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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he an...
mint famous landscape painting
  08/21/26
THE COURT: How do you plead? DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor...
Charismatic Giraffe
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Salmon Tank
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"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"
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stimulating unhinged parlour haunted graveyard
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let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial...
Swashbuckling Chocolate Psychic Menage
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Hilarious brunch mental disorder
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sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are ...
free-loading deep plaza
  08/21/26
Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or l...
Richard Ames
  08/21/26
damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.
Kink-friendly Arousing Senate
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: mint famous landscape painting

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.

After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.

https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083652)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Charismatic Giraffe

THE COURT: How do you plead?

DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083655)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Salmon Tank



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Ocher kitchen fortuitous meteor

"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083891)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: stimulating unhinged parlour haunted graveyard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083893)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Chocolate Psychic Menage

let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083708)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Hilarious brunch mental disorder



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: free-loading deep plaza

sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083711)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.

Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083721)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Arousing Senate

damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083731)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Chocolate Psychic Menage

i was thinking kids in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083887)