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What the fuck happened to Magic: The Gathering?

Haven't played since jr high, but this seems pretty disgrace...
slap-happy dopamine jew
  07/21/26
I assume it got taken over by purple haired millennial queer...
soul-stirring yellow public bath
  07/21/26
you are correct, zir.
animeboi
  07/21/26
...
rough-skinned puppy
  07/21/26
Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got sup...
animeboi
  07/21/26
>Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got...
Buff Contagious Brunch French Chef
  07/21/26
Modernity: The Gathering
Buff Contagious Brunch French Chef
  07/21/26
...
controlling a virtual character on a computer
  07/21/26
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Buff Contagious Brunch French Chef
  07/21/26
tp
high-end multi-colored business firm
  07/21/26
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Buff Contagious Brunch French Chef
  07/22/26
"nerd clique" went from 'overly brainy white and a...
controlling a virtual character on a computer
  07/21/26
Where are the brainy white and asian guys now?
Burgundy School
  07/21/26
being racist and misogynistic online and doing AI stuff
controlling a virtual character on a computer
  07/21/26
in the brain chamber
House-broken crotch candlestick maker
  07/21/26
Incredible read of the situation and explains SO MUCH
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  07/21/26
Imagine rolling into a MTG tournament with a crew of your br...
slap-happy dopamine jew
  07/25/26
...
Useless whorehouse
  07/27/26
token azn mascot at the MTG tournament rocking a white weeni...
controlling a virtual character on a computer
  07/27/26
semen-stained serra angels
slap-happy dopamine jew
  07/28/26
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Titillating Dull Home Pervert
  07/26/26
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Titillating Dull Home Pervert
  07/26/26
(JD Vance)
cordovan hairless ticket booth pocket flask
  07/21/26
EDH became a popular casual format and then WotC began suppo...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/21/26
just googled "Rule 0" and burst out laughing irl
controlling a virtual character on a computer
  07/21/26
...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/26/26
had to do a lot of research to parse this post but cr cr
haunting macaca
  07/21/26
...
Titillating Dull Home Pervert
  07/26/26
"MTG Commander is a casual multiplayer format of the Ma...
slap-happy dopamine jew
  07/26/26
it's just as gay and retarded as it seems
controlling a virtual character on a computer
  07/26/26
It started out as a homebrew format where the idea was to us...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/28/26
blown | out | tp
high-end multi-colored business firm
  07/21/26
https://tcgplayer-cdn.tcgplayer.com/product/279269_in_1000x1...
overrated bateful house generalized bond
  07/25/26
...
controlling a virtual character on a computer
  07/25/26
That's honestly not as offensive to me as having New York Ci...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/26/26
The original game’s players were unable to reproduce, ...
razzle-dazzle submissive locale
  07/25/26
...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/26/26
WTF are the nerds ITT even talking about? Is this a card gam...
mewling box office
  07/27/26
Wow u totally convinced us you're a studly jock not a geek w...
animeboi
  07/28/26
EPAH is 10000% the sort of Reddit soyboy dweeb who plays MtG...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/28/26
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  07/28/26


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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: slap-happy dopamine jew

Haven't played since jr high, but this seems pretty disgraceful to the lore:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FR7K693P

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014407)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring yellow public bath

I assume it got taken over by purple haired millennial queers

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014422)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

you are correct, zir.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014432)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: rough-skinned puppy



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014525)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got super super gay. Lots of licensed sets not like TMNT, Lord of the Rings, Final Fantasy, etc. Trannies took over all the nerd hobbies like DnD and Magic.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014431)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Buff Contagious Brunch French Chef

>Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got super super gay.

LOL’d, ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014990)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Buff Contagious Brunch French Chef

Modernity: The Gathering

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014991)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015001)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Buff Contagious Brunch French Chef



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015011)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: high-end multi-colored business firm

tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015336)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 12:32 AM
Author: Buff Contagious Brunch French Chef



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50016029)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer

"nerd clique" went from 'overly brainy white and asian guys' to 'people with shitty phenotypes.' people who have shitty phenotypes are overwhelmingly lib and so everything about nerd clique became shitlib

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014650)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Burgundy School

Where are the brainy white and asian guys now?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014668)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer

being racist and misogynistic online and doing AI stuff

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014679)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: House-broken crotch candlestick maker

in the brain chamber

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014974)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: brilliant fragrant wagecucks church building

Incredible read of the situation and explains SO MUCH

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015332)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: slap-happy dopamine jew

Imagine rolling into a MTG tournament with a crew of your bros, all perfect phenotypes with hitler youth haircuts, and just ethnically cleansing all of the shitlibs out in the first round with your decks full of Black Lotuses, Moxes, and Dual Lands. Every round from the second all the way through the finals is just clean cut alpha white bros with maybe a token azn.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024001)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:03 AM
Author: Useless whorehouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50026235)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:04 AM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer

token azn mascot at the MTG tournament rocking a white weenie deck tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50026238)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: slap-happy dopamine jew

semen-stained serra angels

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50028931)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: Titillating Dull Home Pervert



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024771)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:32 AM
Author: Titillating Dull Home Pervert



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024776)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: cordovan hairless ticket booth pocket flask

(JD Vance)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014676)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

EDH became a popular casual format and then WotC began supporting it ("Commander"); this is now the dominant form, and the four person nature of the game means that it has all sorts of dumb shitty "Rule 0" "let people enjoy things" energy coming in.

At the same time, Hasbro realized that it could print money by doing licensing deals with other IP. The LotR set was actually 180 (because it's in keeping with the fantasy setting) but now we have Fallout and Marvel and so on.

Premodern offers something of a Reprieve but it's a little too sweaty.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014966)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer

just googled "Rule 0" and burst out laughing irl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014977)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024767)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: haunting macaca

had to do a lot of research to parse this post but cr cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015027)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: Titillating Dull Home Pervert



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024775)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: slap-happy dopamine jew

"MTG Commander is a casual multiplayer format of the Magic: The Gathering card game where each player builds a 100-card deck around a chosen legendary creature or Planeswalker called a "Commander." In this format, players can only include one copy of each card (except basic lands) and start with 40 life points."

Wow I just threw up in my mouth a little. 100 cards no dupes...that isn't even a "deck."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50025845)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer

it's just as gay and retarded as it seems

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50025850)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

It started out as a homebrew format where the idea was to use all the janky rares and dumb combos that weren't viable anywhere else and it was fun

But now it's all streamlined and optimized and stupid as hell

And lots of players now act like having "four of the same card" is "stupid and uncreative" when it comes to 60 card MtG

Imagine the game being overrun by turo redditors and you're on the right track

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50029036)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: high-end multi-colored business firm

blown | out | tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015335)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: overrated bateful house generalized bond

https://tcgplayer-cdn.tcgplayer.com/product/279269_in_1000x1000.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024002)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024039)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

That's honestly not as offensive to me as having New York City represented in the game.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024782)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle submissive locale

The original game’s players were unable to reproduce, and the game disappeared with them; the vacant niche was then occupied by a grotesque Ninja Turtles–themed offshoot bearing little resemblance to its ancestor.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024042)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024774)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:09 AM
Author: mewling box office

WTF are the nerds ITT even talking about? Is this a card game, or something like "Dungeons & Dragons"?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50026251)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 6:02 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

Wow u totally convinced us you're a studly jock not a geek with a $1,000 Nekusar, the Mindrazer commander deck 🙄

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50028941)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

EPAH is 10000% the sort of Reddit soyboy dweeb who plays MtG now



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50029037)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 6:30 AM
Author: slimy well-lubricated tattoo chapel

Queered successfully

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50028955)