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DOJ files masterful brief in the WH ballroom case

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-...
Hyperactive Bateful Pit
  04/28/26
institutional collapse
Dashing alpha
  04/28/26
Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballroom...
faglord
  04/28/26
(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care ...
Hyperactive Bateful Pit
  04/29/26
This can't be real
Fucking Fuckface
  04/28/26
Trump wrote that
Contagious coldplay fan kitty
  04/28/26
...
Sooty garrison
  04/29/26
...
ferengi
  04/29/26
Seems so
fear-inspiring vigorous depressive
  04/30/26
...
MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  04/30/26
Dictated but not read. DJT
Amethyst Orchestra Pit Background Story
  05/06/26
...
Multi-colored adulterous bbw
  05/06/26
it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. i...
sapphire aphrodisiac prole
  04/28/26
a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for tru...
marvelous balding indirect expression state
  04/28/26
Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?
Multi-colored adulterous bbw
  05/06/26
is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?
honey-headed heady travel guidebook
  04/28/26
What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy
ferengi
  04/29/26
Only the BEST!
Sooty garrison
  04/29/26
You just noticed?
fear-inspiring vigorous depressive
  04/30/26
Nah, but it gets more striking every day.
ferengi
  04/30/26
The ballroom has electrolytes
rose passionate parlor
  04/29/26
Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony
Sooty garrison
  05/07/26
the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a tr...
Hyperactive Bateful Pit
  04/29/26
And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me
ferengi
  04/29/26
where are the handclap emojis
Cerebral nibblets site
  04/29/26
All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Le...
sable doobsian antidepressant drug station
  04/29/26
This is truly, truly bonkers
rose passionate parlor
  04/29/26
Alpha.
sticky trip rigor stag film
  04/29/26
Is this real?
Bisexual disgusting dopamine
  04/30/26
No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon
fear-inspiring vigorous depressive
  04/30/26
suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican ch...
queensbridge benzo
  04/30/26
U drunk?
fear-inspiring vigorous depressive
  04/30/26
no drunker than hegseth probably is rn
queensbridge benzo
  04/30/26
JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling ab...
Sooty garrison
  04/30/26
Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief
MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  04/30/26
...
MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  04/30/26
I still can’t believe this is real
rose passionate parlor
  04/30/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
Hyperactive Bateful Pit
  05/02/26
"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction...
Hyperactive Bateful Pit
  05/02/26
Majestic
rose passionate parlor
  05/02/26
“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it” ...
fear-inspiring vigorous depressive
  05/03/26
Honestly that was my first thought
ferengi
  05/04/26
This is still so funny
ferengi
  05/04/26
i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty ...
Hyperactive Bateful Pit
  05/04/26
Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and st...
rose passionate parlor
  05/04/26
The judiciary is seeing it everywhere
Dashing alpha
  05/04/26
I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my off...
rose passionate parlor
  05/04/26
Lmfao do it
ferengi
  05/04/26
What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No...
Dashing alpha
  05/04/26
...
ferengi
  05/06/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
ferengi
  05/06/26
...
sticky trip rigor stag film
  05/06/26
Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.
Multi-colored adulterous bbw
  05/06/26
^^the author
rose passionate parlor
  05/06/26
...
Multi-colored adulterous bbw
  05/07/26
I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried th...
Dashing alpha
  05/06/26
It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might ...
fragrant fishy gaming laptop stead
  05/07/26
just thought about this and had to read it again, so good
ferengi
  10/01/26
Butbutbut Kamala is veddy low IQ! Right birdshits
cream dead house really tough guy
  10/01/26


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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Hyperactive Bateful Pit

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-a6d1-08576890ad57.pdf?itid=lk_inline_manual_2

Surprised at the stellar writing here. The prose practically sings. Didn’t expect that given that Trump has hired a bunch of hacks. Credit where it’s due.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850100)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Dashing alpha

institutional collapse

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850104)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: faglord

Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballrooms or "Israel"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850111)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:59 AM
Author: Hyperactive Bateful Pit

(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care about desert people, why is everyone talking about jews and jewish power")

it's 180 how fast things are changing for you people. just a year ago, your above poast wouldn't have given away that you're an undercover jew. but now it's clear in two seconds. keep it up tho, it's hilarious.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850612)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

This can't be real

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850134)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: Contagious coldplay fan kitty

Trump wrote that

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850139)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Sooty garrison



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850563)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: ferengi



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852726)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: fear-inspiring vigorous depressive

Seems so

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853207)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus (No Future)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853516)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Amethyst Orchestra Pit Background Story

Dictated but not read. DJT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871175)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored adulterous bbw



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871216)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: sapphire aphrodisiac prole

it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. it's fucking double spaced like a college kid trying to make his term paper 5 full pages

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850144)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: marvelous balding indirect expression state

a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for trump

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850154)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored adulterous bbw

Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871235)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: honey-headed heady travel guidebook

is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850178)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: ferengi

What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850586)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: Sooty garrison

Only the BEST!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850592)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: fear-inspiring vigorous depressive

You just noticed?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853211)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: ferengi

Nah, but it gets more striking every day.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49854800)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: rose passionate parlor

The ballroom has electrolytes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850603)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:05 AM
Author: Sooty garrison

Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871593)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:00 AM
Author: Hyperactive Bateful Pit

the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a trump truth social poast. this thing is 180.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850613)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: ferengi

And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852736)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Cerebral nibblets site

where are the handclap emojis

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852735)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: sable doobsian antidepressant drug station

All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Leon.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852744)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: rose passionate parlor

This is truly, truly bonkers

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852899)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: sticky trip rigor stag film

Alpha.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852938)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Bisexual disgusting dopamine

Is this real?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853187)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: fear-inspiring vigorous depressive

No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853208)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: queensbridge benzo

suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican chorus a "gay bipartisan chorus"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853234)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: fear-inspiring vigorous depressive

U drunk?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: queensbridge benzo

no drunker than hegseth probably is rn

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853271)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: Sooty garrison

JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling about like this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853502)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus (No Future)

Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853519)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus (No Future)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853641)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: rose passionate parlor

I still can’t believe this is real

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49854776)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Hyperactive Bateful Pit

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and

the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both

the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John

Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49859226)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Hyperactive Bateful Pit

"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction is intolerable and unsustainable as a matter of equity and Law."

Why is "law" capitalized but equity is not? it must be because the brief has been filed in a Court of Law

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49859230)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: rose passionate parlor

Majestic

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49859259)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: fear-inspiring vigorous depressive

“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it”

*rubs hands and cackles*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49861609)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: ferengi

Honestly that was my first thought

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864723)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: ferengi

This is still so funny

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864720)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Hyperactive Bateful Pit

i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty sign their name to this? lol.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864730)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: rose passionate parlor

Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and stupid lawyers doing work.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864748)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Dashing alpha

The judiciary is seeing it everywhere

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49865005)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: rose passionate parlor

I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my office to remind myself exactly how dumb this era was.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864751)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: ferengi

Lmfao do it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864779)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Dashing alpha

What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No self respecting lawyer ever reported to Pam Bondi and none will report to Blanche. Sessions was ex-AUSA who kept it professional, and Barr was an evil genius

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49865008)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: ferengi



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870391)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: ferengi

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig. The lower section of the building does not work without the upper section and, likewise, the upper section of the building does not work without the lower. It is all one highly integrated unit! As an example, one venting system, one electrical system, one plumbing system, one security system, one air conditioning and heating system, one elevator connector and, very importantly, one structural steel and enforced concrete system — and more. Even the bullet proof windows and glass, and the heavy steel, drone proof roof, protect what is below. With such a facility, it would have been impossible for an attack like that which took place last Saturday evening in D.C. when an attempted assassin, armed with a shotgun, pistol, and knives, charged through a security checkpoint at the Washington Hilton in an attempt to assassinate President Donald J. Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, and members of the President’s Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870387)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: sticky trip rigor stag film



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870939)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored adulterous bbw

Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871228)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: rose passionate parlor

^^the author

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871418)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Multi-colored adulterous bbw



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Dashing alpha

I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried the Government has some devious plot afoot and I'm like "bitch this is what the lawyers at DOJ are putting out, I think I got this."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871428)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: fragrant fishy gaming laptop stead

It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might as well make it a Trump tweet. You can show the president the brief and he’ll finally feel like his lawyers are listening to him.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871448)



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Date: October 1st, 2026 2:22 AM
Author: ferengi

just thought about this and had to read it again, so good

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#50163705)



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Date: October 1st, 2026 3:26 AM
Author: cream dead house really tough guy

Butbutbut Kamala is veddy low IQ! Right birdshits

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#50163728)