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listening to what other people order at coffee shop. im the least faggy so far

i got a capuccino (ordered it "wet" to see if its ...
swollen church love of her life
  08/13/26
Much better dry IMO. just like an adult woman vagina.
Hateful boyish associate
  08/13/26
did you try my trick yet?
Bull Headed Marvelous Gas Station
  08/13/26
haven't been to a starbucks yet. I've ordered just espresso...
swollen church love of her life
  08/13/26
I was at a coffee shop two days ago that had a milk bar and ...
Bull Headed Marvelous Gas Station
  08/13/26
I don't recall the example of chicken fajita anxiety, but fa...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/13/26
That was a Reference to this fajita thread : https://www.xox...
swollen church love of her life
  08/13/26
...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/13/26
Zoomer baristas?
Jet Disgusting Area
  08/13/26
Recently I was sitting down at a coffee shop poasting on xo,...
Bull Headed Marvelous Gas Station
  08/13/26
A couple of The zoomer baristas at my local coffee shop ar...
swollen church love of her life
  08/13/26
...
Racy balding home cuckold
  08/13/26
Do they have faggy pumpkin lattes or too early ?
at-the-ready toaster
  08/13/26
too early
Bull Headed Marvelous Gas Station
  08/13/26
(guy ordering a "wet" cappuccino bragging about hi...
grizzly juggernaut
  08/13/26
...
swollen church love of her life
  08/13/26
i thought it was gonna be a tough guy saying something like ...
grizzly juggernaut
  08/13/26
Even with my faggy order, every one that came after was eve...
swollen church love of her life
  08/13/26
it sounds like you're the alpha male in there at the moment
grizzly juggernaut
  08/13/26
"I like it wet. Heh." *winks at barista*
curious antidepressant drug gunner
  08/13/26
“Actually, I like it dry. More of a challenge.”
Vivacious address digit ratio
  08/13/26
ordered a drip coffee with room for milk and she didn't leav...
motley plum athletic conference
  08/13/26
My coffee drinking is straight AF. I only drink drip coffee,...
curious antidepressant drug gunner
  08/13/26
I only like lattes, cappuccinos, flat whites, macchiatos (es...
Bull Headed Marvelous Gas Station
  08/13/26
this is what everyone thinks about their order
aggressive parlour
  08/13/26
What do you think about my favorite orders (listed above)?
Bull Headed Marvelous Gas Station
  08/13/26
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Bull Headed Marvelous Gas Station
  08/14/26
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Bull Headed Marvelous Gas Station
  08/14/26
I only drink unsweetened cappuccinos with whole milk. I'm a ...
Razzmatazz Crimson Business Firm Hairy Legs
  08/14/26
that's great doobs
Bull Headed Marvelous Gas Station
  08/15/26
You got me
Razzmatazz Crimson Business Firm Hairy Legs
  08/17/26
...
Bull Headed Marvelous Gas Station
  08/17/26
My coffee setup cost more than most cars.
Swashbuckling turquoise pit selfie
  08/17/26


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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: swollen church love of her life

i got a capuccino (ordered it "wet" to see if its better with slightly less faggy foam). no sweeteners or faggy syrups.

girl after me just got a "salted maple matcha" and her friend got a "banana bread latte"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50065541)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Hateful boyish associate

Much better dry IMO. just like an adult woman vagina.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50065957)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Bull Headed Marvelous Gas Station

did you try my trick yet?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50065542)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: swollen church love of her life

haven't been to a starbucks yet. I've ordered just espresso shots before but have to admit i'm a little hesitant to ask for the cup of ice on the side to make my own iced latte. I'd wonder if they'd be watching me. it's similar to the classic xo ordering chicken fajitas anxiety

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50065549)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Bull Headed Marvelous Gas Station

I was at a coffee shop two days ago that had a milk bar and had the same issue. I thought about getting the espresso, but dithered, because I didn't want to ask for the side of ice. This never happened when I was younger. Probably temporary though, been going through a phase lately where I'm more worried about judgment than usual. It's been really crampin my style.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50065561)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I don't recall the example of chicken fajita anxiety, but fajitas are beef, and anyone ordering a chicken fajita should be beaten

We don't even want to talk about what someone ordering shrimp fajitas deserves...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50065929)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: swollen church love of her life

That was a Reference to this fajita thread : Can't bring myself to order fajitas bc of the attention you get

Agree with you that beef fajitas are more cr than chicken

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50065951)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50065961)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: Jet Disgusting Area

Zoomer baristas?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50065557)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Bull Headed Marvelous Gas Station

Recently I was sitting down at a coffee shop poasting on xo, and heard zoomer baristas using all kinds of gen z slang I had never heard in the wild before, only online.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50065564)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: swollen church love of her life

A couple of The zoomer baristas at my local coffee shop are somewhat sophisticated by zoomer standards. I once heard one of them talk about the Iran war and that many people were waiting for an Israeli false flag terrorist attack attack in the us, and thought “wow 180”

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50065651)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Racy balding home cuckold



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50066160)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: at-the-ready toaster

Do they have faggy pumpkin lattes or too early ?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50065907)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Bull Headed Marvelous Gas Station

too early

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50066151)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: grizzly juggernaut

(guy ordering a "wet" cappuccino bragging about his non-faggy drink order)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50066153)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: swollen church love of her life



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50066175)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: grizzly juggernaut

i thought it was gonna be a tough guy saying something like "large black coffee." grande? "sure whatever you want to call it."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50066178)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: swollen church love of her life

Even with my faggy order, every one that came after was even faggier

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50066205)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: grizzly juggernaut

it sounds like you're the alpha male in there at the moment

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50066207)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: curious antidepressant drug gunner

"I like it wet. Heh." *winks at barista*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50066206)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: Vivacious address digit ratio

“Actually, I like it dry. More of a challenge.”

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50066260)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: motley plum athletic conference

ordered a drip coffee with room for milk and she didn't leave room for milk. grrrr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50066208)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: curious antidepressant drug gunner

My coffee drinking is straight AF. I only drink drip coffee, americanos, espresso, ice coffee, or cold brew. All BLACK. No tricks, no bs.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50066210)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Bull Headed Marvelous Gas Station

I only like lattes, cappuccinos, flat whites, macchiatos (especially caramel or vanilla versions), mochas, and frappes. Especially lattes with flavor shots in them (vanilla, caramel, pumpkin spice, iced lattes with syrups or whipped cream, affogato (for those of you who don't know, its espresso over ice cream, which is just delightful!), vienna-style coffee, and of course anything with oat/almond or soy milk and foam art.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50066408)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: aggressive parlour

this is what everyone thinks about their order

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50066417)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Bull Headed Marvelous Gas Station

What do you think about my favorite orders (listed above)?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50066419)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Bull Headed Marvelous Gas Station



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50067955)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:53 PM
Author: Bull Headed Marvelous Gas Station



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50069139)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Crimson Business Firm Hairy Legs

I only drink unsweetened cappuccinos with whole milk. I'm a girl, btw.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50069149)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Bull Headed Marvelous Gas Station

that's great doobs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50069152)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Crimson Business Firm Hairy Legs

You got me

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50073774)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: Bull Headed Marvelous Gas Station



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50073169)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling turquoise pit selfie

My coffee setup cost more than most cars.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892743&forum_id=2#50073778)