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Shitlib writes essay about teaching 12 y/o son to jerk off

https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-te...
MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
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Maroon vibrant corner water buffalo
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(Bob Getty)
Chrome Wonderful Hissy Fit Space
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“My son reached seventh grade last September. When he ...
Elite brunch
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"At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person ...
bateful puce toilet seat electric furnace
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I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica.
Elite brunch
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lascivious amethyst boistinker meetinghouse
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I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's tea...
sooty degenerate set
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soul-stirring balding gas station
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“I’m not sure what turns me on.” Bull-f...
Maroon vibrant corner water buffalo
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lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 ai...
Thriller turdskin abode
  04/15/22
if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he...
queensbridge benzo
  04/15/22
gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes?
Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability
  04/15/22
And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s….
At-the-ready yapping kitchen international law enforcement agency
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Wtf libs?
lsd
  04/15/22
I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn?
Boyish ruddy coffee pot
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Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?...
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MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
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not gonna read but I’d lol at libs if I wasn’t s...
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  04/15/22
You voted for this
Deranged exciting house voyeur
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what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad s...
low-t forum
  04/15/22
I was discussing this on xo years ago. http://www.autoa...
sooty degenerate set
  04/15/22
This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published ...
sooty degenerate set
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BRIAN GRESKO Brian Gresko is a widely published writer base...
sooty degenerate set
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When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk ...
sooty degenerate set
  04/15/22
94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op
sooty degenerate set
  04/15/22
never saw this coming
Marvelous abnormal gay wizard keepsake machete
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https://twitter.com/briangresko/status/972157782433595393?s=...
Elite brunch
  04/15/22
This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay f...
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sooty degenerate set
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I give him a version of this speech: https://m.youtube.co...
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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:35 PM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus

https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-teenager-about-masturbation.html

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348473)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: Maroon vibrant corner water buffalo

https://compote.slate.com/images/a7a53809-dbbf-427f-99bc-5c01117aa761.jpeg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348654)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: Chrome Wonderful Hissy Fit Space

(Bob Getty)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349612)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:38 PM
Author: Elite brunch

“My son reached seventh grade last September. When he was full of questions about masturbation— When do people start doing it? How do you do it? What’s an orgasm like?—we phoned a longtime friend he calls his “uncle.” “If anyone knows about tween masturbation, it’s your uncle,” I told him. “He was obsessed, and did it all the time.”

On speaker phone, his uncle said that was indeed true. Then he answered my son’s questions and explained that it’s OK to feel all sorts of things while masturbating.”

The pedo “uncle” was probably jerking off the whole conversation

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348497)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: bateful puce toilet seat electric furnace

"At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person excites him and said as much directly: “I’m not sure what turns me on.”

I reminded him of how two of his favorite TV characters, Maya from Pen15 and Andrew in Big Mouth, experience desire not just for other people, but in an abstract way too, with toys or even by fantasizing about a tomato, or a pillow, or themselves. "

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348530)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:01 PM
Author: Elite brunch

I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348629)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: lascivious amethyst boistinker meetinghouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348646)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: sooty degenerate set

I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's teachers and classmates and classmates' parents will read this. You could falsely accuse the dad of rape and prolly get a conviction if this is admissible.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349331)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring balding gas station



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349571)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: Maroon vibrant corner water buffalo

“I’m not sure what turns me on.”

Bull-fucking-shit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348658)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:57 PM
Author: Thriller turdskin abode

lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 aimed at kids

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349338)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: queensbridge benzo

if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he needs https://images.app.goo.gl/V3JDeXjHoMPHvgZ5A

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348657)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM
Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt)

gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348662)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: At-the-ready yapping kitchen international law enforcement agency

And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s….

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349637)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM
Author: lsd (Golden Retrievers Did Nothing Wrong)

Wtf libs?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348661)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:24 PM
Author: Boyish ruddy coffee pot

I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348740)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: emerald headpube son of senegal

Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191504)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191505)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Domesticated State Organic Girlfriend

not gonna read but I’d lol at libs if I wasn’t so scared they're trying to rape my kids

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349116)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: Deranged exciting house voyeur

You voted for this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349137)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: low-t forum

what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad so many questions about whacking off? if my dad ever broached the subject with me, i probably would have stabbed myself in the ear with a pencil.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349204)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:45 PM
Author: sooty degenerate set

I was discussing this on xo years ago.

LOL Happiness the movie (1998) just disappeared, cannot be obtained anymore

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349290)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: sooty degenerate set

This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published the way it was, when it was. Almost subversively so. I wonder if someone at Slate staged it by inducing this massive pedo fag to write his confession under the rubric of "I can get you published on Slate!" The pedo already has the article linked on his web site

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349231)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:38 PM
Author: sooty degenerate set

BRIAN GRESKO

Brian Gresko is a widely published writer based in Brooklyn. He co-runs Pete’s Reading Series, Brooklyn’s longest-running literary venue

https://slate.com/author/brian-gresko

Ok so where is he widely published? It can't be Slate because there are no links there.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349254)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: sooty degenerate set

When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk About the Triumphs, Challenges, and Transformative Experience of Fatherhood https://www.amazon.com/dp/0425269248/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_J0PWF5YY0XRCED2SM0BC

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349267)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:50 PM
Author: sooty degenerate set

94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349307)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:01 PM
Author: Marvelous abnormal gay wizard keepsake machete

never saw this coming

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349355)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:45 PM
Author: Elite brunch

https://twitter.com/briangresko/status/972157782433595393

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349563)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:59 PM
Author: At-the-ready yapping kitchen international law enforcement agency

This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay face analyzer and this article is a work (against America by satan)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349643)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: sooty degenerate set

Hypo: This is real, and you are this dood's lawyer. He didn't tell you before he did it. You just found out about it ITT.*

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*this is not unlike working for the govt sometimes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349653)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: At-the-ready yapping kitchen international law enforcement agency

I give him a version of this speech:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3PhWFhA3I



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349665)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: sooty degenerate set

Bad answer.

EDIT: That happens, but at a much later stage. Right now it's not your first priority. Also it's best if someone else delivers those lines, though you may be the one who writes them.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349668)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: bat shit crazy mind-boggling azn hunting ground



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349656)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 8:04 PM
Author: Elite brunch



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44353654)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: At-the-ready yapping kitchen international law enforcement agency



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44354295)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191482)