunction
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
Cerebral costumed university old irish cottage
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cobalt indian lodge
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pungent locus
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curious spot private investor
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women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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curious spot private investor
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flushed irradiated pozpig
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
flushed irradiated pozpig
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
nyuug
  09/03/26


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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: curious spot private investor

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: canary aphrodisiac pit

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: curious spot private investor

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: cobalt indian lodge

Getting blasted everyday

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Nubile vivacious shrine dopamine

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: racy dingle berry kitty



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: cobalt indian lodge

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: cracking gas station party of the first part



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous generalized bond



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: violet comical puppy



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Coral property



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Slap-happy bossy rigor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Bateful therapy

The minds are not matched

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Lemon Depressive

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: alcoholic address



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: curious spot private investor

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Lemon Depressive

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: curious spot private investor

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Lemon Depressive

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Flesh sneaky criminal church

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Maniacal Crackhouse

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: light garrison french chef

Height?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: curious spot private investor

5'7" - 5'8"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: sienna adventurous blood rage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: razzle vengeful theater stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: galvanic new version

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Dun flatulent native

shots fired

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: curious spot private investor

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: sepia dashing windowlicker

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: stimulating turquoise dysfunction

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: curious spot private investor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Silver public bath jap

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: misanthropic mauve parlour

tallmos done here

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Passionate personal credit line range

This is JJC, right?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: cobalt indian lodge

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: heady abode immigrant

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: stimulating turquoise dysfunction

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Cerebral costumed university old irish cottage

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: cobalt indian lodge



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: pungent locus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Excitant orchestra pit degenerate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: curious spot private investor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: curious spot private investor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: mustard toaster

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: curious spot private investor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: flushed irradiated pozpig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: flushed irradiated pozpig

how much you pay them?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114491)