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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Green den
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Wonderful pale black woman
  04/18/25
Cr.
Soul-stirring Clear Gas Station
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
"in real life"
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Umber market puppy
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
sinister snowy mad-dog skullcap
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Henna generalized bond forum
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  04/18/25
...
Hot patrolman
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Chest-beating charismatic scourge upon the earth temple
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Chest-beating charismatic scourge upon the earth temple
  04/18/25
...
Diverse theatre cuckoldry
  04/18/25
...
Olive chapel
  08/17/26
...
Yellow supple goyim
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Fear-inspiring Mint Voyeur
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Pontificating space round eye
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Pontificating space round eye
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Diverse theatre cuckoldry
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Pontificating space round eye
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Pontificating space round eye
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Curious unhinged business firm milk
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Pontificating space round eye
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Diverse theatre cuckoldry
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Fucking Fuckface
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Diverse theatre cuckoldry
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Fucking Fuckface
  04/18/25
...
MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  08/17/26
...
MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Seedy amethyst menage mother
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Seedy amethyst menage mother
  04/18/25
...
crimson ape
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Pontificating space round eye
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  04/18/25
...
Yellow supple goyim
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Blathering kitty cat affirmative action
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Fucking Fuckface
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Wonderful pale black woman
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  08/17/26
...
MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Chest-beating charismatic scourge upon the earth temple
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Chest-beating charismatic scourge upon the earth temple
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Chest-beating charismatic scourge upon the earth temple
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Hyperventilating dull dog poop idea he suggested
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Hyperventilating dull dog poop idea he suggested
  08/17/26
...
Richard Ames
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Seedy amethyst menage mother
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Seedy amethyst menage mother
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
"in real life"
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  09/20/26
...
Charcoal sick meetinghouse
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Green den

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Wonderful pale black woman

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Clear Gas Station

Cr.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: "in real life"

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Umber market puppy

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: sinister snowy mad-dog skullcap

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Henna generalized bond forum

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Hot patrolman



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Chest-beating charismatic scourge upon the earth temple

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Chest-beating charismatic scourge upon the earth temple

(ballsack dipper)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Diverse theatre cuckoldry



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Olive chapel



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Yellow supple goyim



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Mint Voyeur

Okay, i lol’d

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Pontificating space round eye

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Pontificating space round eye

who's a good boy?!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Diverse theatre cuckoldry

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Pontificating space round eye

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Pontificating space round eye

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Curious unhinged business firm milk

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Pontificating space round eye

jfc goys

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Diverse theatre cuckoldry

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

wtf is fodip?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Diverse theatre cuckoldry

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Ty friend

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Seedy amethyst menage mother

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Seedy amethyst menage mother

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: crimson ape



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Pontificating space round eye

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Yellow supple goyim



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Blathering kitty cat affirmative action

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Wonderful pale black woman

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Chest-beating charismatic scourge upon the earth temple

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

ur dumb

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Chest-beating charismatic scourge upon the earth temple

(ballsack dipper)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

idk wtf that even means

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Chest-beating charismatic scourge upon the earth temple

it's not very hard to figure out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Hyperventilating dull dog poop idea he suggested

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Hyperventilating dull dog poop idea he suggested

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Richard Ames



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Seedy amethyst menage mother

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

You just aren’t hitting it right

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Seedy amethyst menage mother

i'm not hitting it at all

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: "in real life"

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Charcoal sick meetinghouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50149087)