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My stonks are worthless

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Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction
  07/28/26
I'm up over 1% today.
animeboi
  07/28/26
Not in tech/AI/chip stocks?
Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction
  07/28/26
Very little tech exposure now. Sold my INTC and GLW and nev...
animeboi
  07/28/26
What stocks do people buy who don't have any tech exposure? ...
Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction
  07/28/26
I running a dividend portfolio so ETF's like SCHD but also i...
animeboi
  07/28/26
the volatility is nuts. First stonks were worthless. Then th...
Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction
  07/28/26
jewish #s are barely off their all time highs how are you lo...
Lime genital piercing
  07/28/26
he entered the stock market a month ago. he holds AI/chip st...
mischievous charismatic meetinghouse
  07/28/26
In March but yeah. I was up 30% now down 40% lol. I'm obviou...
Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction
  07/28/26
Last week I finally rolled over an old 401K worth around $13...
Frum Becky Pit
  07/28/26
What did you buy
Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction
  07/28/26
he's putting it all into FBTC
mischievous charismatic meetinghouse
  07/28/26
nothing yet
Frum Becky Pit
  07/28/26
Damn son. Well if that amount sitting around isn't a big con...
gunneratttt
  07/28/26
"Damn son" https://youtube.com/shorts/aNwz0veNk...
mischievous charismatic meetinghouse
  07/28/26
Confirmed fake but still 180
gunneratttt
  07/28/26
i read this as "money was invested in 401k, liquidated ...
soul-stirring frozen fanboi
  07/28/26
"Sitting in cash" indicates the money was in a 401...
gunneratttt
  07/28/26
esl?
Frum Becky Pit
  07/28/26
You can hold cash in a 401k bro. When you said the funds wer...
gunneratttt
  07/28/26
so yesterday you demonstrated you can't do basic data analys...
Frum Becky Pit
  07/28/26
Well then don't say "in cash" faggot. Plenty of...
gunneratttt
  07/28/26
lol stfu you indian adhd weirdo
Frum Becky Pit
  07/28/26
That's part of why I'm so good at data analysis.
gunneratttt
  07/28/26
i'm not sure you even understand what data analysis is. ...
Frum Becky Pit
  07/28/26
We don't need to turn this into a subthread wasteland like y...
gunneratttt
  07/28/26
...
Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction
  07/28/26
it was invested in whatever fidelity shitfunds they had me i...
Frum Becky Pit
  07/28/26
What are your plans? I'm heavily invested in volatile risky ...
Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction
  07/28/26
I honestly don't know but I'm waiting for the market to not ...
Frum Becky Pit
  07/28/26
all non-dividend stocks are worthless. all you actually own ...
Racy Underhanded Shitlib
  07/28/26
(value investor clinging on to his paypal and adobe shares)
Glittery flickering step-uncle's house ceo
  07/28/26
(bitcoin investor clinging to his...ethereum)
Racy Underhanded Shitlib
  07/28/26
xrp actually
Glittery flickering step-uncle's house ceo
  07/28/26
brutal
animeboi
  07/28/26
wow
Marvelous indecent market black woman
  07/28/26
This is true whether or not a company issues dividends. And ...
gunneratttt
  07/28/26
I think he's talking about companies who prioritize paying o...
Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction
  07/28/26
I understand that part but he seems to be drawing a distinct...
gunneratttt
  07/28/26
I've gone from +120% YTD to +20% YTD in the last 2 months
emerald useless brakes
  07/28/26
Same lol
Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction
  07/28/26
Feels like I'm down 50%
emerald useless brakes
  07/28/26
Buy the dip and wait for Jews to pump it up again before ano...
Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction
  07/28/26
SCHD always wins
Histrionic indian lodge hominid
  07/28/26
Can’t understand anyone being like this when SPY is st...
Big Partner Antidepressant Drug
  07/28/26
SPY is going 2 die. The Passive investing bubble is going t...
animeboi
  07/28/26
...
fantasy-prone digit ratio
  07/28/26
Waiting 5 years for a 70% return with virtually no risk is a...
Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction
  07/28/26
i can't, my stonks
cruel-hearted tanning salon
  07/28/26
They went up
Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction
  07/30/26


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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029368)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

I'm up over 1% today.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029370)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction

Not in tech/AI/chip stocks?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029376)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

Very little tech exposure now. Sold my INTC and GLW and never looked back.

edit: there's a x2 GLW ETF now, lol.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029387)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction

What stocks do people buy who don't have any tech exposure? So your stocks just don't go up when everything goes up and they don't go down when everything goes down?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029425)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

I running a dividend portfolio so ETF's like SCHD but also individual stocks like RTX, VZ, O, BTI, HESM, etc. It will underperform 'the market' during boom years but 'the market' is kind of bs right now.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029503)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction

the volatility is nuts. First stonks were worthless. Then they went on a massive bull run for 3 months. And then hedge funds and institutions rug pulled everyone. "Lock in those 100% gains!" They locked in and now trillions in equity have been temporarily destroyed. Just so some asshole can tell investors that they did good on the year.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029525)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Lime genital piercing

jewish #s are barely off their all time highs how are you losing $



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029392)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: mischievous charismatic meetinghouse

he entered the stock market a month ago. he holds AI/chip stocks. just keep holding them. this shit is volatile.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029408)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction

In March but yeah. I was up 30% now down 40% lol. I'm obviously holding. It can't go to zero!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029423)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Frum Becky Pit

Last week I finally rolled over an old 401K worth around $130K that I had been thumbing my ass on for 15+ years. It's been sitting in cash bc I haven't gotten around to figuring out what to buy. I feel like a genius.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029464)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction

What did you buy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029468)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: mischievous charismatic meetinghouse

he's putting it all into FBTC

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029505)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Frum Becky Pit

nothing yet

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029821)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

Damn son. Well if that amount sitting around isn't a big concern for you you're probably secure enough that missing out on 15 years of appreciation is nbd.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029629)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: mischievous charismatic meetinghouse

"Damn son"

https://youtube.com/shorts/aNwz0veNkjM

pls discuss

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029638)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

Confirmed fake but still 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029655)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring frozen fanboi

i read this as "money was invested in 401k, liquidated to rollover recently, and not reinvested YET" - op pls confirm thank.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029659)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

"Sitting in cash" indicates the money was in a 401k but not invested in anything to me?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029687)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Frum Becky Pit

esl?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029826)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

You can hold cash in a 401k bro. When you said the funds were "in cash" I took that to mean "in cash" as opposed to fidelity managed funds.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029870)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Frum Becky Pit

so yesterday you demonstrated you can't do basic data analysis and now today you've demonstrated lack of basic American language reading comprehension skills? maybe India is where you belong?

obviously no one has a corporate 401K all cash except for the most retarded boomers who prob would just take the penalties and buy gold coins.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029877)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

Well then don't say "in cash" faggot.

Plenty of people actively manage their 401ks. If you felt there wasn't a good investment opportunity it's rational to hold cash. Considering 15 years ago was during ITE it would not be surprising that someone was holding a substantial amount of cash. I'm sure plenty of people have substantial amount of cash in their 401k right now because they're worried the market is overvalued. Why do you think SPAXX has a value of $450b right now?!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029906)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: Frum Becky Pit

lol stfu you indian adhd weirdo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029912)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

That's part of why I'm so good at data analysis.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029915)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Frum Becky Pit

i'm not sure you even understand what data analysis is.

and corp 401Ks are a pain in the dick to actively trade individual stocks. the fidelity crap for what it's worth wasn't that bad (started with far less than $130K when I left that job).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029926)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

We don't need to turn this into a subthread wasteland like yesterday. I assumed that by "in cash" you meant you had kept a bunch of money in their cash fund, something that does exist and that many people put money in. I don't think it's ESL to read that, I think it's poor drafting that you meant "kept the money in fidelity funds instead of rolling them over into other funds." And you could have just said that rather than being YSFFM about a subthread yesterday.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029952)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029703)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Frum Becky Pit

it was invested in whatever fidelity shitfunds they had me in. it's only been all cash since last week when I closed it and did the rollover that I can manage directly myself.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029824)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction

What are your plans? I'm heavily invested in volatile risky assets that pump like mad during a bull run but then recently fell off a cliff. Do you want to be a baller like me?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029832)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Frum Becky Pit

I honestly don't know but I'm waiting for the market to not shit itself each day.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029880)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Racy Underhanded Shitlib

all non-dividend stocks are worthless. all you actually own is the right to the proceeds left over after bankruptcy lol. think about that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029642)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Glittery flickering step-uncle's house ceo

(value investor clinging on to his paypal and adobe shares)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029649)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: Racy Underhanded Shitlib

(bitcoin investor clinging to his...ethereum)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029652)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: Glittery flickering step-uncle's house ceo

xrp actually

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029654)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

brutal

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029656)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Marvelous indecent market black woman

wow

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029707)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

This is true whether or not a company issues dividends. And by definition a bankrupt company is insolvent, i.e. debts and liabilities exceed assets. Stockholdere in companies that were liquidated in bankruptcy rarely receive anything and whether that company paid a dividend previously doesn't impact anything.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029680)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction

I think he's talking about companies who prioritize paying out shareholders from profits rather than doing buybacks to pump the stock price. He's saying get paid now and don't rely on Jewish money letters.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029699)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

I understand that part but he seems to be drawing a distinction between what those companies are worth when liquidated. If a solvent company was liquidated for some reason all the profts that could have been issued as a dividend would be owed to the shareholders.

Choosing to invest in companies that reinvest profits isn't nad or even speculative. Every company reinveste at least a portion of their profits if they want to grow at all. Berkshire Hathaway, the posterchild for traditional, value investing, does not issue a divided. And I am happy for Warren Buffet to hold what could have been my divided to reinvest in other things.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029860)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: emerald useless brakes

I've gone from +120% YTD to +20% YTD in the last 2 months

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029662)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction

Same lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029691)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: emerald useless brakes

Feels like I'm down 50%

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50030058)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction

Buy the dip and wait for Jews to pump it up again before another rug pull.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50030064)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Histrionic indian lodge hominid

SCHD always wins

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50029782)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Big Partner Antidepressant Drug

Can’t understand anyone being like this when SPY is straight as fuck up since 2020. Even 2020 took us to 2019 levels iirc. If anything you should be nervous about The Chart and its Verticalness

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50030643)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

SPY is going 2 die. The Passive investing bubble is going to collapse.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50030647)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: fantasy-prone digit ratio



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50030683)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction

Waiting 5 years for a 70% return with virtually no risk is a solid, irrefutably great plan (it's even better if you have tens of millions to play with. The bigger your chip stack, the more 70% can be life altering!)

That being said in the same time span chip stocks and tech went nuclear by comparison. Google alone did almost double that. And other stocks went to the absolute moon.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50030649)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: cruel-hearted tanning salon

i can't, my stonks

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50030650)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: Offensive soggy crotch dysfunction

They went up

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2#50034828)