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Ken Paxton steals lawyer’s Mont Blanc pen (security cam footage)

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious. https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu...
Beady-eyed purple boistinker laser beams
  08/14/26
Lol
Honey-headed Jew Famous Landscape Painting
  08/14/26
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aggressive multi-billionaire whorehouse
  08/17/26
Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?
Beady-eyed purple boistinker laser beams
  08/14/26
cq
Confused Useless Brakes Theater
  08/17/26
lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger...
motley scourge upon the earth bawdyhouse
  08/14/26
2006 was truly a special year in political corruption
Beady-eyed purple boistinker laser beams
  08/14/26
lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???
Adamo Tuti
  08/16/26
180 political ad
Bright Pistol
  08/14/26
This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple...
aggressive multi-billionaire whorehouse
  08/17/26
Very Trumpian
Brass church
  08/14/26
There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceove...
big brunch
  08/14/26
It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think it...
claret corner love of her life
  08/14/26
Sup, Ken
Beady-eyed purple boistinker laser beams
  08/15/26
everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken
Bright Pistol
  08/15/26
do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?
light metal persian
  08/15/26
Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This gu...
Sapphire stirring kitchen
  08/15/26
Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve
Beady-eyed purple boistinker laser beams
  08/16/26
...
federal slate roommate dragon
  08/16/26
...
Sadistic travel guidebook
  08/16/26
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Iridescent roast beef
  08/16/26
I’m voting for him even harder now
Gay Yarmulke
  08/16/26
One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate&q...
Richard Ames
  08/16/26
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Bisexual mental disorder organic girlfriend
  08/16/26
Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representativ...
Marvelous Alcoholic Voyeur
  08/16/26
Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happen...
Richard Ames
  08/16/26
lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be...
Marvelous Alcoholic Voyeur
  08/16/26
This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent exa...
Big-titted Razzle Sound Barrier
  08/16/26
this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is ...
Marvelous Alcoholic Voyeur
  08/16/26
You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas....
federal slate roommate dragon
  08/16/26
Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.
Honey-headed Jew Famous Landscape Painting
  08/16/26
Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all...
motley scourge upon the earth bawdyhouse
  08/17/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed purple boistinker laser beams

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious.

https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu0

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068361)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Honey-headed Jew Famous Landscape Painting

Lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068367)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: aggressive multi-billionaire whorehouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50073147)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed purple boistinker laser beams

Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068376)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Confused Useless Brakes Theater

cq

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50073144)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth bawdyhouse

lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger and stronger this year. This was roughly the point in 2006 when the Mark Foley story first broke.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068378)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed purple boistinker laser beams

2006 was truly a special year in political corruption

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068436)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Adamo Tuti (⚖️)

lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071988)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Bright Pistol

180 political ad

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068446)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: aggressive multi-billionaire whorehouse

This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple election cycles now but this ad made me actually chuckle.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50073146)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Brass church

Very Trumpian

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068450)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: big brunch

There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceover that pisses me off more than the theft of a Mont Blanc pen.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068940)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: claret corner love of her life

It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think its going too far.

Like seems like he just found a pen left behind and picked it up. If it were a Bic, people would be touting him as environmentally friendly.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068950)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed purple boistinker laser beams

Sup, Ken

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50069844)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Bright Pistol

everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50069847)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: light metal persian

do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50069860)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Sapphire stirring kitchen

Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This guy pulled a literal Shitlaw Steve.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50069853)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed purple boistinker laser beams

Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071043)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: federal slate roommate dragon



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071051)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Sadistic travel guidebook



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071089)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Iridescent roast beef



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071252)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: Gay Yarmulke

I’m voting for him even harder now

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50072357)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Richard Ames

One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate" expresses his love of "trans kids." Paxton is the Alpha Asshole Bully we need and deserve. Btw he *will* fuck your wife.

Libs, your response?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071115)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Bisexual mental disorder organic girlfriend



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071121)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Marvelous Alcoholic Voyeur

Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representative James Talarico endorsed reparations for Black Americans during a campaign stop in DeSoto, Texas. He stated that repairing past harms aligns with his faith and background. He pointed to policies like tuition relief, homeownership grants, and government-funded baby bonds to build generational wealth.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071123)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happens to completely and totally align with current far left democrat ideals. Odd case.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071159)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Marvelous Alcoholic Voyeur

lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be indicted for investment fraud"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071137)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Big-titted Razzle Sound Barrier

This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent example of appearances matching his morals.

He's probably going to lose to Talaricio. Which he deserves to. MAGA shot itself in the foot. But it's an exchange for El Sayed (another perfect example of physiognomy), who's going to lose to Mike Rogers in Michigan. Dem-DSA shooting itself in the foot.

Maybe we are slowly shifting back to normalcy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071506)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Marvelous Alcoholic Voyeur

this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is paxton and sayed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071655)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: federal slate roommate dragon

You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas. Similarly Moozlims own Michigan.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071785)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed Jew Famous Landscape Painting

Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50072351)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth bawdyhouse

Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all of America that these two races that shouldn’t be close are going to gobble up ~1/3 of all spending in the senate this cycle. Both would be 10+ wins for the incumbent party if the party establishments hadn’t been decimated in the last 10 years and replace with these two ruling retards factions.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50073136)