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benzo can't even get a job as a doordasher

Because of his criminal record + lack of a driver's license/...
Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur
  08/21/26
last three words in the thread title are superfluous
zombie-like scarlet keepsake machete
  08/21/26
Yeah but he get's to live in the luxury of his grandmother's...
khaki base faggotry
  08/21/26
And the immodesty of leaching off his family is only tempora...
gunneratttt
  08/21/26
Yeah plus he will triple that in options trading using his s...
khaki base faggotry
  08/21/26
The train is leaving
Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur
  08/21/26
Triple? It's literally an infinite money glitch. Exponential...
gunneratttt
  08/21/26
...
Low-t citrine whorehouse chad
  08/22/26
Bear, you say? 🐻
Ruby Stag Film
  08/21/26
It's an ingenious structural architecture to eliminate the n...
khaki base faggotry
  08/21/26
It's calculated immodesty
Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur
  08/21/26
Perhaps traditional standards of decency aren't load-bearing...
khaki base faggotry
  08/21/26
The only load bearing asset he has is his BOIHOLE when UNCLE...
Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur
  08/21/26
I thought he beat up his grandmother She forgave him?
Curious arrogant locus sound barrier
  08/21/26
Yeah from what I heard she forgave him and he kept living th...
khaki base faggotry
  08/21/26
Wow now that’s a grandma Also she must be like 100...
Curious arrogant locus sound barrier
  08/21/26
no forgiveness; she just beat him up back and it was a draw ...
zombie-like scarlet keepsake machete
  08/21/26
nana KO'd that pauper fuck
Aphrodisiac locale liquid oxygen
  08/22/26
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Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur
  08/22/26
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Curious arrogant locus sound barrier
  08/22/26
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mint motley chapel
  08/22/26
...
zombie-like scarlet keepsake machete
  08/22/26
And if the bitch steps out of line benzo will beat her ass!
insanely creepy sexy wrinkle
  08/22/26
nah, sister amy wears the pants. if benzo mouths off, she's ...
Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur
  08/22/26
litigators and dogs need not apply
stirring karate gaming laptop
  08/21/26
Sears todo para ti tp tried to help benzo get a job when he ...
Sable Federal Lay
  08/21/26
Anyone who has tried to help someone "down on their luc...
gunneratttt
  08/21/26
I really, really want to read that thread/full story again, ...
insanely creepy sexy wrinkle
  08/22/26
What a fucking loser
mind-boggling submissive dilemma pistol
  08/21/26
...
Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur
  08/21/26
...
insanely creepy sexy wrinkle
  08/22/26
It’s crazy how he just refuses to work and is content ...
180 range fortuitous meteor
  08/22/26
what could he possibly offer an employer? he's 40, has never...
Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur
  08/22/26
The entire town is walkable since it’s so small maybe ...
Spruce coffee pot goal in life
  08/22/26
what, exactly, is he qualified to do? Also keep in mind his ...
Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur
  08/22/26
Can't he start some hustle on the internet where he peddles ...
khaki base faggotry
  08/22/26
I don't think he's smart enough to be a conman. He couldn't ...
Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur
  08/22/26
...
Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur
  08/22/26
Benzo defend yourself
Spruce coffee pot goal in life
  08/22/26
I like his poasts
Bright Property
  08/22/26


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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur

Because of his criminal record + lack of a driver's license/car

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083390)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: zombie-like scarlet keepsake machete

last three words in the thread title are superfluous

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083859)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: khaki base faggotry

Yeah but he get's to live in the luxury of his grandmother's home without the need to bear the indignity of work

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083398)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

And the immodesty of leaching off his family is only temporary. The vaxcash is about to roll in!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083410)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: khaki base faggotry

Yeah plus he will triple that in options trading using his secret patented method, which definitely isn't crank

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083415)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur

The train is leaving

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083418)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

Triple? It's literally an infinite money glitch. Exponential risk-free gains will crash the world economy. That's why the powers that be have aligned to make sure Benzo never has a dollar to invest.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083551)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: Low-t citrine whorehouse chad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084741)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Ruby Stag Film

Bear, you say? 🐻

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083416)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: khaki base faggotry

It's an ingenious structural architecture to eliminate the necessity of work-bearing tasks

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083420)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur

It's calculated immodesty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083425)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: khaki base faggotry

Perhaps traditional standards of decency aren't load-bearing for him

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083430)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur

The only load bearing asset he has is his BOIHOLE when UNCLE DAVE comes over

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083435)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Curious arrogant locus sound barrier

I thought he beat up his grandmother

She forgave him?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083832)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: khaki base faggotry

Yeah from what I heard she forgave him and he kept living there.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083848)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: Curious arrogant locus sound barrier

Wow now that’s a grandma

Also she must be like 100 years old now

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083850)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: zombie-like scarlet keepsake machete

no forgiveness; she just beat him up back and it was a draw

otoh, cousin amy actually won their fight

benzo is 0-1-1 vs female household members

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083861)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac locale liquid oxygen

nana KO'd that pauper fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084923)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Curious arrogant locus sound barrier



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084934)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: mint motley chapel



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085323)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: zombie-like scarlet keepsake machete



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086125)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: insanely creepy sexy wrinkle

And if the bitch steps out of line benzo will beat her ass!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084930)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur

nah, sister amy wears the pants. if benzo mouths off, she's got a pretty mean right hook that'll tame him

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084933)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: stirring karate gaming laptop

litigators and dogs need not apply

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083422)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Sable Federal Lay

Sears todo para ti tp tried to help benzo get a job when he moved to nyc but benzo just ghosted him and didn’t pay him back $100 or whatever he borrowed lol. Benzo is still 180 tho

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083553)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

Anyone who has tried to help someone "down on their luck" quickly finds out that they're the source of their own problems.

These people are often 180 though. Benzo is.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083589)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: insanely creepy sexy wrinkle

I really, really want to read that thread/full story again, it was absolutely amazing. I fucking hate shitmods so much

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084931)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling submissive dilemma pistol

What a fucking loser

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083582)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083829)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: insanely creepy sexy wrinkle



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084932)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: 180 range fortuitous meteor

It’s crazy how he just refuses to work and is content to live and die in some shithole one horse Indiana town

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084896)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur

what could he possibly offer an employer? he's 40, has never held a job, and has no one else to mooch off of.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084914)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 2:01 PM
Author: Spruce coffee pot goal in life

The entire town is walkable since it’s so small maybe he’s employed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085328)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur

what, exactly, is he qualified to do? Also keep in mind his rap sheet & felony theft convictions. Do you really think any company would let him anywhere near a cash register?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085702)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: khaki base faggotry

Can't he start some hustle on the internet where he peddles his crank options trading methods to desperate retards?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085705)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur

I don't think he's smart enough to be a conman. He couldn't even con cookies out of a subway.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085734)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Filthpig Voyeur



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085864)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Spruce coffee pot goal in life

Benzo defend yourself

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086439)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Bright Property

I like his poasts

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086440)