Date: August 24th, 2026 2:01 PM Author: ocher pisswyrm corner
Such a rigid and beautiful people. Brilliant yet retarded. Everything is on RAILS from the literal trains to making a restaurant order. You can see how these people go from train tracks saying DIVERSITY=GOOD to HOLOCAUST in 20min. Like the same strictness they enforce degeneracy or menu rules at a restaurant could turn into you getting stuffed in an oven. Odd case. Very interesting. Very abrasive when they sense you are pliable to reprimand but powerless against foreign browns who dgaf about their lambasting. Their subconscious is seething and will end in gnashing of teeth yet again no doubt.
I was in the Englischer Garten some time ago and threw a banana peel into the woods because there wasn't a trash can nearby. Some German shrew lost her shit and accused me of littering, etc. But you know this German hag wouldn't dare do the same thing to a random shitskin shitting on the street. Germans are truly subhumans.
Date: August 24th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: mewling genital piercing
the signal was about to turn walk and i idly put one foot off the curb and onto the empty street -- and a German woman loudly did a tsk-tsk at me. there was literally no car in sight.
Date: August 24th, 2026 2:12 PM Author: Brilliant institution
I noticed this too. I had the misfortune of being there during COVID when every host and hostess was charged with enforcing mask mandates at restaurants and verifying negative PCR tests or vax status, just LJL at that bullshit. I caught it again this summer when I transferred in Munich but entered the EU from there on a new passport that I forgot to sign and the border bitch gave me a whole lecture saying how I was attempting to enter the Schengen area with an invalid travel document and that is a crime that can result in: fine, imprisonment, removal, banned from future travel. She ended up letting me sign it and pass through. Compare with the last trip I took with my wife to CDMX and she did all the talking (she always gets flustered and fucks up) and the passport control asked which city she was arriving from and she said the entirely wrong city that was not our origin or even a transfer and he just said "Did you mean ____ city instead?" and she got all nervous and said "yes" and he said "ok great welcome to Mexico!"
Date: August 24th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Startled forum associate
i had a 8h layover in Munich last summer and it was right during the GAY PRIDE parade i was walking arnd and all these faggots were out, tons of muzzies and mystery meats, like kebab shop at every corner. never saw so many faggot men in leather pants with whips and shit, not even in SF. i got a kebab and the lesbian in front of me had hairy armpits
some pajeeta family was on the airport train with no tic and claiming the airline lufthansa shld have paid for the tic or something cause their flight was cancelled, the birdshit train conducter actually let them go
oh yeah one amazing thing is i walked thru the munich train station and i swear to got it reminded me of mumbai train station i like 1998, it was so rundown and third world, they also dont have toilets, u have to pay like 2 euro to use a toilet
i was just thinking what if the great Mr Hitler cld have seen all this, what wld he think? wld he cry? i just feel bad for him really, all things considered
Date: August 24th, 2026 2:21 PM Author: ocher pisswyrm corner
Munich HBF was genuinely a peak experience I felt like I was in WW3 truly fucking insane shithold but if I went again it wouldn't be as scary. Crows doing flyovers as you try to figure out a safe spot to ask gpt (there isn't one)
Date: August 24th, 2026 2:53 PM Author: milky abnormal death wish chapel
They are a weird people. It’s not too different from the US: white guilt whistling and looking the other way while everything that made the country a once-great power is being gnawed on by rats. Very EU/UK ideas of thoughtcrime that we don’t have in the US (yet). AFD = “Nazis” yet they have real support - reminded me a lot of the assumption that every professional in the US outside of the South is Dem, so they can freely talk shit about them.
So orderly yet COVERED in graffiti. Laws and so Catholic and/or Mainline Protestant, yet brothels everywhere. Rule-abiding but entire parts of the city are aggressively middle eastern.
Biergartens are awesome, though, especially when it’s 9:30pm and still light out and it’s 72F. Civilized even though everyone is on average ~1.5L in.
To me the most negative aspect of Germans is that they tend to be very judgmental and resent the success of their neighbors. They even have a word for it - "Neidkultur" or "jealousy culture." Not a coincidence that "Schadenfreude" comes from Germany.
The most positive aspect of Germans lies in the fact that they have a relatively high average intelligence and expect a lot of their leaders and society. They look upon the things we tolerate in this regard with absolute and genuine astonishment. Things they consider scandals that will hound a politician out of public life are a regular Tuesday here.
Date: August 24th, 2026 3:21 PM Author: milky abnormal death wish chapel
Agree with the second paragraph (although I haven’t spent the time there that you have). Despite all of the challenges, life does seem civilized there - I don’t think the US has it anywhere quite like that—neither on the coasts nor in flyover. Warmth and friendliness are a tick or two below the US (although not unpleasant), but people conduct themselves in a professional, competent way. It’s also a pretty high-trust society.
Beyond the political stuff (and I agree with your point), they are generally outraged by the disorder in the US. I remember getting a warning about riding the U-Bahn in Berlin, and I had to lol - there are scarier people on the walk from my parking spot to my office.
Date: August 24th, 2026 4:51 PM Author: Thirsty awkward regret
the strictness is trust. when you know the person behind you will also wait for the walk signal, you can walk through the city without constantly scanning for threats. the americans who complain about it are the same ones who need a security guard at every entrance and a camera in every bathroom. the germans get away with less surveillance because they get more compliance.
it feels oppressive until you realize the alternative is a society where everyone has to be their own enforcer. the german model works until it does not work, but while it does work, it actually gives you more freedom than the american one. you can trust the system because everyone else is trapped in it too.
Date: August 24th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: the White jensen huang
Yeah everyone understands this. The point is that Germans live like this while also importing millions of hostile brown hominids who are completely incompatible with this form of society and thus require all of the native Germans to have to revert to constantly scanning for threats 24/7 and assume low trust in every interaction
Oh and none of the native Germans even bother trying to enforce their laws and standards against these hostile invaders, and they will literally arrest you if you're German and you try to do it yourself