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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
aquamarine motley school cafeteria useless brakes
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Floppy sanctuary
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
honey-headed stage
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
mint federal lodge deer antler
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
Ulysses
chartreuse menage
  08/27/26
✅
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
chartreuse menage
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
yellow chapel wagecucks
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
Charismatic whorehouse nowag
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
Charismatic whorehouse nowag
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
chartreuse menage
  08/27/26
✅
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
...
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
...
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
Catch-22
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
edit ❌
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
Dickens
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
❌
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
anna karenina
mint federal lodge deer antler
  08/27/26
✅
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
The English Patient
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
❌
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
wtf
Charismatic whorehouse nowag
  08/27/26
Catch 22
chartreuse menage
  08/27/26
✅
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
Aromatic hyperventilating coldplay fan
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
Orwell
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
❌
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
...
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
...
Massive lay
  08/27/26
...
Misanthropic exhilarant hairy legs
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
yellow chapel wagecucks
  08/28/26
...
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
I really can't
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
Triste!
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
Aromatic hyperventilating coldplay fan
  08/27/26
don't know :(
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
Aromatic hyperventilating coldplay fan
  08/27/26
oh good one
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
Massive lay
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
appetizing startled fat ankles
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/27/26
No.
appetizing startled fat ankles
  08/27/26
Dracula
Soul-stirring indigo therapy
  08/28/26
Im gay
Carnelian Cerebral Kitchen Selfie
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
bearded mother goal in life
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
Misanthropic exhilarant hairy legs
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
avocado personal credit line
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Pumonymous
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
bearded mother goal in life
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
thriller gold ladyboy
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
bat-shit-crazy den
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
thriller gold ladyboy
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
transparent old irish cottage cruise ship
  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Charismatic whorehouse nowag
  09/16/26
It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge....
transparent old irish cottage cruise ship
  09/21/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: aquamarine motley school cafeteria useless brakes

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

Mother died today.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

Camuuuuuuuus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Floppy sanctuary

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: honey-headed stage

Wtf embarrassing

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: mint federal lodge deer antler

portrait of the artist as a young man

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: chartreuse menage

Ulysses

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

✅

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: chartreuse menage

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: yellow chapel wagecucks

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

124 was spiteful.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse nowag

is this the swans book?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse nowag

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: chartreuse menage

A clockwork orange

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

✅

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

Ty herr kommandant

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

Catch-22

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

edit ❌

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

No I fucked it up

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

I apologize for being so bad at this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

lmao you're fine

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

Dickens

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

❌

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: mint federal lodge deer antler

anna karenina

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

✅

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

The English Patient

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

❌

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse nowag

wtf

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: chartreuse menage

Catch 22

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

✅

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Aromatic hyperventilating coldplay fan

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

Orwell

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

❌

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

🧐🤔

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Massive lay



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Misanthropic exhilarant hairy legs



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: yellow chapel wagecucks

the spaceporn story

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

U can get this one!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

I really can't

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

Triste!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Aromatic hyperventilating coldplay fan

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

don't know :(

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Aromatic hyperventilating coldplay fan

Sound and Fury

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

oh good one

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Massive lay

Great thread. These were difficult.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: appetizing startled fat ankles

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

Mein Kampf?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: appetizing startled fat ankles

No.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo therapy

Dracula

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Carnelian Cerebral Kitchen Selfie

Im gay

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: bearded mother goal in life

A Confederacy of Dunces

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Misanthropic exhilarant hairy legs

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: avocado personal credit line

God Emperor of Dune

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Pumonymous

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: bearded mother goal in life

raisin in the sun

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: thriller gold ladyboy

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: thriller gold ladyboy

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: transparent old irish cottage cruise ship

I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse nowag

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50138369)



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Date: September 21st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: transparent old irish cottage cruise ship

It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge." I remembered the passage because of the throwaway line about beating up the minister because there's no way not to lol at it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50147796)