\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Airdrop

Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Than...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  11/23/22
...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  11/23/22
...
ruinous phenotype
  11/23/22
...
Massive Crackhouse Alpha
  11/24/23
...
ruinous phenotype
  11/24/23
Can't even tell if this is satire any more.
coral masturbator dysfunction
  11/24/23
cr
fluffy titillating market
  11/24/23
...
Massive Crackhouse Alpha
  03/30/25
...
cerise pungent jap macaca
  05/02/25
<3 u guys so much
blue tank
  11/24/23
These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!
embarrassed to the bone dashing space
  11/24/23
Dude she worked hard on it be nice
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  11/24/23
Wait waiit wait.... We need to know the AGES of these gir...
fluffy titillating market
  11/24/23
Love is Love
crawly foreskin
  11/24/23
...
thriller garrison
  11/28/24
...
Autistic Striped Hyena Box Office
  11/24/23
...
Massive Crackhouse Alpha
  11/24/23
...
Jet-lagged Therapy
  11/24/23
...
Massive Crackhouse Alpha
  11/25/23
"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said...
fluffy titillating market
  11/25/23
...
Offensive den
  11/25/23
...
Massive Crackhouse Alpha
  11/25/23
...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  11/29/23
...
thriller garrison
  12/07/23
this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Stor...
Spruce concupiscible resort
  12/07/23
...
fluffy titillating market
  04/04/25
...
180 stubborn property persian
  04/04/25
...
180 stubborn property persian
  12/04/23
...
thriller garrison
  12/04/23
under appreciated thread
gay boltzmann
  12/04/23
Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turn...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  12/07/23
she was a bowl of yams
thriller garrison
  12/07/23
...
180 stubborn property persian
  12/07/23
...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  11/08/24
...
Duck-like Dilemma Regret
  11/28/24
...
thirsty lavender national roast beef
  03/30/25
...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  03/30/25
they might not be sure themselves
orchid out-of-control associate chad
  05/02/25
tp
tan wild depressive
  11/28/25
"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since...
cerise pungent jap macaca
  05/02/25
...
Big-titted becky
  05/19/25
...
tan wild depressive
  11/28/25
...
thriller garrison
  11/28/25
...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  11/14/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply

Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#45533980)



Reply

Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#45536743)



Reply

Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#45536751)



Reply

Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Massive Crackhouse Alpha



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092703)



Reply

Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092704)



Reply

Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: coral masturbator dysfunction

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092709)



Reply

Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: fluffy titillating market

cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092722)



Reply

Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Massive Crackhouse Alpha



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48796545)



Reply

Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: cerise pungent jap macaca



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48899768)



Reply

Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: blue tank

<3 u guys so much

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092711)



Reply

Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone dashing space

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092714)



Reply

Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47094823)



Reply

Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: fluffy titillating market

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092721)



Reply

Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: crawly foreskin

Love is Love

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092999)



Reply

Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: thriller garrison



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48391012)



Reply

Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Autistic Striped Hyena Box Office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47093006)



Reply

Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Massive Crackhouse Alpha



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47095630)



Reply

Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Therapy



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47095635)



Reply

Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Massive Crackhouse Alpha



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47098836)



Reply

Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: fluffy titillating market

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47098853)



Reply

Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Offensive den



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47098854)



Reply

Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: Massive Crackhouse Alpha



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47098866)



Reply

Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47111825)



Reply

Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: thriller garrison



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47143080)



Reply

Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Spruce concupiscible resort

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47144858)



Reply

Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: fluffy titillating market



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48816934)



Reply

Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: 180 stubborn property persian



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48816958)



Reply

Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: 180 stubborn property persian



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47133294)



Reply

Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: thriller garrison



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47133299)



Reply

Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: gay boltzmann

under appreciated thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47133305)



Reply

Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47143110)



Reply

Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: thriller garrison

she was a bowl of yams

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47144848)



Reply

Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: 180 stubborn property persian



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47142866)



Reply

Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48309451)



Reply

Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Duck-like Dilemma Regret



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48390994)



Reply

Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: thirsty lavender national roast beef



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48796380)



Reply

Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48796391)



Reply

Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: orchid out-of-control associate chad

they might not be sure themselves

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48899759)



Reply

Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: tan wild depressive

tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#49467430)



Reply

Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: cerise pungent jap macaca

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48899766)



Reply

Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Big-titted becky



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48945298)



Reply

Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: tan wild depressive



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#49467427)



Reply

Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: thriller garrison



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#49467431)



Reply

Date: November 14th, 2026 7:52 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#50258141)