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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
scarlet locus
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
Dun thriller shrine
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
vibrant fishy turdskin
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
hairraiser pontificating old irish cottage sweet tailpipe
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
gunneratttt
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Up-to-no-good box office mother
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
jade coiffed orchestra pit liquid oxygen
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
Dun thriller shrine
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
scarlet locus
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
Cerise Famous Landscape Painting
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Lavender house
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
scarlet locus
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
Mint sickened roommate
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
scarlet locus
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
chrome hominid kitty
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
scarlet locus
  08/29/25
no
chrome hominid kitty
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Pumonymous
  08/29/25
...
chrome hominid kitty
  08/28/25
...
Pumonymous
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
Nofapping Elastic Band
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Bonkers Nowag
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
histrionic shimmering pistol
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Bonkers Nowag
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
disgusting tan church building cuckold
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
boyish apoplectic filthpig
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
vibrant fishy turdskin
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
scarlet locus
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
vibrant fishy turdskin
  08/28/25
wow
Up-to-no-good box office mother
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
pearl aggressive hall half-breed
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
Copper fluffy ticket booth rigor
  08/29/25
...
scarlet locus
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
scarlet locus
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
Vermilion gaped love of her life center
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
Misanthropic galvanic station
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
carmine at-the-ready indirect expression spot
  08/29/26
...
scarlet locus
  08/29/26


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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: scarlet locus

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: Dun thriller shrine

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: vibrant fishy turdskin

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: hairraiser pontificating old irish cottage sweet tailpipe

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good box office mother

immigration from North Africa is how

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: jade coiffed orchestra pit liquid oxygen

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: Dun thriller shrine

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: scarlet locus

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Cerise Famous Landscape Painting

How about I Trojan your ass

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Lavender house

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: scarlet locus

Read up on the legend a bit more

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Mint sickened roommate

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: scarlet locus

cr. forgot about them

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: chrome hominid kitty

OP said US sports teams

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: scarlet locus

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: chrome hominid kitty

no

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Eat shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: chrome hominid kitty



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Pumonymous



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: Nofapping Elastic Band

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Bonkers Nowag

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: histrionic shimmering pistol

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Bonkers Nowag

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: disgusting tan church building cuckold

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: boyish apoplectic filthpig

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: vibrant fishy turdskin

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: scarlet locus

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: vibrant fishy turdskin

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good box office mother

wow

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: pearl aggressive hall half-breed

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Copper fluffy ticket booth rigor

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: scarlet locus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: scarlet locus

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Vermilion gaped love of her life center

The Cleveland Commoduses

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Misanthropic galvanic station

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: carmine at-the-ready indirect expression spot

But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: scarlet locus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#50102080)