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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Sable skinny woman $201,000.00k + 10% bonus + great benefits. Fully remote with no apparent risk of RTO ever because the team is distributed across three continents. My manager is in the UK.
I will be managing 3-4 codecucks (exact number TBD) and one junior manager.
I will resume poasting about how much I hate coding.
AMA. ELI5. TANSTAAFL.
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Shaky meetinghouse electric furnace bc1q50nszftceps6xe5c0g3u7rlr98wc8n7sjc7kns (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099208) |
Date: August 28th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Fuchsia rigpig why 201k and not 200k? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099207) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:25 AM Author: Sable skinny woman Negotiated up from $180k and their final number was $201k instead of an even $200k for reasons unknown to me. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099215) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:23 AM Author: Dashing embarrassed to the bone selfie spot Cock pics (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099210) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:24 AM Author: Turquoise Trip Crackhouse what does "managing" coaders entail (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099211) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:26 AM Author: Sable skinny woman I like to think of coders as people with special needs, and as a manager I'm their caretaker. I have the social skills that coders usually lack, which is why I got promoted to management. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099219) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: Turquoise Trip Crackhouse why do they need care or social skills (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099260) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:24 AM Author: zombie-like idiotic shrine Manager in the UK should mean a chill work life. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099213) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:28 AM Author: Sable skinny woman He was incredibly laid back and friendly in the interviews. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099221) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:29 AM Author: Richard Ames How many actual hours of "work" will you have to do each week.
Also ideally this doesn't disrupt your Slice of Life poasting. |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:00 PM Author: Sable skinny woman Don't know how busy it'll be yet, but if you start seeing lots of threads like "holy fuck i hate coding" or "holy fuck i hate managing coders," it's probably too much "work" and drudgery.
I started my Slice of Life poasting while employed and will continue to poast those threads. |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: Richard Ames (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099316) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:46 AM Author: Hideous house generalized bond isnt this like your third or fourth job this year (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099264) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Sable skinny woman Third job. A few months ago I left a job after six years for a new job only to get laid off two months later. This new job is with a big and seemingly stable company. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099304) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:50 AM Author: Heady wild laser beams national Go back to Israel you Chinese Indian (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099276) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Sable skinny woman (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099306) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:50 AM Author: Lake bateful hell why are you starting a new "job" every other week? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099277) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: big kitchen bbw (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099310) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: Sable skinny woman I had the Same Job for six years until I found a higher-paying job a few months ago. Unfortunately, that new job misled me about the state of the project I'd be working on, and I was laid off after two months because their client bailed. So now I'm starting a New Job with a very big and seemingly Very Stable company. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099315) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:13 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface How is this new job's pay relative to the job that misled you? The job before that? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099333) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Fuck, I wish I could do that. You'd never actually have to do any work (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099319) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: Indigo Old Irish Cottage Office You’re guaranteed an exactly 10% bonus every year, or is 10% the “target” or some bullshit (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099453) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 1:22 PM Author: Sable skinny woman not guaranteed, depends on a combo of personal performance and company performance (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2#50099459) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Indigo Old Irish Cottage Office So it’s just some made up number that has no actual bearing on any bonus you do or don’t get.
They just “sometimes give out bonuses of some amount if we like you” |